The Fuck

the fuck

I’ve come to make an announcement, sonic the hedgehog is a bitch-ass mother-fucker, he beat my movie in the box office. That’s right. He took his sega and fucking paramount studios out and said his movie was “THIS SUCCESSFUL” and I said “that’s disgusting.” So I’m making a call out movie on my Twitter.com: Sonic the hedgehog, you’ve got a shit movie. It’s as good as it’s first design except WAY worse. And guess what? Here’s what my marvel movie looks like. BBOOOOMM

That’s right baby. All white men, no plot, no interesting characters - look at that it looks like a copy and paste of every Marvel movie. He beat me in the box office so guess what, I’m gonna make a distasteful joke in my new movie. That’s right, this is what you get: MY WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT DO-OVER!! except I’m not gonna use Roger Rabbit, I’m gonna make it worse, IM USING CHIP AND DALE!! How do you like that sega? I MADE A CHIP AND DALE MOVIE YOU IDIOT!

you have twenty-three hours to stop making movies before my uncredited P A RRR ODY hits theaters, now get out of my fucking sight, before I make a caricature of you too

Sonic runs.

Tails flies.

Knuckles uses Sonic ‘06 physics.

Same energy

Sonic: So what's the plan here? You gonna build a big robot house? Get yourself a big robot wife?

Robotnik: I will CONTROL the UNIVERSE, and EVERYONE will be able to watch ˢᵖˡᵃᵗᵒᵒⁿ ² ˡᵉᵗˢ ᵖˡᵃʸˢ by Eggman!

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While i was using the incorrect quote generator.

I found two or three quotes with it shipping Adhd!hiccup with Canon!hiccup and it’s fucking hilarious.

Edit:one of em was fanon!hiccup x adhd!hiccup I can’t-