This Is Giving Me Enchanted Illusions Vibes - Tumblr Posts

I can absolutely see my characters from Enchanted Illusions having this kinds of conversations. Like, this would be perfect for a conversation between Benjamin Van Sterlling (a vampire who is Clarence's dad) and an unsuspecting human while Clarence was just this really smol vampire baby (vampires age in centuries, so by fourteen years old Clarence would still be a toddler or at least a very young child).

Person A: “What an adorable baby! How old are they?”

Person B: “Fourteen.”

Person A: “Oh, they’re quite small for fourteen months-”

Person B: “Years.”

Person A: “…Pardon?”

Person B: “They’re fourteen years old.”