Someone:you Saved Me! I Owe You My Life.

Someone:you saved me! I owe you my life.

HH800:No thanks, I’ve seen it..I’m not very impressed.

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Adhd!hiccup: being bilingual means you can threaten a bitch in another language and they won’t know you will kill them in their sleep.[slurps strawberry milk]

Canon!hiccup: I’m sorry- what?!

Tom adopts all the sonics regardless of how old they are. Tom: How old are you guys? Boom, Modern and Classic: Well-- Tom: No you know what? Forget it, im adopting all of you.

Maddie: “Tom, I think...I think this enough.”

Tom, trying and failing to hold all of them: “But they need homes, Maddie. Please.”

Weird Aunt finds out about the birthday thing and immediately gets him gems(that aren’t stolen for once) for his never-had-a-birthday-party-before party and everybody who’s known her is instantly suspicious of where they came from. Weird Uncle Shads is over here getting him a nerf gun b/c this child isn’t ready for a BB gun.

JSJDKKA weird aunt and uncle with even weirder presents and gifts.

I love it 10/10

*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Canon!hiccup: Thanks bud!

Fanon!hiccup: oh no.

Adhd!hiccup: *cries* I love you too.

Helena: Sounds fake but okay.

HH800: *A flustered mess*

Parasite!hicccup: can i get a refund?

HH800: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Fanon!hiccup: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Adhd!hiccup: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Helena: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Canon!hiccup: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

Canon!hiccup: If Fanon and I were drowning, who would you save?

Adhd!hiccup: You two can’t swim?

Fanon!hiccup: It’s a hypothetical question, Adhd! who would you save?

Adhd!hiccup: my time and effort.