This Is The Most Op Shit Ive See All Fuckin Day

This is the most op shit I’ve see all fuckin day

jyushi aimono i say as i drop my mic and hypnotise the audience. call that shit hypnosis mic

AHHHHHHH EDDIE LOOMIS AND DIVA MACHER

Mmmm... corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pig's blood in "Carrie."

TEN FOIL AND TENNIS SHOES HAD ME CACKLING

I have a story about hygiene habits.

so I'm at a friend's house and like a noise bitch I'm looking around their sink counter while washing my hands. I find this bottle that says it's a 5 in 1 body wash, so I ask my friend about it, and apparently, it's the only soap they use and I don't know how I feel about it.

Ur friend be like:

Yan getting all hot and bothered when their darling stares them down with sultry, bed eyes, but it's just Stoner Darling high out of their mind and fighting their hardest to concentrate on a single thought-

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Yan: Oh, darling... if you keep looking at me like that... I don't know what I'll do.

Stoner Reader: It feels like I've been standing here for twelve hours... how the fuck has it only been five minutes since I walked out of the bathroom.

SAMATOKI AOHITSUGI 『 Hypnosis Mic -Division Rap Battle- 』Rhyme Anima PLUS EP.02