YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT OUCH

YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT OUCH

a friend is planning to read tlt and I need to resist the urge to say shit like “yeah idk Gideon’s relationship with Harrow is pretty fraught at the beginning and by the end of the first book she’s still kind of on the fence about it”

Over the Garden Wall stickers I made a while ago! Happy spooky season.

Watched this video before reading Gideon The Ninth, then read it and rewatched the video. HARROW LOOKING DISTRAUGHT AND CRYING OVER GIDEON FUCKING GOT ME IN TEARS.

i don't know how many people know the existence of it, but this is genuinely:

a) one of the best covers of take me to church i've heard

b) made for the LOCKED TOMB??? like it is the entire animated sequence of gideon the ninth scenes that fit the cover so fucking well

THIS SONG WAS MADE FOR THIS ARE U KIDDING ME

THANK YOU REINAEIRY (AND HOZIER OF COURSE!!) FOR GRACING US WITH THIS MASTERPIECE

Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.

The LIBERAL Tomb

IanTHEY

Naberius TRANS

Marta DYKEas

Palamedes GENDERtus

John GAYus

Commander WOKE

GAYdeon THEY Ninth

Ortus NiGAYnad

LOVEISLOVEday Heptane

Pyrrha

Okay hold on because there are two ways this can go and both are so interesting

1. You are a matchmaker/breaker. People come to you to ask if they are tied by the red string. Your customer base is couples that are falling apart and want confirmation one way or another. It's certainly a messy job, but you are under oath to not lie.

2. You are a Private String Investigator. Your customers are single people who want to find their other half sooner rather than later. You track down their string, across all borders. Sometimes it turns unfortunate, as the other person might be in a relationship and think that person is their string. Also, you're basically stalking someone, and you don't know who until the last second, so danger is abound.

Some say that an invisible red string is tied around the fingers of soulmates meant to be together forever. As it turns out, you can see these red strings, and have therefore created a highly successful matchmaking business.