Who Do I Write For?

Who do i write for?

Pick and choose (you can also try luck and ask for someone else and maybe MAYBE i forgot about them and can write you something)

MARVEL AND DC

TV characters (and some films too)

Anime characters

Singers and actors

F1 drivers (ONLY DRIVERS, i see you coming)

i swear to god i will write, i just need some energy and stability in my life and I'll do it

Boom.

Men’s Issues

Societal expectations of masculinity

Societal expectations to provide for women

No long term reversible male birth control

Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at 

Unfair treatment in child custody battles

Alimony 

No support for male victims of domestic abuse

Not men’s issues

The friend zone

Women not dating you

“Fucking femnazis”

Boooom

#our favourite problematic feminist  +

Fluff (1)

“you really don’t see it, do you?“

“if there’s nothing going on there, you don’t mind if i ask her out, do you?“

“you flat out just admitted you have feelings for me.“

“i think i’m falling in love with you.“

“she’s just a friend?“

“come on, you’re in love with her.“

“i wanted to kiss you. i’ve been wanting to kiss you for quite a while.“

“so you kissed him, and then you…“ “ran away.“

“friends don’t look at each other that way.“

“not like i’ve fantasized about you, or anything…“

“friends don’t talk about each other that way.“

“you said i had nice lips. who says that?“

“it’s just an innocent kiss.“

“it’s easy to confuse feelings for something they aren’t, especially when eye-contact is involved.“

“friends kiss each other all the time, right?“

“we’re just friends.“

“you’re still hung up on [your ex].“

“if you refuse to make a move, i will.“

“she invited you to her [loved one’s] funeral?“ “yeah, for support and comfort.“ “…why you specifically?“

“you were practically made for each other.“

“she shut me down last time, remember?“

“you’re in denial.“ “i am not in denial!“

“that guy’s a real jerk. you should be with someone who respects you.“ “and who would that be?“

“look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t feel something for me.“

“do you have a crush on me or something?“

“are you asking me out?“ “no. i mean yes, maybe… as friends?“

“don’t let this one go. he’s perfect for you.“

“unless you don’t like me, in which case i take it back.“

“do you think that this, us… do you think it could ever be something more?“

“she’s everything i ever wanted, but i don’t want to risk losing her as a friend.“

“i’m worried that if we go there, and things don’t work out… things might never be the same.“

“you know that’s not the case. she adores you.“

“you’re more than just friends. it’s obvious.“

“of course i love him, we’ve been friends for ages.“

“grow some balls and be honest with her.“

“we should compare hands, you know. science.” “what?” “what? it’s not like we haven’t done anything worse.”

“yeah, okay, so what if i dreamt about kissing you? don’t we all do that to our best friends? …no? what do you mean no?”

“how do i know if i have a crush on someone?” “well, you can’t stop thinking about them, you feel strange when they’re around, and then you want to— why are you looking at me like that.”

“i can’t get you out of my head.” “…thanks?”

“would it be weird if i kissed you? be honest.” “honestly? yes. do i care? no.”

“i feel strange when you’re around.” “do you have a fever or something?”

“just to clarify: me holding your hand doesn’t, like, mean anything, by the way. not in that way, at least. unless you want it to mean something. i don’t mind. that’s cool.”

“you’re an idiot.” (it stands for ‘i love you’)

“…” “…” “do you want to kiss?” “yeah.”

“this sounds like you’re flirting with me.” “…i have been trying to do that for three years now.”

“your hands are warm…”

“stay as long as you want..”

“i love you more than i did yesterday.”

“i’d shout it from the roof if i could.”

“don’t say that, i love every minute spent with you”

Bittersweet (4)

“so if you don’t like them, then you won’t mind me asking them out then, right?”

“why are you acting like this?”

“That really spooked you.” 

“I don’t want to pry, but.. I want you to know I also want to listen, if you want someone to talk to.” 

“Well, pretend I’m not here. What would you say if nobody could hear it?” 

“Does this happen a lot?” 

“Hey, what happened between you two?” 

“When is the last time you ate?”

“Is this okay?”

“This … hurts you.” 

“You don’t feel safe, here.” 

“When you look at [trigger], you… what is that?” 

“What can I do?”

“Whenever you get stressed, you do this thing with your hands. What is it?” 

“You’re right, I don’t understand, yet. Will you help me?”

“It doesn’t have anything to do with trust. You don’t have to tell me. But I’ll listen, if you do.”

“Talk to me.” 

“You don’t need to tell me everything. I just want to know how I can help.” 

“Let me hold your hair back, at least.” 

“You used to love that [item].”

❛  you’re like the family i wish i had.  ❜

❛  you’re more than just a friend to me. you’re family.  ❜

❛  i don’t want to be alone anymore.  ❜

❛  you’re the closest thing to a brother / sister i have.  ❜

❛  come on , give me a hug.  ❜

❛  i love you , [name].  ❜

❛  you’re my favorite person in the whole world.  ❜

❛  thank you for always being there for me.  ❜

❛  this means more to me than you can imagine.  ❜

❛  i care about you and i will always care about you.  ❜

❛  you have no idea just how important you are to me.  ❜

❛  i seriously regret letting you move in with me.  ❜

❛  is this what family is supposed to be like ?  ❜

❛  i wish we had grown up together.  ❜

❛  it feels like you’ve always been part of my life.  ❜

❛  you know me better than anyone.  ❜

❛  this place is the closest thing to home i have.  ❜

❛  i’m so lucky i got to meet you.  ❜

❛  just face it , you’re stuck with me now - whether you want to or not.  ❜

❛  you’re the first person who has accepted me for who i am.  ❜

❛  i’ve finally found my people.  ❜

❛  i want to help you , but you have to let me in.  ❜

❛  if you need me , i’m just one call away.  ❜

“Don’t worry about it. I was already awake.”

“I broke the lock. You were screaming.”

“When was the last time you slept for a whole night?”

“Theeeere you are. Hi. Welcome back.”

“Does anyone have medical training?”

“… Sorry. Say that again?”

“Sometimes I just … do this. It’s fine.” 

“No, it’s bad, but I’m. Like. I’m fine. Just give me like, ten minutes.”

“I don’t - I don’t remember.”

“You waited how long?”

“… I don’t like [trigger].”

“I didn’t feel that. At all.”

“Did I zone out?”

“Hey. [Name]? Look at me.”

“How long have you been sitting here?”

“Hey - come in. Don’t worry about it. I’m glad you came.”