IM ACTUALLY GOING TO PISS MYSELF THIS IS SO FUNNY

IM ACTUALLY GOING TO PISS MYSELF THIS IS SO FUNNY

also

and

they’re literally a divorced married couple ur honor

absolutely loving that #2 post that shows up on mobile for your blog is the baby text message meme

anwyays that made me think about how they’re literally demons they could probably shapeshift or whatever. you know where this is going, i give you the crayons to finish this

I HATE THIS WHY WOUDL YOU TELE ME THAT 💔💔

i refuse to elaborate on that im going tocry

I HAVE FICS I HAVE INCORRECT QUOTES I EVEN HAVE THAT ONE SMAU

WHY IS THIS TGE THING THAT STICKS

HAPPY HALLOWEEN MOTHERFUCKERS

in honor of lesson 25,

List of people on Barbatos’ hit list:

1. Solomon

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8. Solomon

beelzebub: I’m hungry

MC: i would let you eat me beel :)

belphie: like in a kinky way???

MC, [completely serious]: no in a cannabalism way dipshit

seeing the silly solomon posts got me like... i gotta add him to the polycule. the polycule of me, lucifer, and barbatos. it'll be so funny

they will both leave you. (unless Solomon is the eighth person to be added to the polycule, in barbatos’ case)