And I Watch Them Fight On A Throne - Tumblr Posts

crosnt

1 year ago

currently committing to the idea of making direct eye contact with everyone when they speak to me so they all fall in love with me and then i have them fight in gladiatorial combat for my hand in marriage

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and i watch them fight on a throne with a cat or something i did this one time with a guy in my class and now he talks to me every day ive won my only way of making friends is for them to fall madly in love with me and then they realize they can't have me and then they just stay with me lmao

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