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Honey queen
Perky’s buds
Abstinence camp
Killer track daddy
Yellowjackets
Nibbly must eat
The monarch is vexed
SEVEN HINTS FOR SEVEN STORIES!!
"the tiny town of hatchetfield"
wdym tiny it has a theatre, a shopping mall, TWO high schools, at least one large office building, AN AMUSEMENT PARK???? what about that says "tiny town"
petition to just, be nice to paul
chat is this a dick joke
Honey queen drawings cause i love it so much
My first attempt at ID! tell me if i need to fix anything ^_^
listening to the ending of honey queen (the song)
my current favourite Hatchetfield character has no lines and less than a minute of screen time and I'm talking about Mr. Cunningham from Honey Queen
And the reason why he is my favourite is because look at Liz Cunningham's eyes. She's speaking to the cashier, so she's looking toward the cashier.
Mr. Cunningham isn't looking at the cashier. Mr. Cunningham is looking at you.
he is shocked and disappointed by your behaviour.
And most of the time in Nightmare Time when someone looks at the camera, you register it as them speaking with the other character on screen. But the fact that Liz is speaking to the cashier, and looking slightly off screen means that logically Mr. Cunningham is breaking the fourth wall. Love that for him
Ok head me out; grunkle Stan with uncle Wiley’s (Wilbur cross’s) voice
Summarizing all the starkid things I’ve seen because why not
TGWDLM - autistic man and his barista crush survive theater kid zombie/alien apocalypse (OR DO THEY?.???)
BF - Green thing causes depressed people to form a cult, meanwhile the president is being a fucking scaredy cat
NPMD - girl has sexual fantasy, five dead, many traumatized (stole this from a comment somewhere lol)
now onto each episode of NMT (I haven’t seen them all lol)
Forever And Always - girl commits identity theft, and then kills people with her husband
Time Bastard - sleazeball makes a stupid mistake and then gets kidnapped by a yellow fucking goat
Jane’s A Car - man makes love to a car (it’s his wife)
The Witch In The Web - weirdo and another weirdo fight more weirdos
Honey Queen - boomer wants fathers love, three dead, many lives ruined
Perky’s Buds - birds eat magic weed and it makes them smart
Abstinence Camp - horny teenagers keep fucking and then get brutally murdered
I’ll finish this when I finish NMT
abstinence camp fanart except I got too lazy to color it all
wait I love how the lords in black all have like their own little guys
wiggly: uncle wiley
pokey: paul
Tinky: ted
Blinky: bill
nibbly: Linda or Ronan
I also find it interesting that their names are similar to their Little Guys’s names (except for nibbly, damn him to hell).
TRADE OFFER
I receive: Hatchetfield scenarios to write
You receive: my writing
just put ideas in my asks or the comments. PLEASE REBLOG AND SUBMIT IDEAS, EVEN IF THEY'RE SUPER STUPID!!! im desperate for writing prompts.
Please keep it appropriate, romance is fine but I kind of suck a writing it lol
im open to most ships and headcannos, if I don't like one then I won't write it.
These ideas can be anything! pre-cannon, post-cannon, or during the events of a show or NMT episode! I also like alt. universes, such as the Everyone Lives NPMD AU and Half-Infected Paul.
idk how many people will respond to this but im hoping lol
YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO INFODUMP PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT WIGGLY'S SIBLINGS???? THAT HE APPARENTLY HAS????
omg ok SO
Meet the Lords in Black. Charming, aren't they?
Yes, Wiggly does indeed have four brothers who all do different things, so I'll cover them one by one, in order of introduction (since we've already met each of them in Nightmare Time at least once). BTW Nightmare Time has a fuckton of lore in it that I won't go into here, so even though I am about to spoil significant parts of it for you, I do recommend watching it, it's really good and if there's enough interest they might make a third one!
(Also you might notice they're all in doll form in this picture. This is how we knew them up until NPMD introduced us to what I call their Tumblr sexyman forms. Which are rad as hell by the way.)
So you already know Wiggly. That little green fucker, Wiggog Y'Wrath, the Capitalist Cthulu who does uwu-speak and starts a cult by invading people's minds. This will become a bit of a reoccurring theme with these guys. He's also the only one to successfully start an apocalypse, and the only one to have attempted to birth himself into our reality. (Or is he? We'll get to that...) He does seem to have some kind of dominion over the other LiB, as whenever all five of them show up there's always emphasis placed on him, like in NPMD where he does most of the talking while his siblings occasionally butt in.
Now for Bliklotep. Blinky seems to have slightly lower-scale ambitions than Wiggly, but don't let that fool you. Eyeball Boi is still incredibly dangerous. He runs an amusement park, WatcherWorld, deep within the Hatchetfield Witchwood. But it's not for the amusement of the patrons. Oh no. It's for Blinky's own amusement. Once you step inside, every insecurity, every shred of potential conflict will be ripped to the forefront, turning people against each other to the point of trying to kill each other until he's fully infected their minds. It's implied that, if not all, but a significant chunk of the workers at WatcherWorld were once patrons before having their minds taken over by Blinky. He's also implied to be the thing in Trail To Oregon that Jack Bauer sees during his venom-induced hallucination, as Blinky is referred to as "The Watcher With 1,000 Eyes", which is exactly what JB says he sees? Making Blinky the only LiB to induce a Starkid crossover. My headcanon is that the Dikrats founded Hatchetfield. But regardless.
Next up on the roster is Tinky. T'noy Karaxis, the Time Bastard. You may be wondering about that one line in NPMD where he recognised Pete as a Spankoffski, and said he "could have the whole set in his toybox". Has Tinky gone after Pete's relatives?
Well. Um. You know Ted, right? Yeah, his name is Spankoffski. He's Pete's big brother. We actually got the surname reveal before the brother reveal, lol. And that's not the only reveal we got about Ted. Our boy Teddy Bear has this whole entire tragic backstory and it turns out he gets fucked over in literally every timeline! Isn't that fun?
So, to summarise an entire episode: Tinky makes travel fuckery happen, Ted wants to go back in time to fix his life, accidentally goes back to before the time machine was created and gets stuck in the past, literally. Tinky is watching and laughing at the whole thing, then shows up to blow Ted's brain to smithereens with his weird little magic box, the Bastard's Box, where he stores all the people he toys with. Anyway Ted eventually catches up with the present by aging, except now no one knows who he is, he's... actually I won't spoil that. But once he dies he ends up eternally trapped and tortured in the Bastard's Box. Yaaay.
Fast forward to Nightmare Time 2 and we get introduced to Nibbly, in possibly the most unexpected way imaginable. He's revealed to have been behind a whole episode literally right at the end of said episode, and even though it was kind of foreshadowed, it hits you like a freight train in the best way. Remember when I said Wiggly was the only one who tried to birth himself into reality? That was kind of a lie. Nibblenephim can sort of do that anyway. Every year, he can possess a bunch of carcasses and create a living form to walk the earth for one night. He also has a cult of followers who provide him with the carcasses, as well as a sacrifice to feed on. There's a little more to it, specifically with how the sacrifice is chosen, but again, I'm trying to spoil as little as possible. Go watch Nightmare Time. Nibbly also seems to have a "pig" motif, and his theme song, The Nibbly Ditty, is a banger, easily my favourite of the three LiB theme songs we've heard so far.
And finally, we are introduced to Pokotho, in the very last episode of NMT2.
Except no. We were formally introduced to Pokey there, yes, but we've seen his apocalypse already. Long before NPMD, before Nightmare Time, even before Black Friday.
Yeah, remember me saying that Wiggly was the only one to successfully start an apocalypse? That was also a lie! Pokey already did that, and he did it without ever showing his masked face. Remember The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals? The blue spores that came down in a meteor and turned everyone into singing zombies? That was Pokey's doing! That's his blue spores! That's his apocalypse!
This also provides an explanation for why blowing up the meteor didn't work. Emma and Hidgens were right about the hivemind thing, but wrong about the location of the central brain. It wasn't the meteor - the meteor was just the vessel which carried the spores to Earth. The central brain was sitting safely up in the Black and White, laughing as Paul blew himself to smithereens. The central brain was Pokey, the Singular Voice, the most uncompromising of his brothers. The one who hates every voice that is not his own, hence the hivemind and making all of his zombies speak in HIS voice.
Anyway in NMT2 he's happily collecting musical zombies by taking on a human form and infiltrating a fighting ring of superpowered children until he has enough to kickstart another apocalypse. (Don't question it, we're almost done). He also calls himself Otho, not Pokey, making him the only LiB to have two different abbreviations of his name. Hannah is also there (remember her? Lex's little sister?) and she is like incredibly important to this whole thing, she has a super powerful mind, but that's a whole other thing.
But I did mention Hannah for a reason. Because you said "Wiggly's SIBLINGS". And while the Lords in Black are always referred to as brothers, they do have one more sibling. A sister. A Queen in White. And her name is Webby.
Yep, Hannah's imaginary friend isn't imaginary, who could have guessed? She's benevolent, always trying her best to combat her brothers' antics, but given that there's one of her and five of them, this is a bit of an uphill battle. Webby doesn't have a full name that we know of, nor does she have a doll. We don't know much about her. And she may not be all-powerful - but then again, neither are her brothers.
Infodump concluded. Hope this helps, it was very fun to write.
That relatable moment when a fucked up looking goat decides it’s going to trap you in it’s box for shits and giggles.
*fingers aggressively gripping my thighs* Yea I think about that one sleazeball a normal amount.
Time bastard, You got some place else to be?
Bro I think they messed up my vocaloid order.
Hi there, may I request a drawing of Rose hatchetfield please? :)
I just know she takes the best mirror selfies. Her Instagram feed goes HARD.
