I Have Never Wanted To Vomit So Much In My Life. I Am Not Okay Wtf

i have never wanted to vomit so much in my life. i am not okay wtf

im so funny

It’s them

I like the phrase “hell if I know” because it implies that if I in fact do know it will bring about hell on earth

dps headcanons - at the beach!!

- i felt that because it is the start of summer and well.. i love dps, why don’t i make some hc so here i am!! enjoy!!

(also i apologise if there are any grammar/spelling mistakes!!)

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- cameron and meeks burn. they fry. meeks burns less than cameron but as soon as cameron has spent at least 30 mins in the sun, he becomes a tomato.

—> to sort that situation, cameron always supplies an umbrella for just him and meeks to sit in so they don’t burn.

- meeks and pitts walk along the rock pools, searching for sea creatures - crabs, fish etc. pittsie gets bitten by a miniature crab and pitts being pitts, runs across the length of the beach, screaming like a girl.

- todd doesn’t really enjoy swimming in the sea so he tends to stay on the edge or not go in at all.

—> he’s AMAZING at volleyball though, better than knox and charlie put together (he’s way better on land then at sea)

- charlie will be in the sea, the entire time. he gets bored sitting on the sand so he runs in the sea and splashes everyone.

- neil and todd both build a GIGANTIC sand castle together and decorate it with rocks and seashells that they (and the rest of the poets) have collected

—> meeks helps to build a moat around the castle and fill it with water!! (amazing building skills)

- knox wants (needs) a tan to impress others (chris) but charlie keeps snorting and laughing at him telling him that she won’t care (she really doesn’t)

- the only people who don’t go in the sea are todd and cam but at one point charlie dragged cameron to the shore next to todd and shoved him into the sea. cameron was obviously not pleased.

- water fight!!! the poets totally have a water fight in the water (splashing around) and charlie screams when he gets salt water in his eyes.

- pittsie forgets to wear any suncream and accidentally burnt his ears, nose and shoulders. he complains about how much it hurts and how it feels like he is dying from the sun.

- mr keating agreed to take the boys to the beach and he sat on a old-fashioned deck chair with his sunglasses on (he also provided the cooler with food in)

GOD THE SHIT I'D DO TO PROTECT THIS PRECIOUS BOY 😭😭😭😭