Danganronpa Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Chiaki: I love this picture of our class. We were so happy.
Mahiru: Where's Hinata?
Chiaki: He wasn't part of our class yet. That's why we were so happy.
Kokichi: Why are you like this?
Maki: I used too much “No More Tears" shampoo as a child and haven't felt a single emotion since then.
Souda: Umm...why does Fuyuhiko look so mad?
Komaeda: He took one of those “Which Harry Potter Character Are You" quizzes
Souda: And who'd he get?
Hinata, laughing: Draco Malfoy.
Toko: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!
Toko: Ha. Just kidding, I've killed a man.
Taka: We've gotta find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
Junko: Probably Mukuro.
Togami: Definitely Toko.
Celeste: We could do without Hifumi.
Taka: Guys...
Tsumugi: If you're not on a diet, why do you drink diet soda?
Miu: So I can eat regular cake.
Miu: It started when that bitch came to my birthday party.
Kaede: He humiliated you?
Miu: No. He ate cake and ice cream until he nearly burst and danced with my aunt until two in the morning and had a wonderful time.
Taka: I tried forming a gang once, but it turned into a book club.
Maki: Kaito was just acting like he wasn't my boyfriend at the gym. He said “you look nice in those leggings, can I take you out some time?”
Maki: This girl that I don't know came up to me and says “hey, you ready to leave?”
Maki: I informed her he was my boyfriend, but I appreciate you, random girl.
Himiko: I just walked into my room holding the remote and a glass of chocolate milk.
Himiko: I meant to toss the remote into my bed but instead I tossed the glass of chocolate milk onto my bed.
Himiko: I'm gonna cry now.
Ibuki: Can we give gorillas hot chocolate?
Ibuki: When they're cold
Tanaka: I'm curious as to what prompted you to ask this
Ibuki: Saw a video of a cold gorilla
Celeste: I'm into dark humor
Kyoko: *turns off the lights*
Kyoko: wanna hear a joke?
Junko: I've invited you to this school because I crave the deadliest game...
Mondo: *nodding* Knife Monopoly.
Junko: I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I'm really interested in what Knife Monopoly is.
Kiibo: I think you’re still suffering the effects of the party last night.
Miu: All I drank was Redbull!
Kiibo: How many?
Miu: Eighteen
Chiaki: Legend is just leg and end, and the end of a leg is a foot. so calling yourself a legend is basically saying that you’re a foot.
Toko: I have a stick and no self-preservation instincts.
Toko: Lets go kill God.
Kokichi: You are a hot mess.
Miu: But hot.
HIro: I had to use my brain this morning. It was incredibly taxing.
Angie, giving directions: Than you are going to yeet off the next exit
Kiibo: I'm going to what
[at an inconvenience]
Sonia: Well this really fruits my loops
Akane: This honestly grills my cheese
Teruteru: This really just stirs my fry
Mahiru: Man this really waters my melon
Souda: This captains my crunch
Ibuki: Honestly this marshes my mallow
Chiaki: This really dungeons my dragons
Fuyuhiko: Damn this kits my kat
Hinata: I gotta say, this really FUCKING SUCKS—