A Dating Service Where Matching Is Based On Peoples Search History Exists. Youre A Serial Killer. You

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

actually, it was their mom who pulled that zinger

Logan, on the phone with Remus at nearly three in the morning: For the past hour there have been strange noises coming from outside of my window, and I can not locate the source of it.

Remus, in the process of cutting the sleeves off of Roman’s shirts: So you want me toooooo...

Logan: Get over here, and make equally strange noises in order to assert your dominance at it until it goes away.

Remus: *sighs a happy lovestruck sigh*

Remus: Babe-buns, now you’re speakin my lingo, I’ll be there.

hey here’s a comp of vines so rare and endangered it took me 5 hours to track them all down

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

ya girl back at it again with the headcanon splat of ideas, splabbles if you will

(drabbles, splat, sprabbles, yes? no? i’ll see myself out)

FARMER BOY VIRGIL

yknow analogical is just so good so why not duderinos lez go

yes yes this is strange but hear me out

virgil lives on a farm with his grandparents and two cousins

u guys are v creative im sure you could come up with wonderful people to be them, shorts characters or cartoon therapy characters or ocs

he likes gardening mostly while his cousins take care of animals n stuff

but he does have a pet goat named Anx who he loves dearly, he would die for her tbh

side note on Anx she was a v nervous lil kid and he was the only one who managed to calm her down

she liked the smell of his big hoodie and his hands smell like plants 

she lets other people milk her but she heavily heavily prefers virgil, and gets stressed when she doesnt see him for a day or two 

he’s 100% ok with this

AGAIN MORE UNDER THE CUT I JUST KNOW ITS GONNA GET LONG

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