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Today on "The Cishets Are Totally Unhinged": Heterophobia
I was literally just called heterophobic for telling a toxic straight person that they were, in fact, a toxic straight because they said that we don't deserve rights if we're gonna make fun of the Straights. What the fuck do straights think they're going to accomplish by calling us heterophobic? Have they never heard of the phrase punching up? If any straighty wants to use this as some type of, I don't know, jab, I'd suggest looking up why it's a hate crime to attack LGBTQ+ people but not make fun of problematic straights. I'll sum it up by saying that it's similar to how it's not a crime to laugh at the royal family or the president: Y'all are in power no matter how much you wanna say that we're taking over everything. Basically, straighties out here accusing us of making up words when they say shit like "heterophobic" and it really makes them look dumb.
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When Benny and Simon heard that their roommate was bi and a bottom they were instantly electrified. Especially Benny — a pussy to fuck, here, within their flat, always ready and always willing to take a load — he couldn't wait to have sex with him. And, boy, did he enjoyed it!
As a soldier you're getting all trained and buff, but then you're sitting in endless boredom waiting for an actual deployment. Masturbation is quite the pastime there. Everybody does that. So, why not doing it together? It's way more fun!
This guy jerks in front of his roommates. Eventually he goes to the bathroom to finish it. At 7:03 you can see how one of his roommates is also jerking watching his friend.
Similar to this piece of hot jerking http://unbearinglyhot.tumblr.com/post/53549359276/well-if-youre-having-a-private-hot-skype-talk
http://vk.com/video_ext.php?oid=217091795&id=165671890&hash=1bb3e00d90701a89&hd=1
They actually met to learn for the next test. But then someone turned on cam4 and things escalated somehow. Well. That's college.
http://xhamster.com/xembed.php?video=2260752
This Czech hunter went to a festival to find guys who were willing to have sex with him. He found these two guys and paid them well to enter their tent. Both are straight, but one of them is visibly bi-curious! Check it out.
FYI: 4000 Czech koruny are about $200, 10.000 are about $500.
http://xhamster.com/xembed.php?video=2418445
The title already says everything: »Phone Sex … my roommate walked in and recorded it.«
His roommate kept taking Tim’s computer to look at porn thinking Tim was at work.
So, Tim, being a great, bi-curious roommate, set up a camera to catch him at this. But not only did he catch him with his camera — watch this video and don’t stop too early.
Link for mobile
It's on Youtube — so, watch it before it's gone
russian boy pisses on himself. friend tapes it.
This isn't amateur and yet it's authentic. It's a straight porn actor's casting for gay porn. We can undergo his gay first time.
For mobile users:Â http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=845748165
Congenial to the end of the World Cup: Here's Irish footballer Cathal McCarrons in a gay porn video. Enjoy! More on Cathal McCarrons at the Wikipedia (this is the first post in this blog with a Wikipedia-Link!)
This straight guy gets jerked off by his best friend / roommate for the first time. Here's the dialogue:
Straight guy: It feels better than if I’m doing it to myself Roommate: It’s supposed to. That’s why I get a roommate.
R: Wanna lay down? S: I’m good.
S: Most definitely that feels way better. R: We should’ve been doing this before.
R: [something with "nice cock", idk]
S: I feel like I’m standing it close. [?? idk]
S: I am! I’ll cum! R: Do it!
Me jerking my best friend off on my couch.