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Jaime’s Trial

Daenerys: Is there anything you would like to say before I execute you?

Jaime: Umm ya.

Jaime: Bran, you’re 6'11 and you weigh 90 pounds. Gumby has a better body than you. Boom roasted.

Jaime: Jon Snow, you’re a kiss ass. Boom roasted.

Jaime: Brienne, you failed knight school. Boom roasted.

Jaime: Daenerys, you’ve slept with so many guys, you’re starting to look like one. Boom roasted.

Jaime: Tyrion, I can’t decide between a short joke or a dumb joke. Boom roasted.

Jaime: Davos, your teeth called, your breath stinks. Boom roasted.

Jaime: Arya, where’s Arya? Whoa there you are! I didn’t see you behind that grain of rice. Boom roasted.

Jaime: Sansa, you’re gay.

Jaime: Varys, Kings Landing called and they think you suck! And you’re gayer than Sansa. Boom roasted!

GHOST WAS CLEARLY THE BEST MAN, OR IN THIS CASE BEST BOI!!!

Davos: okay lad here’s the plan: you go find her, you remind her that she loves you (remember to take off your shirt before you see her), and you bring me back at least a dozen grandkids.

Gendry:

I read the leaks, I knew what was coming, I expected nothing from this final episode and yet I am still massively disappointed