The Incredible Hulk - Tumblr Posts

He’s thinking about Bruce :)

{Not my gif}

Can the thorbruce fandom just take a hot second to sCREAM INTO THE VOID THAT MARK ISN’T GOING TO BE IN LOVE AND THUNDER

LIKE FAT THOR/SMART HULK IS THE LAST INTERACTION WE MIGHT WILL GET

FUCKING SCREAM

HULK WOULD BE PROUD

A summary of Ragnarok:

Some weird shit is going to happen but we’ll just laugh it off and stuff oh and everyone is gay and Loki has a sugar daddy??

OK I KNOW I HAVE BEEN GONE FOREVER BUT I FINALLY POSTED A NEW FIC

BRUCE BANNER X READER BC I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM

PLEASE DON’T LEAVE ME

Would you write for the Eric bana version of Bruce Banner from the 2003 film?

I would have to watch that version- still haven’t😅 but i mean to watch it eventually

but definitely I will consider it!

These are the morning-after texts from a time-displaced super soldier, a mild-mannered scientist with a green rage monster temper, a pair of deadly assassins, a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist and his trusty CEO, plus two pseudo-incestuous Asgardian gods. Also cameo appearances by a certain eye-patch wearing leader of a shadow organization and his right-hand woman, as well as an Academy Award-winning actress known for her ageless appearance, androgyny, and quirky performance art shenanigans (if you squint closer and read between the lines).

Mostly Thorki and Stony, and everything else in between.

This is just crack. Pure crack.

You have all been warned.

NEVER FORGET, Y'ALL... Also... what do you think the Avengers will eat this time after the events of Age Of Ultron? Would be interesting to see Wanda and Pietro chow down on some food together with the rest of the superhero team after the crazy shit that will likely go down. Personally, I really hope they'll go for either sushi or pizza.

THIS IS A CALL TO ARMS, TUMBLR.

So yeah, I kind of want to follow a Tumblr RP blog where Steve Rogers basically gives his thoughts, comments, and opinions on trying out every suggestion written on his little notebook featured on "Captain America: The Winter Soldier". Like cute and totally Steve-ish first-person POV drabbles on what he thinks about Thai food and the music of Marvin Gaye and whatnot. And the ask box needs to be open so that Steve Rogers can have more suggestions from his followers and he'll come back and report on his assessments about the suggestions that people from Tumblr have given him. Oh, just personal headcanon things Steve should try like... "Have a threesome with Tony and Bucky" or "Hipsters for a day with Natasha" or "Steve learning to speak in languages other than French". Does this Tumblr blog already exist, y'all? If so, kindly please link me to it so I can follow it. If not, someone who really is good with RP-ing Steve Rogers better get to it ASAP! Thanks and God bless you all! <3 P.S. I ship the following below so if you hardcore ship them too, please reblog/like so that I may follow your blog and get some glorious manna from heaven on my dash. Please and thank you! Brent's Armada of Ships include (but are not limited to)... The SS Stony (Tony Stark/Steve Rogers · Iron Man/Captain America) The SS Stucky (Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes · Captain America/Winter Soldier) The SS Thorki (Thor Odinson/Loki Laufeyson · Thor/Loki) The SS Thundershield (Thor Odinson/Steve Rogers · Thor/Captain America) The SS Science Bros (Tony Stark/Bruce Banner · Iron Man/Incredible Hulk) The SS Cherik (Charles Xavier/Erik Lehnsherr · Professor X/Magneto) The SS World's Finest (Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent · Batman/Superman) The SS Hiddlesworth (Chris Hemsworth/Tom Hiddleston) The SS McStewart (Sir Ian McKellen/Sir Patrick Stewart) The SS Grocket (Rocket Raccoon/Groot)

Loki: I used to think there was just sexy or ripped. But apparently, there's lots of things that can be wrong on a superhero's body.

Ain't no party like an Avengers party...

From Group Hug to After Party...

The awesome guest list for the epic After Party…

OMFG THIS PHOTO IS EVERYTHING.

#look at tony looking all fucking smug like yeah bitch i'm tony fucking stark at the mtv movie awards and this lifetime achievement award in my billionaire hands

#look at steve all proud and shit making pretty googly eyes at his superhusband bae like yas ma'am that's my man right there

#look at clint with that flawless pose of obeisance and rocking that deep purple leather jacket like when will the rest of the team ever

#look at thor casting a shadow on clint's smiley face as he's desperately trying to get some of that tasty gilded popcorn in tony's hands

#look at natasha rocking that awesome pink outfit and not giving two fucks that she's left her black clothes at home and bowing down to tony winning an mtv generation award

#look at bruce just so fucking happy that his science bro has won something and fuck yeah his sneaker-and-ankle-display game is on fucking point bitch

#tony stark be all like fuck yeah that’s right bitches bow the fuck down to my awesomeness because y’all know i pay for the cool shit and things when we go into battle

OMFG THIS PHOTO IS EVERYTHING.

#look at tony looking all fucking smug like yeah bitch i’m tony fucking stark at the mtv movie awards and this lifetime achievement award in my billionaire hands

#look at steve all proud and shit making pretty googly eyes at his superhusband bae like yas ma'am that’s my man right there

#look at clint with that flawless pose of obeisance and rocking that deep purple leather jacket like when will the rest of the team ever

#look at thor casting a shadow on clint’s smiley face as he’s desperately trying to get some of that tasty gilded popcorn in tony’s hands

#look at natasha rocking that awesome pink outfit and not giving two fucks that she’s left her black clothes at home and bowing down to tony winning an mtv generation award

#look at bruce just so fucking happy that his science bro has won something and fuck yeah his sneaker-and-ankle-display game is on fucking point bitch

#but then backstage tony’s all like hahahahaha jkjkjkjk you gaiz ilu sexy superhero fuckers forever and yeah that includes you natasha

#natasha’s all like yeah you better fucking love me tony if you know what’s good for your billionaire balls

#and omfg steve with a beard and that goddamn all-american blindingly white smile ugh jesus fuck just kill me now

#clint taking notes from tony on how to look cocky and hot like shit like yeah son you better work

#thor once again being all touchy feely with his avengers and looking all possessive and shit with the science bros

#bruce man could you be any more obvious with your epic lust face and massive boner for tony like dude calm the hulk down

#but seriously tho like look at this picture tumblr like this is basically friendship goals right here

OMFG THIS PHOTO IS EVERYTHING.

#look at tony looking all fucking smug like yeah bitch i’m tony fucking stark at the mtv movie awards and this lifetime achievement award in my billionaire hands

#look at steve all proud and shit making pretty googly eyes at his superhusband bae like yas ma'am that’s my man right there

#look at clint with that flawless pose of obeisance and rocking that deep purple leather jacket like when will the rest of the team ever

#look at thor casting a shadow on clint’s smiley face as he’s desperately trying to get some of that tasty gilded popcorn in tony’s hands

#look at natasha rocking that awesome pink outfit and not giving two fucks that she’s left her black clothes at home and bowing down to tony winning an mtv generation award

#look at bruce just so fucking happy that his science bro has won something and fuck yeah his sneaker-and-ankle-display game is on fucking point bitch

Dear literally everyone I follow on tumblr, The ultimate Avengers: Age of Ultron premiere party is happening 30 April, 2015 at my house. Obviously there will be many drinks and snacks. (I mean, I'm a Southern woman so clearly there will be quality noms.) Are you down? (Oh yeah I'm in Atlanta btw.) Holla.

Oh hey! Thanks for the invite, but I’m not living in the US, though :(

I’m from the Philippines, and we’re actually getting “Avengers: Age of Ultron” a full week ahead of the US, plus me and my friends are seeing it in glorious IMAX 3D, so yeah, there’s that. ^_^

But if I was there, I’d definitely come! I know for a fact that the Southern US has an awesome culinary reputation, so I have no doubt you’ll be serving quality noms like you said. ;)

Anyway, if any of the people you follow on Tumblr show up, you guys have fun for me! And here’s some adorable Bruce for you as a parting shot. Cheers!

What if... the Avengers get rated a la Nosedive-style from Black Mirror? (x)

How soft your fields so green Can whisper tales of gore Of how we calmed the tides of war We are your overlords! On we sweep with threshing oar Our only goal will be the western shore! – Led Zeppelin

_Marvel_ _lockscreens_ _edits made by me :)_

"Most of his bones look like crushed gravel."

I wonder the fuck why!! It's almost like the Hulk drop kicked him into a goddamn tree