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Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

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Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”

Once more for those in the back.

end his suffering

flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me

like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry” 

i thought you could combine flowers

like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and  a large tomato”

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

still luv this snake

beach ep but none of them can swim

Kakashi trying to annoy Obito: mission failed succesfully

Accept this cute kid Kakashi and Obito as an apology for my last post :3

Nagato ● Naruto ● Karin

from my Uzushio lives au. the Uzumaki special team

Minato is trying his best ok

Also in canon Obito doesn't know about Sakumo's death until Kannabi bridge so he thinks Kakashi is being coddled for no reason and that’s why he reacts like that. I was gonna add more scenes and reactions of them but I chose to focus on Kakashi and Minato.

I love the dynamic between them and poor Minato is just trying to help but there's only so much he can do with a deeply traumatized genius child soldier.

b o o m

celebrating their dramatic breakup in the rain finally getting animated

Plague Doctor Sasori 💀🦠🖤

orochimaru sensei

drawing Obito until my hand falls off, day 1

I want to believe that Obito would have Ninneko as a summoning…

Haku from NARUTO

Modern police and organized crime AU by YG (Twitter: Sunyu98046 ), reposted with permission. Translation of captions:

1. “My wife and son have disappeared…”

2. “and my informant has disappeared.”

3. “What the hell are you doing here, Obito?” “I’m here to pull out your oxygen, grandfather.”

(Madara calls Obito 阿土 which is a pun on his Chinese name 带土 and means “redneck” or “bumpkin”.)

Caption for the set: I wanted to turn this into a 5-7 page story, but I got art block so here’s what I have.

Sannin Swap redesigns!! + a few little ideas~ -> ver.2

What? A group of weird and charismatic people who do questionable things against the rotten world’s stability and (mostly) die young? I stood no chance.

he’s at it again