Very Excited For This Ngl

Very excited for this ngl

REAL he is simply The Best

Tim Stoker I hardly Know her!!!! laugh please

LONG hair ecofash

I hate (love?) this fucking dweeb

50% of you are bonkers I guess

Please. Help.

The girl I'm dating and I both think that we sleep on the left side of the bed. I'm coming to terms with the fact that she may be a psychopath and I don't know what's real anymore.

if you don't do anything else today,

Please have a moment of silence for the people who were killed instead of freed when news of emancipation finally reached the furthest corners of the american south.

have another moment for the ledgers, catalogs, and records that were burned and the homes that were destroyed to hide the presence of very much alive and still enslaved people on dozens of plantations and homesteads across the south for decades after emancipation.

and have a third moment for those who were hunted and killed while fleeing the south to find safety across the border, overseas, in the north and to the west.

black people. light a candle, write a note to those who have passed telling them what you have achieved in spite of the racist and intolerant conditions of this world, feel the warmth of the flame under your hand, say a prayer of rememberance if you are religious, place the note under the candle, and then blow it out.

if you have children, sit them down and tell them anything you know about the life of oldest black person you've ever met. it doesn't have to be your own family. tell them what you know about what life was like for us in the days, years, decades after emancipation. if you don't know much, look it up and learn about it together.

This is Juneteenth.

white people CAN interact with this post. share it, spread it.

CENTRICIDE SLEEPING

Ancap

Sleeps like a cat on its back

Somehow taking up the whole gosh darn queen sized bed despite being a skinny little gnome

You will be sleeping on the floor, sorry

Monogrammed silk pajamas

Snakeskin eye mask

Gets high and has spa night

Has NFT throw pillows

Ancom

Sleeps in an oversized Dead Kennedys shirt

Facedown on the bed with their face to the side

Usually brushes their hair (with their hands), washes their face (with tap water), and brushes their teeth (with a bottle of Jack) before sleep

Will sleep on top of you in a child’s pose type thing

Twin bed

Commie

(One mention of malnourishment)

Sleeps like a board. Like how they teach you to sleep in socialist efficiency school or sm

Insomniac

Tortured by pressing philosophical questions

Dunks his head in a year old bucket of rubbing alcohol to get clean

His pajamas are just a pair of sweatpants

Holds his day clothes while he sleeps because if he doesn’t he can feel his ribs through the blanket

YOU WILL sleep on top of him for OPTIMAL HEAT CONSERVATION

(And so he can pet your hair and whisper his anxieties to you in Russian)

Military cot

Blueman

Stole Ancom’s pillow; sleeps on his side hugging it

Very very very ashamed of this

I TOOK IT AT THE BEGINNING OF CENTRICIDE IT DOESNT HAVE THAT DEGENERATE’S GERMS ON IT

Toothpaste, floss, hot shower, soap, hairbrush

Tank top and striped pjs (he hates himself and they are covered in filth)

Drools a lot

He will grab onto you like a leech

Your faces are like an inch apart

You’re on your sides facing each other and he’s squeezing you like he’s consuming your mortal form and digging his raggedy nails into your back

If you’re asleep he will reposition your limbs. If you’re both asleep he will reposition your limbs