Im Gonna Have Myself A Real Good Time

“I’m gonna have myself a real good time”

“And the world? I’ll turn it inside out!”

“I’m floating on ecstasy so—”

“DON’T STOP ME NOW!”

“CUZ I’M HAVING A GOOD TIME!”

<6𝚕ø0𝚍𝚢 𝚟3𝚛 𝚞^𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚌u+>

“I’m a shooting star, leaping through the sky like a tiger—”

<No glint vers cuz idk if I like it or not>

“I’m gonna go, Go, GO—-”

YOU HAVE OCS

mind-zaps you with the urge to loredump about them

tell tell tell

Oh my god someone actually wants to hear about them!—

Introduction under cut because this is gonna be a long one!

Site 20

Site Director: Dr. Holland Ares

Founded: 24 July 1994

Location: [REDACTED], UK

Cover Story: Royal Government Institute

Function: Anomalous Item containment and research

Personnel

Facility Director: Jay Doe

Director of Research: Dr. Holland Ares

Director of Containment: Dr. Yair T. Nelson

Security Chief: Agent Harris Orion

Assigned Task Force: Delta-8 "Toy Soldiers"

Administrative Personnel: 14

Maintenance Personnel: 24

Research Personnel: 52

D-Class Personnel: 22

SCP in containment

scp-001-ex

scp-939-j

scp-47-47-j

scp-1231

scp-2015

scp-2016

scp-2026

scp-2028

scp-3747

scp-4336

scp-4451

scp-4793

scp-5230

scp-5365

scp-5507

scp-5762

SCP-7487 “Masquerade Chisel”

SCP-7489 “Bedtime Goggles”

SCP-7516 “Blu”

SCP-7517 “Doll Best Friend”

scp-7519-a “Environmentally Friendly Chia Pet”

scp-7519-b Dr.Maya

…

Additional Information

Site-20, also nicknamed “The Toy House” is the primary site for research, storage and testing on anomalous inanimate objects. Many of the SCP Foundation’s more childish SCPs are stored here leading to the site’s current nickname.

All SCP are non-Keter as the site location is around the ring of a densely populated city.

Notable Personnel!!!

aka me and my friend’s ocs—

Dr.Deltas

Name: Felix J. Deltas

Occupation: Head of International Communication, Researcher

Security Clearance Level: 3

Location: Site-20, UK

Current Case: SCP-7517

Ethnicity: Egyptian

Citizenship: American

Profile

Felix Deltas is a researcher positioned in Site-20 with extensive knowledge of Item class SCPs and general Anomalous Items. He finished his education with a Master’s degree in Science in Psychology and has conducted several paranormal investigations yielding varying yet successful results each time. 

Previous to working with the Foundation, Deltas worked on a YouTube channel where he uploaded recordings of his paranormal work. Such investigative recordings are now confiscated and wiped from the internet with a cover-up story from the DOM stating he “moved on from the paranormal community and is now focusing his time as a full-time Psychologist in California, USA”.

Additional Notes

Dr. Deltas is capable of speaking 10 languages. These are Egyptian Arabic, English, Spanish, Tagalog, Latin, Japanese, Korean, French, Chinese and German. New foreign researchers are sent to him for day-one training. 

He also knows Pig Latin to the dismay of his colleagues. Do not indulge him on this as he once wrote an entire research paper in Pig Latin. It took several days for someone to notice this and have him correct it. Site directors were not pleased.

Once Dr. Deltas has finished researching SCP-7517, he will not be allowed to work with Dr. Ulysses. No, not even if he says please. There have already been enough complaints about Dr.Deltas misconduct from Dr.Ulysses, and other researchers seem to find them very "distracting".

Dr. Deltas is prohibited from accessing Legos, Lego-like bricks and anything alike during working hours as he will find a way to incorporate them into his work and even conduct experiments with them, with or without Director approval. He has also caused several problems using such toys, see Site 20:Lego Stand-off Report.

Note: For the last time do not edit this file to state that Dr. Deltas and Dr. Ulysses are in a relationship. That information is not only irrelevant but unconfirmed. We are still waiting for Dr. Ulysses’s email of confirmation, patiently.

Note: For the last time do not edit this file to state Dr. Deltas and Dr. Ulysses are in a relationship. We know. That information is also highly irrelevant.

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From this point onward it’s gonna be a lot less formal since I don’t have proper files on most people—

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Agent Camila

When Felix ran away from home and escaped to Egypt, Maya followed in his footsteps. She followed breadcrumbs he left behind and ended up joining the California Police Department as a detective.

A few years later, she snuck into Site-20 to find Felix and succeeded— at a cost. She now permanently works for the Foundation and her death was faked to the outside world.

She works as the Site’s “Background Checker” and makes sure no one is up to no good.

Dr.Ulysses

An excellent and highly praised British researcher that’s constantly in Autistic burn out and injects coffee in his blood to cope.

He does a lot of heavy lifting when it comes to research activities and it’s a miracle the coffee hasn’t killed him yet.

For the love of god don’t touch his coffee machine, he has a personal one for a reason and we’re sure what he drinks could kill a god—

Agent Tarkorov

Second in command of site security, don’t let his Bulgarian accent scare you, he’s very much a fun person to be around as long as you don’t piss him off!

Commonly seen with either Felix causing mayhem or gossiping with Maya about what someone did in the office.

Dr. Maya

Your average fanfic writer, accidents-that-cause-hiatuses included!

She was roped in by the Foundation’s university program she joined thinking it was a normal school and moved out of Pakistan for it. Oh dear god she was wrong. She was so very wrong.

She also writes fanfiction about Judah and Felix-

Agent Jett

Despite being head of Security training, no one knows much of the person but he’s usually seen either with Maya and Tarkorov or drinking her ass off at the bar with Felix.

They’re nice, he promises.

Dr.Ares

Site Director themselves. She’s very professional at her job and only tolerates bad behaviour Once. Two strikes and you’re out.

He takes an interest in bugs, but wouldn’t tell a soul that besides Maya.

Almost always seen wearing a mask due to their crippling asthma. Despite that, they are in fact a medical doctor!

Dr.N

Man, what’s up with that mask??

Jett swears he’s seen those goggles before.

Besides that, He’s just your average researcher really.

SCP OCs!!!

Level: 3

Item: [[SCP-7487]] “Copycat Chisel”

Containment Class: Safe

Disruption Class: Dark

Risk Class: Notice

Level: 3

Item: [[SCP-7516]] “Blu”

Containment Class: Safe-adviso

Disruption Class: Vlam

Risk Class: Danger

Level: 1

Item: [[SCP-7517]] “Doll Best Friend”

Containment Class: Keter

Disruption Class: Vlam

Risk Class: Warning

Level: 2

Item: SCP-7519 “Environmentally Friendly Chiapet”

Containment Class: Euclid

Disruption Class: Vlam

Risk Class: Danger

Note:I’ll talk more about the SCPs in the future

Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real

an extra hour in the brick pit

Sweet eye

alt versions

old scp gifs i made

original gif from first image from angel beats and second one was a reference from the road to el dorado

what is wrong with him