Nanobomb Headcanons Bc I Love Da Gaes

Nanobomb headcanons bc I love da gaes

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Raze had a traumatic first relationship, Killjoy had a chill one and is still friends with her first (and only) ex

Tayane sometimes gets overwhelmed by her feeling and starts making a bunch of weird noises, Klara finds it cute

Every time Killjoy overworks, Raze makes her take the other day to rest

Didn't get along at first and Reyna and Breach weren't any help to make Raze like Killjoy, it took a whole year for Jett and Phoenix to get the three of them to stop being so open about hating her and three months more for Raze to become friends with Killjoy

Klara was extremely anxious of liking Raze because she didn't know how to tell her and couldn't handle the likely possibility of being rejected

Raze made the first move after Cypher told her about how Killjoy felt about her

From the time I started writing this post to now I, god knows why, started hating the ship, but I'll simply disconsider this part

Differently from what everyone in the VP thinks, Raze takes more care of Killjoy both during missions and on the everyday than Killjoy takes care of Raze

Killjoy can't cook for her life, Raze is decent at cooking

"Have you slept well?"

"Sleep?! What time is it?"

Raze is a morning person, some might doubt if Killjoy even is a person

Istg, Jett should get along with Raze better than KJ does, I'm this 🤏 far from starting to ship Raze with Jett or no one at all

Sorry for that

Raze's love languages are physical touch and gifts, Killjoy's are time of quality and words of affirmation

THEY WOULD ABSOLUTELY MAIN EACH OTHER IF THEY PLAYED VAL NO ONE CONVINCES ME OF OTHERWISE

Share Kj's streaming accounts and in every one of them Raze puts her name as "Klara's wife"

Matching Caitvi profiles

Raze is Vi, obviously, and Killjoy is Cait

Raze dreams to be a mother, Killjoy hates kids and is terrified of the responsibility it takes to have one

Raze's family is very supportive yet they don't really like Killjoy, but that's on kingdom

Killjoy curses nonstop when gaming, Raze is the sweetest little thing and hypes everyone up

Assigning Valorant agents and pjo characters Will Wood songs and albuns bc these are the only three things on my mind

(very niche I know)

Ordered in alphabetic order of character (agent names)

Alex (pjo/ mcga)

I/ Me/ Myself

Jk that song belongs to apollo

Memento Mori

The new normal

Annabeth (pjo/hoo/ mcga)

Marsha, thankk you for the dialects but now I need you to leave/ Karen, thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole whatever comes next

The normal album

Astra (Valorant)

Dr. Sunshine is dead

When somebody needs you

Camp here and there?

Bianca (pjo)

Euthanasia

Tomcat disposable

It's kind of a lot

Do I have to say the album is In Case I make it?

Blitztone (pjo/ mcga)

Where do you get off?

Red moon

Breach (Valorant)

Thermodynamics lawyer

Sex, drugs, rock'n roll

Half-decade hangover

Self-ish

Brimstone (Valorant)

Venetian blind man

Jimmy's mushroom's last drink

Idk what album, he doesn't fit Will at all

Chamber (Valorant)

Your body, my temple

Laplace's angel

Hand me my shovel

Marsha/Karen

Self-ish

Clarisse (pjo/ hoo)

And if I did it, you deserved it...

Hand me my sovel

Becoming last names

Self-ish

Clove (Valorant)

I/ me/ myself (2018 live studio demo)

Half-decade hangover?

Love, me normally

The normal album for the vibes

Tomcat disposables

The rhumba of death

Cypher (Valorant)

Becoming last names

Euthanasia

When somebody needs you

Falling up

Against the kitchen floor

In case I make it

Deadlock (Valorant)

Half-decade hangover

2012?

When somebody needs you

Mr. Capgras encounters a secondhand vanity

Everything is a lot (song)

Everything is a lot (album)

Drew (pjo/ hoo)

The main character

And if I did it, you deserved it...

Becoming last names

White noise

Marsha, thankk you for the dialects/ Karen, thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole

Aphrodite, your electric sexiness

Self-ish

Fade (Valorant)

Ecsta est fabula, Aplaudite!

Cottard's solution

2012

Laplace's angel

And the ringmaster is pleased to introduce...

Frank (pjo/ hoo/ toa)

White noise

Falling up

Lysergide daydream

Willard!

Will's songs don't fit him well😔

Gekko (Valorant)

He also doesn't fit Will's songs😔😔😔

Genuinely don't know

Grover (pjo/ toa)

Marsha thankk you for the dialects/ Karen thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole

Suburbia overture?

WHY DOES NO ONE FIT WILL'S SONGS WELL😭

Harbor (Valorant)

He's the exact opposite of Will, I can't do this anymore

Alma mater (bc it's dramatic like him)

Hazel (Pjo/ hoo/ toa)

Ecta est fabula, Aplaudite!

Laplace's angel

Memento mori

In case I die (she did)

Iso (Valorant)

Idk shit Abt iso sorry

Jason (Pjo/ hoo/ toa)

Memento Mori

Cus he's ded obviously

When somebody needs you

Under a monochromatic skye

Capgras encounters a secondhand vanity

Camp here and there

Jett (Valorant)

Your body, my temple

2econd 2ight 2eer

You liked this (okay, Computer!)

The main character

Killjoy (Valorant)

Marsha thankk you for the dialects

Suburbia overture

And if I did it, you deserved it...

Prince ali

The moral implications of deterministic universe feat. The Onceler

I lied about the apple thing

The new normal

Leo (pjo/ hoo/ toa)

Cicada days

Laplace's angel

Karen thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole

White noise

Euthanasia

Everything is a lot (album)

Lester (pjo/ toa)

I/ me/ myself

Against the kitchen floor

Self-

Bleüctipie

Luke (pjo)

Suburbia overture

Red moon

Lysergide daydream

Everything is a lot (album)

Magnus (pjo/ mcga)

Tomcat disposables

Euthanasia

Dr. sunshine is dead

He'll use me for his needle show

In case I make it

Neon (Valorant)

Jimmy's mushroom's last drink

Idk

Nico (pjo/ hoo/ toa/ tsats)

Laplace's angel

Memento Mori

Jimmy's mushroom's last drink

Um, it's kind of a lot

(Cover this song!)

Dr. Sunshine lives!

Ferryman

Self-ish

Omen (Valorant)

When somebody needs you

Marsha thankk you for the dialects

Cottard's solution

Front street

Euthanasia

In case I make it

Phoenix (Valorant)

The main character

Chemical overreaction

Alma mater

Percy (pjo/ hoo/ toa)

When somebody needs you

Against the kitchen floor

Euthanasia

Tomcat disposables

Becoming last names

In case I die

Piper (pjo/ hoo)

Suburbia overture

Chemical overreaction

The song with five names

Self-ish maybe?

Raze (Valorant)

(Cover this song!)

Suburbia overture

Nüburbåtizé!

6up 5oh cop-out

Reyna (pjo/ hoo/ toa)

Suburbia overture?

Jimmy's mushroom's last drink

Marsha, thankk you for the dialects

Becoming last names

Venetian blind man

Reyna (Valorant)

Karen, thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole

Bleüctipie

Sex, drugs, rock'n' roll

Mr capgras encounters a secondhand vanity

Against the kitchen floor

Vampire reference in a minor key

Self-ish

Sage (Valorant)

Falling up

Willard!

Yes, to err is human, so don't be one

White noise

Euthanasia

In case I make it

Sam (pjo/ mcga)

Memento Mori

Suburbia overture

You liked this (okay, computer!)

Skeleton appreciation day

Everything is a lot

Skye (Valorant)

Suburbia overture

Cover this song

Dr. Sunshine is dead

He'll use me for his needle show

The normal album

Sova (Valorant)

Destroy to enjoy

Cottard's solution

Dr. Sunshine is dead

Sing the Singer/songwriter song

Self-ish

Thalia (pjo/ hoo/ toa)

-Ish

Cover this song

Lysergide daydream

Willard!

2012

When somebody needs you

Everything is a lot (album)

Viper (Valorant)

Yes, to err is human, so don't be one

Chemical overreaction (bc she's a chemist yk)

He'll use me for his needle show

White noise

Jimmy's mushroom's last drink

Destroy to enjoy

Everything is a lot (album)

Vyse (Valorant)

Destroy to enjoy

White noise

Willard!

Nüburbåtizé

You liked this (okay, computer!)

Well, better than the alternative

Self-ish

In case I make it

Will (pjo/ toa/ tsats)

He'll use me for his needle show

White noise

Willard! (Bc his name is Will)

Skeleton appreciation day

Red moon

Chemical overreaction

Everything is a lot (album)

Yoru (Valorant)

Karen thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole

Suburbia overture

Aikido

Thermodynamic lawyer

Everything is a lot (album)

Firestrom Headcanons

I love them so much

Both joined before the Venice accident, obviously. They only met after Phoenix had met the omega Jett so he didn't quite like her and Jett blamed him for her reputation being ruined. The issue was solved a week later because both of them liked DC.

Is Jett's name Joon-Hee or Sunwoo?😔

I'm gonna use Sunwoo bc it's easier to type💞💞💞

Sunwoo has a skincare routine that she follows religiously and every weekend her and Jamie have a spa day. She likes taking care of him and he loves to see her happy.

After the Venice incident, Jett was having a really hard time with everything. Phoenix helped her and offered emotional support and the young friendship she needed, that's how she started liking him.

Phoenix never really figured out when he started liking Jett, after they became friends it was so natural to like her romantically.

Despite loving each other and being so important to each other, they are on their early 20s and are impulsive, they break up over the smallest things but always get together again after a week.

They started dating before Skye joined the protocol, Reyna was the only one who knew since they didn't want Sage, Brimstone or Viper to find out, the non fraternization rule was going on after all.

After Raze and Killjoy's first discussion, Tayane asked them for advice and Jett told her to break up. She didn't break up.

Bi4bi

20yo

22yo

Since they were so close friends before starting to date, they have a friend-like relationship. Looking from the outside, one could doubt if they're friends or a couple.

The transition from their friendship to their relationship was very smooth so when they started dating, things didn't really change much since it was all already natural to them.

Middle brother of two sisters

Younger sister of a brother

Sunwoo isn't really close to her brother but she still texts him every once in a while to check if he's well. If he says he is she wishes him death.

Jamie is very close to his sisters and he calls them every week to check on them. They're also kinda close to Sunwoo, even though they never met in person

Jett's parents always made it clear that they preferred their well behaved, lawyer, straight, "normal" son over their tramp, criminal, queer, weird daughter and because of that she's not close to her family

Phoenix's hair is all well cared while Jett's hair is all damaged from the bleaching, east Asian water and the lack of care she takes.

Sunwoo has dated both men and women in her teenage years while Jamie only dated her. It was not lack of crushing.

They have a time at the day that they take to be with each other with no one disturbing them. Usually at one of their bedrooms, just cuddling

Despite their very caring relationship, in public they are more spontaneous and mess around with each other

Valorant sports headcanon bc I just lost a championship

I LOST TO A PERSON WHO'S TWO CATEGORIES UNDER MINE

Astra: I feel like she doesn't really play any sport but she definitely hits the gym

Brimstone: boxe and wrestling? Possibly played American football when he was younger

Breach: wrestling

Chamber: Fencer. Epeé. My mother says he should be a foil fencer since he's french but I think epeé fits him better

Clove: no fit, just chill. Very energetic though, that's how they keep healthy

Cypher: that man is NOT doing any exercise

Deadlock: taekwondo and I saw a comic where she was a paralympic climber and I love it

Fade: same as cypher

Gekko: canon basketball and skater

Harbor: wrestling and olimpic weight lifting

Iso: he looks like he has the body of a fencer so I'm giving him sabre (my sister wanted someone to be a sabre fencer)

Jett: athletics and parkour, does parachuting as hobby

Killjoy: rides her bike every once in a while but doesn't really do any physical activity

Neon: canon basketball player, athletics

Omen: used to be a judoka

Phoenix: skate

Raze: capoeira and parkour

Reyna: wrestling and boxing

Sage: jiujitsu

Skye: besides hiking she also does lots of other spots, mainly hand to hand combat

Sova: canon bow and arrow, obviously, also plays medieval fencing

Viper: boxer

Vyse: I want to give someone the same sport as me so she's a foil fencer. Also, her suit gives off the fencing suit design

Yoru: kendo

Kay/o isn't here because he's a robot and robots don't compete in human sports

Breach: Deadlock, how many arms do two Norse have together?

Deadlock: I don't know and don't want to either

Breach: ONE violently suffocates on laughter

Raze, also dying of laughter: OMG THAT'S SO GENIUS

Reyna: and that's why you're single

Fadeskyelock bc they aashsbsksnjsjsaaag

Can we please come up with a cute name for them🙏

Skye is deeply concerned for both the other's wellbeing, they, on the other hand, don't give a shit

Fade and Deadlock are tall (1,78 and 1,83), and Skye is short/average (1,65)

Fade LOVES strong women, as we can see

"Why do they not like me?" (Concerned)

"You're just getting used to the VP, they do like you" (caring)

"'Cause you're a weirdo"

Harbor is their fourth wheel

He loves it

"I always knew Skye was into them ladies"- Harbor at some point

Canon cat person

Canon dog person

Canon animal hater

Fade and Deadlock treat each other poorly but that's just their way of being

Sage has told them two to break up lots of times because of that

"I got shot, can you heal me?"

"YOU WERE NOT EVEN ON SITE"

Fade and Skye, due to both of them being initiators, don't usually get sent on the same mission, but when they do, Fade drives Skye crazy

Iselin is the only of them who's actually serious about the missions

"I got a scratch, it hurts, can you heal me?"

"Why do you have a hole in your stomach?"

Skye and Fade made the first move with Deadlock, if it depended on her they would still not know each other's names

Fade bullies Yoru

And Iso

"I wonder why so many people dislike me" (not actually bothered)

"Maybe it's the blackmailing" (genuine)

"I bet it's the ugliness" (despite being an absolute simp)

Iselin has a degree in biology, Kirra has worked on the farm since she was a child and Hazal never got superior education nor professional preparation, just very good manipulation tactics

They all dislike children but Skye tolerates them and Deadlock hates them

Iselin constantly has nightmares from the radivore polar bear and whenever it's too bad, Kirra spends the night awake with her to help her feel safe.

Deadlock and Skye usually go on morning walks with Sova, they constantly find Fade sleeping on the kitchen when getting breakfast before going out

Younger sister of one brother

Middle sister of two older brothers and one younger brother

Older sister of one sister

Skye is the only one who keeps in touch with her family

Hazal and Kirra absolutely hate the cold weather while Iselin loves it