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You don't think cops check laundromats for money laundering operations because they think that supervillains might think laundering money where they launder their clothes would be funny, right?
Asking for a friend.
The Tahltan Bear Dog was a small native dog bred for KILLING BEARS
The Tahltan bear dog was a small dog breed domesticated by natives of Canada for hunting bears.
The Tahltan people would carry several bear dogs in a sack while out on a hunt. Then if they saw a bear they would RELEASE THE DOGS FROM THE SACK.
The bear dogs would then proceed to VICIOUSLY yap at the bear. Like, a lot. They are very yappy little dogs.
Thus the bear would be completely FLABBERGASTED, CONFUZZLED, AND ENTIRELY DISTRACTED, creating an opportunity for the hunters to sneak up behind the bear and ATTACK THEM FROM BEHIND.
Sadly, this breed of dog is now extinct. Not because of the bears, but because of diseases that European dogs brought to north America. The last of them died out in the 1980s. Which is a shame.
Could you imagine me as a supervillain doing gay crime then some superdorks show up and they see me carrying a $ sack, which they FOOLISHLY believe to be a bag of cash, and they’re like;
“Jig's up, Doc, drop the bag!”
Then I’m like “Poor choice of words!”
Then I drop the sack and a dozen tiny doggos pop out and start yapping at them?? I’d be unstoppable!
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The Tahltan Bear Dog was a small native dog bred for KILLING BEARS
The Tahltan bear dog was a small dog breed domesticated by natives of Canada for hunting bears.
The Tahltan people would carry several bear dogs in a sack while out on a hunt. Then if they saw a bear they would RELEASE THE DOGS FROM THE SACK.
The bear dogs would then proceed to VICIOUSLY yap at the bear. Like, a lot. They are very yappy little dogs.
Thus the bear would be completely FLABBERGASTED, CONFUZZLED, AND ENTIRELY DISTRACTED, creating an opportunity for the hunters to sneak up behind the bear and ATTACK THEM FROM BEHIND.
Sadly, this breed of dog is now extinct. Not because of the bears, but because of diseases that European dogs brought to north America. The last of them died out in the 1980s. Which is a shame.
Could you imagine me as a supervillain doing gay crime then some superdorks show up and they see me carrying a $ sack, which they FOOLISHLY believe to be a bag of cash, and they’re like;
“Jig's up, Doc, drop the bag!”
Then I’m like “Poor choice of words!”
Then I drop the sack and a dozen tiny doggos pop out and start yapping at them?? I’d be unstoppable!
Oh to be a scientists in the 1800s who's forced to work with a hated foe- my enemy. Where I fall in love, but they do not love me back
dude, this loser in a cape just broke into my lab and started telling me to "stop in the name of justice."
bro does not know I'm about to eviscerate him with my evisceration ray.
Could you guys imagine the drama if mad scientists had tumblr?
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Can you guys stop putting @normal-civilian on my dash?? They LITERALLY don't support graverobbing??? Like it's 2023 get over yourself some of us need corpse parts for experiments grandma isn't using her liver anymore it's fine!
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Just in case you haven't heard it today, it's totally valid to call yourself a doctor even if you dropped out of college! It's basically a mad scientist tradition at this point
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Nah fuck this. I didn't spend years defining and documenting a scientific method of turning people into giant animal mutants through gene manipulation to get lumped in with some fresh faced collage dropout who just happened to stumble onto the secret to reanimating corpses. Words have meanings.
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Hey guys what do you think would happen if I jumped into the open vat of glowing green mystery chemicals we all keep in our labs? Super powers right?
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Hospital.
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Aha! But I bet you didn't expect this! It's my latest invention, a giant death ray that detects the biggest LOSER in the room! And look! It's pointing right at you! Better run while you still can hero!
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Good one boss!
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Literally if you don't keep living brains in jars of green goo unfollow me now.
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“Oh gosh diddley darn it! I’ve been bamboozled again!” I say as my arch nemesis destroys my very expensive, evil, not going to be put to a use with the common good in mind, machine.
When I die idc what happens to my corpse. My parents signed me and my siblings up to have our bodies donated to science if we died early. No point in burying useful sacks of flesh and bone when it can be used right?
I want my skeleton to be proped up in a classroom, decorated for holidays and the students come up with a new name for my skeleton every year. More fun and useful than being shoved in the ground
Could you guys imagine the drama if mad scientists had tumblr?
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💀dr.undead follow
Can you guys stop putting @normal-civilian on my dash?? They LITERALLY don't support graverobbing??? Like it's 2023 get over yourself some of us need corpse parts for experiments grandma isn't using her liver anymore it's fine!
37 notes
💉modernprometheus follow
Just in case you haven't heard it today, it's totally valid to call yourself a doctor even if you dropped out of college! It's basically a mad scientist tradition at this point
🦇dr-bats follow
Nah fuck this. I didn't spend years defining and documenting a scientific method of turning people into giant animal mutants through gene manipulation to get lumped in with some fresh faced collage dropout who just happened to stumble onto the secret to reanimating corpses. Words have meanings.
5k notes
🩻 exposedspine1 follow
Hey guys what do you think would happen if I jumped into the open vat of glowing green mystery chemicals we all keep in our labs? Super powers right?
🩻 exposedspine1 follow
Hospital.
2k notes
🤖 inatorlover3000 follow
Aha! But I bet you didn't expect this! It's my latest invention, a giant death ray that detects the biggest LOSER in the room! And look! It's pointing right at you! Better run while you still can hero!
🔫 henchman13 follow
Good one boss!
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🫁 gutz-n-stuff follow
Literally if you don't keep living brains in jars of green goo unfollow me now.
245 notes