Slashers Reaction To Getting High

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Slashers’ Reaction to Getting High

@elliotenabled: The idea of Michael getting high and just…staring at his knife amuses me greatly. I’d really love to know all the slashers response to getting high xD

Jason Voorhees

He’d have deep thoughts. Have you ever noticed how bright the stars are? They’re just…billions of suns. What if one of them has its own earth? And what if that earth has its own (Y/N)? And what if it has its own Jason and (Y/N)? *Reaches out to hold your hand*

Is this why people get high? Oh…he sees it, now. *Pats his masked face, smushing his nose down in the process* (Y/N)? (Y/N), he can’t breathe! *Starts shaking with giggles* Oh wait, that’s cause he was smushing his face… *Continues giggle-smushing*

Thomas Hewitt

You’re so beautiful, (Y/N). No! So handsome… No! So…(Y/N)…you’re so (Y/N)-esque, (Y/N). *Grins like a stoned fool* He’d play with his own hair then try to braid it into yours. Together forever…

He’d try to make you a gift. Emphasis on try. You deserve something wonderful–like you! But what? Oh! How about a leather bracelet? But what if you don’t like human leather? *Puppy-face-levels of sadness* 

He’d get playful. Really playful. Are you on a walk? (Because you didn’t want Hoyt ruining your high?) Oh, (Y/N)…guess who’s about to get tickled! *Chases after you, intent on making you squeal with laughter*

Michael Myers

Stares at his knife for an entire hour. So sharp, so deadly, so…shiny. *Turns it this-way-and-that in the light, admiring its reflective properties*

Stares at his own reflection. His eyes are like bottomless pits of blackness surrounded by an arctic ocean of blue… *Imagines drowning victims in his eyes* And his hair…is like a lion’s mane. *Bares teeth and studies his canines* Yes, he is the king of beasts–the most deadly of all Michaels.

Brahms Heelshire

He’d be very cuddly. Eskimo kisses are his weapon of choice. Wrapping you both up in a fuzzy blanket, he’d rub his face against you. Oh, your skin is so soft, (Y/N)! 

Takes too much…turns into an utter dumpster fire. That is Brahms. Paranoia, anxiety–anxious paranoia with a touch of panic. (Y/N)?! Where is his (Y/N)?! *Finds you literally making him a PBJ because it’s what. he. asked. for* Oh, sweet (Y/N)! He thought he’d lost you forever! *Rushes forward to embrace you* Never leave his side again!

Too cute my heart can't take it

I really LOVE your adorable Pocket Pets so much!! 💖💗💝 I wish I can draw them all!!!

😄I'm glad to hear you love these adorable little monsters as much as I do💕✨

😄✨💕🌸💜😚What's stopping you?! 😆you go ahead and draw those gremlins!!!💗👍💖🌸💕✨🍑😆

I have not drawn these guys in weeks I miss them

The chaos 🤣🤣

I'm just imagining Buddha getting there, Wukong freezing up for a moment, only for Mk to pipe up about what the Jade emperor did and the fact he wasn't even dropped off to a family.

Buddha kinda just turns and looks at the emperor like, "really?"

Then he just straight up leaves.

The Jade Emperor proceeded to be wacked over the head with his desk while Mac laughs his ass off

HA! YES!!!!

Yes, Buddha just staring at the Jade emperor

Buddha:Really?

Jade Emperor:...

Buddha:...

Jade Emperor: It seemed like a good idea at the time

Buddha just walks back sits down with Nezha grabs some of his popcorn and watches the chaos unfold.

Mac is laughing so hard he's crying.

Wukong: Macaque, beloved,

Macaque: uh oh.

Wukong: plum pie, dearest,

Macaque, standing up: uh oh.

Wukong: love of my life, mango, nightlight,

Macaque, turning away: o h n o-

Wukong: the moon to my sun,

Macaque, one foot out the window: s hi t

Wukong, ready to commit murder (again): did you fucking eat my cereal.

🙉What came first the monkey or the egg🙈?

FACTS: Yep pocket monkies come from eggs. I was going to make them seeds but peach seeds and Plum seeds look the same so just rock eggs or at this point Pebble eggs.

MORE FACTS: They get really attached when they're babies and squeak Non-Stop as soon as they hatch and must be fed warm fruit milk immediately cuz they're very hungry, when they grow their face markings will be completed. they share the same DNA as hamsters and monkeys so their behavior are mixed

I'll try to think of more info about them until then. them's the facts!✨