In almost all situations, I tend to state: "There's a metaphor here somewhere."
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Hey, Neighbor.
hey, neighbor.
dear neighbor of an unknown apartment on the 3rd floor or above or below it:
i completely respect your decision to watch pornography, really, i do. what you do on your free time is none of my business. what i don't respect is the fact that you think that blasting it very loudly at all times of the day will benefit either you or anyone else who can hear it through the walls, ceilings, or floors. i have no idea how to communicate with you because i have no idea in which apartment you live and i don't feel like posting public notices on the walls and elevators nor do i feel like telling management and having them blast something equally embarrassing. so please, if you have any way of magically receiving my request, turn down the noise.
sincerely, your rather disgruntled fellow apartment resident
p.s. i realize you will probably never read this. that is fine. i am blowing off steam because i don't know how else to resolve this.
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