"Not In That Way" By Sam Smith Is So Topez Coded It's Heartbreaking, Really

"Not in that way" by Sam Smith is so topez coded it's heartbreaking, really

Is it just me or

"Who the hell is Shanks?"

sounds an awful lot like

"Who the fuck is Tommy?"

If you're into kenommy, you've probably watched those videos on youtube explaining why Tommy never called Ken back, right?

I mean I did😅 And when I checked out the comms, it was a total bummer!

There are so many people out there truly believing that Tommy just ditched Ken for being a liability. Yeaah, okay, Rosenberg could really fck up Tommy's deals and stuff, given in the end he was high more often than not.

But! What gets me is -

Some people are convinced that Ken has ~always~ been a liability for Tommy! And that got me so worked up I ended up writing this!

(a lot of 'ifs' below)

Alright so, only Tommy and Ken made it out alive at the beginning of Vice City part.

But what if it was just Tommy?

Just think about it! The guy's been away for 15 years. Sonny's his only contact and he's unlikely to stumble on any old ones, if there were any at all, to begin with.

So how's Tommy gonna find the trace of those fckers who stole the money? A rhetrorical question, really. Ken provided invaluable contacts Tommy simply could not do without.

Besides, even if Tommy somehow found a way to a party similar to the one he visited thanks to Rosenberg, he would simply make a fool out of himself! I mean if it wasn't for Rosie, it would have never occurred to him to dress up for a good first impression. The high and mighty would just take him for, well, a yokel and therefore wouldn't take him seriously. Hence, no deals, no contacts.

And last but not least - who did money laundering? Ken!

Ken has been nothing but loyal. If not for him, the legendary Tommy Vercetty wouldn't exist!

I genuinely love it how good Bernie is at acknowledging emotions and how he is ready to reach out to someone both to get and provide support.

Had Roman died (and I'm so fvking glad it's confirmed in gta v he didn't), Bernie would have been the only person Niko could actually cry to.

Guys, I think we were robbed of a fascinating flight scene where Ghost for the first time realized just what an attractive joke cracking dork he got stuck with