Highschool AU Headcanons

Highschool AU Headcanons

Self indulgent request from Host ~✨

Asra

He takes Zodiacs and Horoscopes way too seriously.

He has a witchery club. It's just him, Muriel, and MC talking about plants.

Smuggles Faust to school in his backpack.

Julian

Drama club vice president.

Has known Lucio since Middle School after he got his arm ripped off by an escaped tiger on a school trip to the zoo. He called the ambulance.

Depressed, stressed, and really well dressed.

Bought a vape once for the clout, cried when he hit it.

Plays Tetris with Muriel on weekends.

Nadia

Valedictorian

"No, Lucio, you can't copy my homework." But also "Oh? Of course you can copy my homework, Portia."

She and Lucio are fighting for Class President and she hates it because the only reason he's running is for the position title.

Watches true crime shows with Portia and gets really serious about it but would never admit it

Portia

Blackmail gossip queen Pasha Devorak.

Once scammed Valerius into paying her 20 bucks for her not to spread nudes of him that she didn't even have.

Nadia's campaign manager.

Used to be Hall Monitor, got removed from the position for using it to eavesdrop on the teachers.

Enabler

Muriel

Orphan that's fostered by Morga. He and Lucio have a Sibling Rivalry™

Fought someone to protect Lucio once in elementary school and will never do it again because he felt really bad afterwards

Everybody keeps trying to get him to play sports but he just wants to take care of his garden.

Lucio

His mom is a professional wrestler and he knows how to fight really well because of it

Drama club president

Dog whisperer. All dogs love him. Even Inanna.

Fancy prosthetic arm he spray painted gold.

MC

Wrote a play based off of the game and got conflicted halfway through and had all of their friends (main 6) write different routes for the story to possibly go down

Asked Lucio to let them do the play for the end of the year performance. He agreed just so he could play the role of the fabulous ghost based off of him.

In every club

Most popular student that's just fed up with all of their friends shit

You’re a regular office worker born with the ability to “see” how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.

Tumblr University

Optional Uniform

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DORMS!!!!!

The Who/Sherlock dorms

Harry Potter/Narnia/LOTR Dorms

Pirates/History dorms

disney/disney princess dorms(you can put more posters,etc)

Directioner dorms(but put more ireland flags and more pics of the boys)

I love your spider bitties so much but i had the dumb thought of a Skull bitty gathering his long legs under him instead of spreading them out like normal spiders do and when he stands hes just SUPER tall. Like K. Round or smth. Tall leg man. I also see them doing the "stik ma leggy out real far" thing.

Tall leg man confirmed 

Remus: SNK–heeheeheehee! Roman: [muffled laughter] shh, shut up! — Logan: … Do either of you want to share with the class. Remus: Nope! Roman: It’s nothing, specks, you’re totally good Remus: Definitely nothing! — Logan: … Logan: Then this should be perfectly safe. Logan: *chugs* Twins: [laughter abruptly stops] — Logan: … Logan: Oh. — Roman: Oh no Remus: Oh yes! Roman: Logan that was a LOT of monster Logan: I believe I am experiencing cardiac arrest

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https://illogicallyinclined.tumblr.com/post/187844490111/okay-hear-me-out-remus-actually-making-coffee

i mad this because whatever the hell was going on at @illogicallyinclined ‘s blog yesterday had me actually reeling

Remy and Emile role swap anyone?

Sleep!Emile who

Represents the cute sort of sleepy

Big yawns that remind you of a kitten

He always has dark circles under his eyes but he covers them up with glittery make-up

Huge sweaters he can sink into

Falls asleep everywhere but no one ever wakes him because OH he's just so precious.

Constantly carrying around stuff animals that he still sleeps with.

Keeps a dream journal

Therapist!Remy who

Keeps up a constant cool guy act ESPECIALLY in front of the kids.

Seems like he doesn't care for his patients, but cares a whole lot.

"Mitchell just... hurts me sometimes..." "F**k Mitchell"

Always brings an extra tea of coffee to share with his patients.

His advice is always framed around social media or other social events of some sorts.

Still dresses exactly the same, but now he has a PHD

"We had to move offices" "why, noise complaint?" "No I called the landlord a b*tch" "why?" "They were being a b*tch."