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Home Sick
(TW: nostolgia? home sickness, growing up)
Desde luego que amo a mi madre, pero no me siento segura con ella. Ese es el problema.
People be like "ShARe YouR EmoTIonS" like, I'm sorry, my mom had me use No Tears Shampoo when I was younger.
Mom:“Should i fight the troll?”
Me:“No”
Mom:“Mmh😒”
Me:“You have prioerties”
Mom:“Like riding a roller coaster👍😎”
This was me trying to get my mother back on track well playing a video game
Happy Mother's Day Mom!
how did it all change? how did it become so complicated? we live under the same roof and we fight constantly. we keep going at it, a never ending feud. u know i hated u; i think a part of me still does. it's just that our situations are so complicated now. i feel confused and you sure don't make it any easier for me. you constantly keep undermining me and pinning me onto the wall and blaming me. I've tried. oh how hard I've tried but there is no way to untangle so many year's rift all thrown together into this thing we call a relationship. do i wish that it was non existent? of course i do. i wish it every single day. i wish our relationship wasn't as broken and messy as it is now. i wish i could openly hug u and kiss you and say you how much i love you. but here's the thing. i do not love you. i do not know what i feel towards you. years of conflict and hate muddled my senses. it's like my brain tells me that i am programmed to love you but there's this glitch which makes it hard to feel that certain feeling and since i can't really over ride my biological programming, i can't hate you either. i most surely do not nothing you to be honest on a certain level. we fight and throw tantrums and you accuse me of things i haven't done and at the end of the day we still talk about stuff. i admit that there will never come a day when i will openly admit to you how conflicted i am about how i feel about our relationship but i guess the only thing to do is admit that this dysfunctional thing is what we are. we are not going to get past it. we crossed that threshold a long time ago, some scars don't heal properly. but may be some scars were meant to be etched into my skin, into my heart and into my brain and some scars were meant to be etched into yours. Nonetheless, Happy Mother's Day mom.
Mom's Carne Guisada Round steak is cut into bite-sized pieces and sauteed with cumin, garlic, and onions before being simmered in a flour-thickened sauce with bell peppers and onions. is delicious over rice, noodles, or in burritos.
The X Files theme came on my playlist and then my mom asked me if my phone was ringing, but I hadn’t heard a ringing, and after I started hearing it, I turned to my phone but it was off. I slowly said no, and then my mom answered her own phone.
It's hard trying to talk to my mother because when you try to get an answer out of her, she'll imply something that she's not saying and she refuses to say what she means. And when YOU say what you mean, she believes there's a hidden meaning and she won't actually answer your question because she thinks you’re trying to say something else.
Was looking at my face in the mirror after getting a haircut that is similar to my mother's and I was like "Wow I look like my mom. . . And you know I see some of my dad in there too." Like no 😱 You don't say?????
I will point out the most obvious things like it’s a novelty.
"Wow, Dad, Uncle looks so much like you!"
"That’s because he's my brother."
"Yeah. And he LOOKS it."
Or
"Wow, *voice actor* really sounds like *character*!"
"He voices him."
"Yeah, and he sounds like him too! :)"
My Mom loves white guys 💀
My mom was always obsessed with white guys....thats probably why I'm black and white myself.😂
My thick mom.. Lotta booty 🍑
Mom sleeping on couch *True Story*
Around 2008 to 2009 ish, about a year before we moved to South Hampton, my mom was finishing cleaning up the Landcaster apartment we lived in. After about 4 hours of nonstop cleaning, my mom started drinking to relax in the living room as she used her laptop and watched T.v., Ciroc I believe was her choice of alcohol ..but I don't quite remember. As she drank the Ciroc, over a span of an hour she drank half of it about.. I could tell she was tipsy but I just watched as she closed her laptop and laid down on the couch while continuing to watch T.v... As this was going on I was washing dishes and I could hear my mom start to snore as she usually does..when I looked over the counter I could see my mom laying almost on her stomach with her black shirt and grey sweatpants on that she usually wears around the house. I slowly started to dry my hands fast as I walked slowly behind the couch. I started tapping my moms shoulder I noticed she was completely napping at this point. I pulled my dick out of my boxers and started to make my way around the front of the couch, as I did this I started to lightly feel my moms booty and between her wedgie that she developed. I made my way to her face but only slightly put my dick over her pink full lips.... After rubbed my dick on my mom's snoring lips. I came back down to her booty.. I started to pull my mom's sweatpants down as far as I could, maybe about 3 or 4 inches to prevent her from waking up. I then noticed she wasn't wearing any underwear due to the fact that she had no panty line And I couldn't see it as I slowly pulled her sweats down to her butt crack... After this I begin to squeeze her left cheek and jerk off over her big round beautiful full 51 inch booty.. I stopped squeezing her ass and started sniffing between her wedgie. I took deep breath after deep breath of my mom's potent sweaty damp ass .. After about 15 mins of fondling my mom's big booty, I started to climax.. I held my nut and debated if I should nut on her face or her butt and risk being caught... I unfortunately got cold feet and finished on the carpet while inhaling my mom's sweaty ass scent .... 13 year old me then pulled my mom's sweatpants back up to her waist and clean up the cum I left on the carpet .. I then gave my sleeping mom 1 Last ass grab And kiss before I resumed washing the dishes. A few hours later her then boyfriend walked in through the door not realizing what I had done.💙💙
*Mom wearing green capries*
When I was in high school my mom would wear these lime green cotton capries..... Lol ill never forget coming home to her and seeing her leaned over the couch with her legs pressed together standing..... At 5 foot 3 her ass really stretched the cotton on them capries ... 👀🍑
I saw a post on here say that Allison’s pulling a wanda maximoff and god had I never heard something so TRUE !!/!,!!/!/
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