Insane Ramblings - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
Wouldn't it be sooooo fucked up and angsty if the circus in s3 stole jon's grandma's skin and included it in the berating jon was getting during the unknowning by Gertrude and Jurgen Lietner, Wouldn't it be Sooo incredibly fucked up and evil for Jonny sims to write. Wouldn't it be even more fucked up if the circus somehow got his parents skin. Wouldn't it be so fucked up
Rip Queen Gertrude Robinson you would of love Nancy Sinatra
I was right to fucking be full of fear and dread, what the fuck was that.
Starting my weekly session of dread and fear because magnus Thursday is tomorrow
(every Wednesday i pray for 3 things and it's Timsasha return, Jmart get out of the computer and Colin is safe and sound)
If i had a nickle for everytime in a tma fix-it time travel au fanfic jon got eye teeth, i'd have 2 nickles which is strange that it happened twice
The magnus archives has me curled on the floor, scratching at my skin, fighting back tears and then i'll get up like nothing happened just to repeat it over and over again in this sisyphean loop of me straddling the line of insanity and sanity like it's a mechanical bull.
God forbid i even think of it in public because this tragedy horror podcast has made me almost cry if i see an archive
List of people/things i need in protocol
-Tim
-Sasha
-Trevor Herbert and his lesbian granddaughter Julia Montuak living happily
-Agnes and Gertrude making out violently
-Agnes
-Og Elias being stoned out of his mind somewhere on a floatie in a pool with his boyfriend Allan Schrieber
-Maybe Elias being the minister that's mentioned to be having a visit to the oiar soon that would be so fucking funny
-Red canary as jonah body hop instead of Elias
-Maybe get Martin a spooky form, the others in the computer are at it anyway, he should join the fun
-Tim as an kayaking instructor
-Danny being alive:((((
-Actually everyone lives
-I want this to be a happy coffee shop AU, everyone lives, NO ANGST for the tma crew
-Speaking of
-Mike crew
-Mike crew and Oliver banks violently making out
All i need is like 5 checks on the list and i'll be ecstatic, elated even possibly
god forbid i exist a day without the unsettling sounds outside of my window non of my friends hear
The day before yesterday? So many fucking screams of terror, and laughter sounded like both at the same time. Yesterday? So much cat yowels of agony. Fucking today? Circus music (there isn't even a carnival going on in my town)
All i want is someone to relate to, but no, none of my friends hear the screams of the damned, only me
It's back
god forbid i exist a day without the unsettling sounds outside of my window non of my friends hear
The day before yesterday? So many fucking screams of terror, and laughter sounded like both at the same time. Yesterday? So much cat yowels of agony. Fucking today? Circus music (there isn't even a carnival going on in my town)
All i want is someone to relate to, but no, none of my friends hear the screams of the damned, only me
OH GOD OH GOD THE SEASON FINALE IS SOON
GOOD LORD
PREDICTING THAT
THE ARCHIVIST GOES TO THE OIAR WHEN THE MINISTER VISITS, BREAKS THE GAYS OUT OF THE COMPUTER AND THEY CAN FINALLY GET MARRIED (og! Elias becomes minister and fuck it red canary also comes to the oiar for why not but body hopping)
IF I HAD A NICKLE FOR EVERYTIME A TMA FIX-IT TIME TRAVEL AU FANFIC MARTIN FUCKING DIES I'D HAVE 2 NICKLES WHICH IS STRANGE THAT IT HAPPENED TWICE
If i had a nickle for everytime in a tma fix-it time travel au fanfic jon got eye teeth, i'd have 2 nickles which is strange that it happened twice
Rip og Elias Bouchard, there isn't enough fanfics of you gouging out jonah's eyes. Or even that much fanfics of you in general. 39 is a disgusting amounts amongst over 20k fanfics. A travesty really
Shout out to Bendrowned and all the other Sergey Ushanka esque creepypastas, you guys were the most terrifying to my young brain
Sometimes i have to return to the tags of the fanfic i'm reading to check if 'Everyone lives' is still present because holy shit. Just make them hold hands and be happy together, don't fucking drag them through hell. For my sanity. Pretty please.
If Peter lukas ever compared Martin to his mother i fear i wouldn't of ever recovered. Spiritually, emotionally, financially, physically.
The flesh did not have to serve so much cunt with their ritual name. LIKE NOBODY COOKED UNLIKE THE FLESH WITH THEIR RITUAL NAMES, LIKE 'LAST FEAST????' GOD, JESUS, DON'T STOP SERVING
I'M FINALLY HOME FROM MY PERILOUS TRIP FROM ABROAD (A holiday to bratislava and vienna) AND OH GOD, I'VE BEEN DELAYED 3 DECADES FROM SEEING MY BELOVED LOVERS (i was fucking delayed 3 hours from ryanair flights, can you fucking believe that, just say your pilot is hungover rather than LYING to us about some bullshit problem about buses, and also i greatly miss my queer platonically married friend, no good lessons either on Friday other than English and Computer maths so i'm fucked)
THEY SHALL CELEBRATE MY ARRIVAL WITH TEARS AND BOUQUETS WHEN I RETURN BACK TO MY KINGDOM
(My classmates will just look Suprised i'm here, my parents pulled this stunt the first day after school started in September, the first day of October - immediately on holiday. Thank god there's no major sporting events for November, else i'll die. I'll also lie about a funeral, in which to their narrative i have many dead relatives)