Sapnaps Stream Was Fun To Watch ,,,,

sapnap’s stream was fun to watch ,,,,

Presenting: The funniest game of Among Us ever played, in 6 pictures.

sarahhhhhh

the world is better off without one more of people like me.. actually all of them.. i have no backbone and no moral but i have a plan

nsfw fanfiction of real people is weird but so is sfw fanfiction. the problem isnt just nsfw works but the entire idea of treating real people like fictional characters.

this has definitely been done before but

rating mcyts on how easy it would be for me to kick their ass

for reference i'm 5'5", buff as shit, and spent three years beating up grown men on a weekly basis (martial arts)

everyone starts at an even 5/10

dream: i think i could but he's also really tall and has run from the cops before. 6/10, +1 point because me asking about his political views would kill him instantly

george: could go two ways. i think i could break his bones like twigs, but he also apparently plays tennis and he could be that kind of scrawny that's actually wiry and i'm fucked. 10/10 or 0/10, 5/10 overall

sapnap: he'd just hug me and i wouldn't be able to do jack shit. 0/10 that counts as a loss

bbh: lots of factors. we both throw knives, but he has the added ability of being able to shoot a gun. however, he'd likely refuse to fight me because he's too nice of a person. 5/10 uncertain

skeppy: i don't have an explanation but. 10/10 i just think i'd be able to kick his ass

wilbur: he has the advantage of being a tall crime boy but i have the advantage of being a short crime enb(o)y. 7/10 +2 points because fundy and tommy would definitely cheer me on.

ph1lza: would look at me disapprovingly and i'd crumble to dust. 0/10 i'd take the L

technoblade: yeah no. -2/10, -9 points for his spanish strats (where is the library??), but +2 points because the video he would make on my defeat would take three months to come out

tommy: also tall, but he'd talk too much to pay attention to the fight. 8/10

tubbo: i just feel like tubbo can secretly kill a man with ease. 2/10

fundy: his mic would cut out. 9/10

overall i have a 45% or 64% ass-kicking success rate, depending on if you count 5/10 as a loss or a win. feel free to leave your opinions in tags if you think i got something wrong - xoxo dumb bitch