So Im Gonna Take A Little Time Here While Its Slow At Work To Gush For A Moment

so im gonna take a little time here while its slow at work to gush for a moment

you see this guy?

thats vikingpilot. he is a streamer and he has a tumblr, he does a lot of really cool content and hes the type of guy to absolutely want in your dnd game. hes chaotic and funny and he joined my double life server.

record scratch, freeze frame. yeah you heard me, the streamer joined the server. howd that happen? well it all started with the first session where we could not find any cows for the life of us. 2 groups of soulmates including me made a polycule, and it went fine for a while. we found cows the next session. and then they get stuck by lighting through a roof and die. so we, as a joke, blame vikingpilot, because frankly its funny and we're all big fans in the polycule. and then half the polycule died and went yellow. so we blamed him again! as a joke! and then, because we didn't really expect him to, yknow. agree we were like. what if we invited him. yknow, since he killed us and our cows. but he did agree and we made the server circle up and do a summoning ritual, the only people aware he was coming being our group of 4, even the friend thay whitelisted him didnt actually know he was gonna show up. so we ring a bell jist So Much and then boom. vikingpilot and utter chaos and also he actually killed half the polycule this time oopsies.

pandora why are you telling me this you ask

bc its the coolest thing ever actually. how many streamers would actually casually join a server to cause chaos just cause someone asked. like, basically none, thats not how it worked. but my silly got round 2 tumblr sexyman minecraft guy was like yeah thats funny lets go and did it. and we did have plans but they were completely derailed because we made viking a god and it was hilarious. but its just genuinely so cool, hes a super nice cool guy and it was most of the servers first impression of him which made it way better, and all i did was ask politely and ring a bell. im just like. it was so cool genuinely everyone had an absolute blast, we gave him gay dirt which has now been seen by three minecraft streamers, a win for the me community for sure, and just like. yeah it was really really cool. open invitation king, if you ever wanna come back and vibe you can, it was funny and awesome and you were great

and thats all to say

SUBSCRIBE TO VIKINGPILOT WOOOOO SUB W TWITCH PRIME AND ON YOUTUBE HES A SILLY SCARY GUY SUB TO VIKING WOOOOO

who can relate

The brainrot on these guys is so strong so heres a lil drawing I did of an au/hc of mine ¤33!!! I love them sm ^^!

Background + AU explanation thing below ^^!

I don't know how to explain but both Ash & Redd feel like they'd be weird with gender. Like they have gender but also not, idk, schrodingers gender?

Someone asks either of them what their gender is and they'd just shrug or kill you or smthn like that lol.

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ATTENTION TUMBLR

CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH

hey hi mcytblr i have a polite request to make of y'all! this is my streamer his name is viking and he's a pathetic wet cat who lost horribly in the mcytblr sexyman bracket and my favorite hobby is bullying him. he's doing this thing where - see the embedded short - for every subscriber he gains, he has to place down another iron block in his 2-year hardcore world! and like yeah i know iron is farmable and stuff but he still has to actually place the blocks and do you know how annoying and hilarious it would be if he had to place down a shit ton of blocks. it would be so funny, and also like come on if i don't constantly do everything i can to make his life harder am i even trying.

sooooooooo, that said, if you're so inclined, please subscribe to him and/or reblog this post to help me bully my streamer :>

(and, hey, if you wanna watch some of his actual videos before you just subscribe to this guy because someone on tumblr said it would be funny, that's TOTALLY understandable - may i recommend his Life Loss episode 1?)

okay that's all, thanks very much for your time i appreciate it o7

[Video description: a YouTube short filmed in Minecraft, featuring VikingPilot narrating to the camera as he plays.

"So in my hardcore world, people keep asking me, what is that?"

The video shows a tall mountain of about 2,000 iron blocks.

"To which I say, it's a mountain of iron, duh! But it got me thinking, what if we made it bigger? For every subscriber this video gets, i will add one iron block. Yes, that means YOU can make ME do more work! Will we end up with a massive mountain-"

Cut to a huge mountain range of solid iron-

"-Or, will I have one block?"

Cricket chirping noises as his character crouches on a single iron block.

"The choice is yours! I'll check back in on this in a couple days."

/end VD]