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1 year ago
This Guy Is Doing All Of This Over My Wacky Silly Anti The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Post. Bro Called
This Guy Is Doing All Of This Over My Wacky Silly Anti The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Post. Bro Called
This Guy Is Doing All Of This Over My Wacky Silly Anti The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Post. Bro Called
This Guy Is Doing All Of This Over My Wacky Silly Anti The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Post. Bro Called
This Guy Is Doing All Of This Over My Wacky Silly Anti The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Post. Bro Called

This guy is doing all of this over my wacky silly Anti the boy in the striped pajamas post. Bro called me proto-kahanist and shit.


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1 year ago

I can't believe it has been a whole year. I can't believe that there have been people enduring torture and confinement for a whole year. Bodies we haven't gotten back for a whole year. Pain we cannot bear for a whole year. It feels like yesterday that I came home and my father told me you were dead. I had never heard him cry like that before. We held eachother and we cried.


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1 year ago

Please stay safe out there

Germany
Germany
Germany
Border cop killed, 10 wounded in terror shooting attack at Beersheba central bus station
timesofisrael.com
Female officer, 19, shot dead by terrorist who opened fire inside McDonald's; gunman was Israeli citizen and relative of perpetrator of 2015

Germany

Sydney pictured above

Boston

Brighton

Haifa restaurant takes direct hit, nine wounded after Hezbollah rocket attack
The Jerusalem Post | JPost.com
Following a rocket attack on Israel's north, nine people were evacuated for treatment, with injuries ranging from shrapnel to anxiety.

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1 year ago

Shlomo Ron was an unarmed, elderly man who didn't have much military or combat training. He was a gentle and soft-hearted individual who loved arts, particularly theater, music, and literature.

He loved his wife, Hana, with whom he had shared many years, along with his daughters and his beloved grandson. Shlomo and Hana resided in Kibbutz Nahal Oz, and they had never left their home, even during perilous times.

They were present in their residence on the morning of October 7, 2023, along with their two daughters and grandson, who were celebrating the Simchat Torah holiday. Tragically, their kibbutz was attacked by Hamas gunmen, terrorists who committed heinous crimes against humanity.

They were left defenseless, as neither the army nor the police were there to protect them. In this dire situation, Shlomo had neither weaponry nor combat experience.

Shlomo wasn't armed. He was no General. He was an 85-year-old man with a mustache and glasses. He was quite ill. He had a gentle soul. He loved theater, music, and art.

Showing immense courage, Shlomo left the shelter where his loved ones were hiding and sat alone in the living room of his home, waiting for the murderers. When the terrorists discovered him, they saw an elderly and frail man sitting alone in an armchair.

Heartbreakingly, they executed him, believing he was an easy target. Afterward, the murderers departed, assuming he was the only one at home. Shlomo's plan was to wait alone in the living room to give the impression that he was an old and solitary man.

He understood that they would likely kill him but hoped that, after doing so, they would move on, presuming he lived alone. In doing so, he selflessly saved the lives of his beloved Hana, daughters, and precious grandson, all of whom remained safe in the shelter.

Their survival was owed to Shlomo's bravery. Shlomo Ron was laid to rest in Kibbutz Kinneret, beside the poet Rachel and near Naomi Shemer whom he loved so much. He may be gone, but his legacy lives on.

Despite lacking any special combat training or physical prowess, Shlomo Ron will be remembered as a hero for his selfless act.

Shlomo Ron Was An Unarmed, Elderly Man Who Didn't Have Much Military Or Combat Training. He Was A Gentle

sources: twitter (hebrew) | twitter (english) | ynet


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1 year ago

Crying in the gym? It's more likely than you think


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1 year ago

Hello fellow jews I have a question since shecht means to slay can this be used in other ways

For example could you say you are "shechting pussy"

Could you say "yaas queen shecht"?

Many things to think about


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1 year ago

Hello jumblr I hope we all have a meaningful yom Kippur and if we are fasting an easy fast


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1 year ago

I always think I'm soooo smart for drinking extra water before the fast but all I ever get out of it is an extra long pee that deprives me of all moisture two hours into the fast.


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1 year ago

Hello jumblr are you going to have the fake grapes decorations in your sukkah


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1 year ago

Maybe the goyim are antisemetic because they know that we are gatekeeping osem mini soup mandel from them.


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1 year ago

Not "shake a lemon angrily at G-d" week, but rather;

Gather a citron, an ancient fruit predating the cultivation of lemon. Notice how it has a wonderful aroma, and consider how its flesh is edible. This represents the Jew who is both learned in Judaism and who exhibits kindness and good deeds.

Now gather the closed frond at the center of a palm tree. Consider how sweet the dates of the palm taste, but how the frond exhibits no strong smell like the citron. This represents the Jew who is learned in Judaism, but who does not practice the compassion in the many texts they studied.

Now gather at least three branches from a myrtle bush. Take in the refreshing scent oozing from the branches' thick leaves, but see how it does not bear fruit. This represents the Jew who is not learned in Judaism, but whose good character and actions are exceptional.

Finally, gather two branches from the somber willow. While mighty and enveloping, the willow exhibits no strong aroma, nor does it produce fruit. This represents the Jew who is neither learned in Judaism nor kind in character and deeds.

Appreciate the various textures and shapes of these four species. Feel the weight of them in your hand. Value how different in so many aspects each of them are.

Take them all in your hands, and bind them together like an embrace. Point them in all the corners of the earth- South, North, East, heavenward, downward, and West. Think of all your Jewish brethren scattered around the world, and bring your precious bundle back to your heart with every direction you send it to. Contemplate the place of every Jew in your community, the Etrog, the Lulav, the Hadas, and the Arava, for they all belong.

This is the meaning of Sukkot: coming back to our roots and our bare essence. Erect a temporary dwelling in reminiscence of your wandering ancestors. Come together under the stars, as exposed and unguarded as when we first walked the earth. Welcome guests into your makeshift home, be they family, friends, or the spirits of founding ancestors passed. Surround yourself in your community- and bring it all back to your heart.


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1 year ago

Basically this shit is a "maybe he was" at best but they state it like its a fact because they know people won't actually read the article. Great. Super excited for a new form of "the jews ran the slave trade" blood libel

a lot bugs me about the "christopher colombus was secretly jewish" thing thats been making the news.

primarily the timing of it: in a time where antisemitism is rising, where many are considering jews to be (primarily white and european) colonizers, here is one of the most famous colonizers of all, christopher colombus, a secret (always secret; those sneaks) jew!

but besides that, there's something very obvious to anyone that knows judaism: dna doesn't make someone jewish. the primary 'evidence' for colombus being jewish is dna (which, while it is most likely his, it may not be). every article's quotation is this:

"And both in the Y chromosome (male) and in the mitochondrial DNA (transmitted by the mother) of Hernando there are traits compatible with Jewish origin."

"traits compatible with jewish origin". its a very vague term. it doesn't really impart a solid understanding that colombus is jewish; and him being jewish, from what i can tell, also contradicts past understanding of his origin (genoa) as well as his actions (forced conversion of native americans, a deep connection and religiosity based in christianity).

even if this dna evidence is correct, however, him having jewish heritage does not make him jewish. saying that he is jewish based solely on dna reflects a blood-based understanding of jewish identity that echoes back to antisemitic purges like the holocaust. saying that he, a deeply catholic / christian person, is jewish erases colombus' actual faith, and states that personal choice / conversion / professed beliefs are inferior to having jewish blood.

the fun part is, this isn't even a new antisemitic lie / exaggeration. even back in 2012, cnn has been trying to claim that colombus was jewish. his colonization of america was actually all part of his plan to get money to take back jerusalem. it also includes other arguments, like that him leaving money to charitable causes in his will is a sign of judaism.

Was Columbus secretly a Jew? | CNN
CNN
Charles Garcia says scholarly research suggest that the explorer was seeking to find a safe haven for Jews who were persecuted in Spain.

there's also a paper that discusses this, and how its much, much older than even 2012. i havent verified it, but it may be useful reading for some; it also mentions that the theory gained popularity in the 1930s as the 'jewish question' "was very much on the public mind".

https://www.brandeis.edu/hornstein/sarna/americanjewishcultureandscholarship/Archive6/ColumbusandtheJews.pdf


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1 year ago

Alas I still have not made it onto the zionist block list but I dearly hope that with effort and resilience I will one day make it. Thank you everyone who is supporting me in this endeavor.

hamasniks, i am begging you to understand:

Release of a new (((Zionist))) blocklist is basically Jumblr awards season and is treated accordingly


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1 year ago

Then perish

Staying Classy, Rockland!

Staying classy, Rockland!


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1 year ago

United Nations General Assembly Resolution 194

1995 Honda Odyssey 140 hp


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1 year ago

I love you old rabbi with huge etrog. Old rabbi with huge etrog my beloved.


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1 year ago

I love you hashem you are so funny

Hashem Said "what If I Do The Funniest Thing Possible" And Then Did It

Hashem said "what if i do the funniest thing possible" and then did it


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1 year ago

Fuck you

*shaves the beard off of your favorite old man rabbi*


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1 year ago

These are my blorbos

fuck it, rabbis looking at giant etrogim photo dump

Fuck It, Rabbis Looking At Giant Etrogim Photo Dump
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Fuck It, Rabbis Looking At Giant Etrogim Photo Dump
Fuck It, Rabbis Looking At Giant Etrogim Photo Dump
Fuck It, Rabbis Looking At Giant Etrogim Photo Dump
Fuck It, Rabbis Looking At Giant Etrogim Photo Dump
Fuck It, Rabbis Looking At Giant Etrogim Photo Dump
Fuck It, Rabbis Looking At Giant Etrogim Photo Dump
Fuck It, Rabbis Looking At Giant Etrogim Photo Dump
Fuck It, Rabbis Looking At Giant Etrogim Photo Dump

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1 year ago

HOLY SHIT HE'S DEAD

ALMOST A FULL YEAR AFTER OCT 7TH AND HES DEAD

ITS A SUKKOS MIRACLE


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