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Elide: Uhh, guys, is that a dragon?
Aelin: This is Chocolate. He is here for emotional support.
Elide: In what way?
Manon: When he breathes fire on Lorcan, we feel positive emotions.
*Lorcan in the background running with his ass on fire*
Aelin: So next question, you're in love with Dorian.
Manon: That's not a question.
Aelin: So you agree it's a fact?
Manon: Yes.
Aelin:[entering the room]I need you to tell me-
Manon:[lying awkwardly on the bed, flustered and coughing] Huh, what?
Aelin:
Aelin: Is Dorian under the bed?
Under the bed:[muffled]no.
Chaol: That’s a pretty rock.
Dorian: Manon gave it to me.
Manon: I threw it at you.
Dorian: She’s very sweet.
Manon: Hey, how would you like your coffee?
Elide: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Manon: One glass of milk coming up.
Dorian: What are you doing on the castle wall at 3am?
Manon: I could ask you the same question.
Dorian: I live here. This is my house.
Manon: I should probably ask you a different question.
Manon: All of your existences are confusing.
The Thirteen: How so?
Manon: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
Manon: Elide, your husband, Lorcan, is a loser, Aelin and I both agree.
Elide: You do?
Aelin: No, uh-uh, I never called him a loser!
Manon: Sorry, I’m the one who called him a loser. Manon: Aelin called him a clown.
Aelin: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.
Manon: We’re not friends.
Aelin, grabbing Goldryn: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.
Elide: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Lorcan: Several traffic violations.
Aelin: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Manon: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Aedion: Also, that’s not our car.
The citizens of Adralan trying to figure out who King Dorian is dating
Is it Queen Manon? Lord Chaol? Queen Aelin? Ambassador Fenrys? Who knows? Not them
AELIN GALATHYNIUS
“What do you wanna be when you grow up?”
“Manon Blackbeak”
AS THEY SHOULD 🫡🫡
In honor of me finally reading Kingdom of Ash, here’s what I think the core group of characters sexuality meters are:
Aelin: 60% attracted to masculine men, 30% to herself, and 10% to women that act like herself
Rowan: 100% straight (sadly, but like he had a whole cadre of beautiful men and never once thought about it? SMH) but also 100% approves of everyone’s sexualities. You could say you are attracted to large ships and he’d be like okay, good for you!
Dorian: 40% attractive to any person with a pulse, 60% attracted to people that can kill him
Manon: 90% attracted to herself, 10% to Dorian but like reluctantly
Chaol: 90% straight, 10% Dorian
Yrene: 95% straight, 5% Aelin
Aedion: 100% poly
Lysandra: 50% to Aedion and 50% to Wesley but never had felt anything towards anyone besides that
Lorcan: 100% Elide (anything he felt for Maeve was actually the feeling of desperation disguised as attraction)
Elide: 100% the most toxic ass people (She says she can change them and she’s right actually)
Heir of Fire ~ Sarah J Mass
Manon: Fuck you!
Dorian: YES PLEASE DO
Manon: I want to change the world.
Dorian: For the better?
Manon:
Dorian: Answer me.
Aelin: Don’t worry, no one else is going to ask Manon out.
Dorian: Why not?
Aelin: Cuz Manon is fucking terrifying.
Dorian: I'll bleed whatever colour you tell me to.
Me: shoot boy, where can I get one like this?
Dorian in Empire of storms
So, I knew this man was glorious from the moment I read him back in throne of glass (I'm reading them in order: Assassin's blade, throne of glass, etc) but back in throne of glass he was different, a bit more...delicate?
And then Soshka happened and my man was trapped by the valgs and I guess that changes a person and it did changed him
I just didn't expect him to change him to the degree where he goes, "Oh, Imma pin your hand to the mattress with my magic while I pound into you and make you forget your own name," because I was not expecting that, definitely not expecting that
Like, sure Rowan is awesome and sexy and hot but Dorian is like a new level
And Manon is also a new level
The girl won in life, and I admire her for it.