Snooze Button AU: Beta Darling

Snooze button AU: Beta Darling

Sfw:

😴: She is overworked by her Alpha superiors.

😴: Insomniac

☕: Coffee is 75% of her bloodstream at this point.

🤓: Is bilingual. Speaks both English and Japanese fluently.

🤓: She's chubby.

🤓: Isn't too picky for partners. But doesn't like when some Alpha's get too demanding.

🤓: Isn't Interested in having a mate at the moment. Honestly, it takes a lot to gain her attention in such a way.

🤓: Isn't a witch or practices witchcraft or anything, but she likes crystals and likes to use tarot cards. She likes to use them before she starts her day and goes to work.

☕: When she goes on her usual coffee run for her team, she stops by the bakery to pick up some sweets 🍡🍩🍪

☕: When the darling is working overtime, she's usually spotted in one of her favorite coffee shops that's open 24/7.

😴: Her scent is a strong yet calming scent of lavender, with hints of cinnamon and coffee beans.

🤓: Feeds the cats that are are near her favorite bakery and Condo.

🤓: Wears glasses.

🤓: Allergic to grass and dust.

🤓: Suffers from slight asthma ( it used to be bad when she was younger ).

😴: Has really good hearing. It's to the point it makes her a very light sleeper.

☕ You have an emotional support animal and it's a bird.

☕ You read and make fanfiction. You also have an NSFW account.

☕ You love video games.

🤓 You'd either be mixed with a Border collie or a Corgi.

☕ You like resin crafts.

😴 When you do sleep and don't just take power naps, you document your dreams. You know dreams in general have meanings, and you try to catch as many as you can.

🤓 You're looking into learning other languages. Such as Dutch, French, or maybe Russian.

😴 Certain sounds can quickly put you to sleep.

😴 Certain scents can just as quickly wake you up.

🤓 You don't trust some of your superiors.

🤓 Some of them make you internally question their authority and/ or if their actions are really for " The people ".

🤓 Like the time you overheard some of your Alpha co-workers say that they'll up the Omega's already high fertility rate with fertility pills.

🤓 Or how they're banning some of them to not going into certain places.

🤓 And the list goes on. It's also a bit of a mind fuck too...

🤓 It makes you feel like you're living in a dystopian reality..........

Y'all just don't know how this has been drying up and collecting mold in my drafts 😑, but I finally managed to complete it 🙂. This was fun regardless and this had Dystopian A/ O/ B themes. Liked the idea of the darling just knowing what's going on.. but can't truly do anything or doesn't know what to do. Rather dark to be honest. I promise the next 3 would be a bit more lighthearted. Well until next time my little tainted Angels, see you soon 💜❤💜~

Yandere 2p Canada: James Mathieu Williams

Sfw:

- James is a Tame Yandere, Violent Yandere, possessive Yandere, and overall a well- aware Yandere.

- One of the main possible reasons he's fell for you is your quite nature, Love and respect towards animals, and/ or you being a pretty chill person he's not used to ( He spends a good majority of the time getting 2p America out of trouble and/ or spending time with the other Face fam members, which isn't always the most down to earth and normal thing to do half of the time )

- But once he's fallen for you, it's only a matter of time before he latches on to you.

- Another thing is it's hard to draw James attention romantically, so this gives him and even more reason to latch onto you.

- James likes to take you to secluded isolated parts of nature. He likes being alone with you and that you are the only that could interact with only him.

- Likes to gift you small yet thoughtful gifts. In the inside he's gets all mushy and flustered knowing that you liked his gifts and is using it; on the outside he sports a cute, small, noticeable blush with his usual stoic facial expression. ( Low-key loves to spoil you when he has the chance )

- You are among the very few that's allowed to call him James with out something bad happening to you. By bad I mean being wacked in the face with a incoming hockey stick. ( Call him Jamey out of no where he'll get all flustered and embarrassed, it's truly an adorable sight to see 😙💜 )

- Likes to call you maple, maple leaf, or a shorter version of your name.

- A gentle giant towards you, but a unhinged homicidal Lumberjack towards others that poses as a threat towards the both of your relationship.

- Ends his rivals in many brutal ways. But the most common is blunt trauma by his bob wired hockey stick, getting mauled by his bear Kuma and eaten by him, and him and 2p America playing a sick game of tag team and roulette with the poor rival.

- kidnapping you will take some time, but with the help of his family; it'll be less time consuming and difficult. This brings me to my next point-

- James have the help of his family ( 2p FAE ) and nature on his side; plus this man is towering, broad shoulders, and is built like a wall; That and he also has a man-hunting polar bear on his side. So....... I wish You the best of luck Angel........

- Doesn't like punishing you, it secretly hurts him too. But if he has to he will. One of the more Common punishments he use is locking you up in a cold shed for a night or two, basically solitary confinement in the wild. One of his more extreme punishments is leaving you in a freezing forest for days and letting you survive out there until he thinks you've gotten your act together. Don't worry he knows the forest very well and is constantly watching you, to make sure you don't injure your self to badly and doesn't manage to escape.

- Overall isn't a completely bad Yandere, he seems pretty neutral to me. Tho that doesn't mean he's a force to be reckoned with. Is still and could be very dangerous. So my best bets is that you don't get on his bad side......

Nsfw:

- True James maybe a gentle giant towards you. But in the bedroom is different. He is in no means gentle with you in there ( yes, he is very careful with not accidentally hurting; but he kind of likes man- handling you ).

- Could go a whopping 7-8 rounds. But to not intimidate you, he goes 2-4 rounds.

- Likes role-play from time to time. His favorites are playboy bunny and French maid.

- Usually a Dom, but there is those rare occasions were he'll bottom and let you take control. ( Like Lazy morning sex )

- Into some Food play then he likes to lead on. He likes the use cold whip cream and maple syrup, so prepare to get sticky afterwards.

- Shower sex is definitely a thing in the both of your sex life.

- Occasionally he'll be soft and gentle with you. ( Like your first time together, anniversary, etc. )

- Has a cuteness fetish. It's a guilty pleasure he likes to get off on.

- Doesn't want toys in the bedroom unless it's for Role-play. Other than that, he doesn't want toys in the bedroom. He believes he's the only thing that could please you.

- Has a slight Daddy's kink.

- Usually the both of you do it in the Bedroom or living room, but outdoor sex isn't off limits either ;)

- Remember when I said he has a slight Daddy's kink, well if you decides to be a brat or was being bad that day; James will spank you. So prepare for a ripe bottom ass after sex. This also bleeds into my other point-

- James will fucking rail you into complete an utter exhaustion. You thought Man- handling was one thing, but pissing him off to the point of drilling into you is another. So prepare having your back blown out afterwards.

- Aftercare is always looked forward to the both of you. You're tired and most likely sore and James sweats like a beast afterwards. So James gets up and runs a bath for the both of you. After the both of you are done bathing; James changes the sheets, puts some fresh clean clothes on the both you, then cuddles you until the both of you are lulled to a well needed nap.

Well this was fun 😄. It was an random Idea of mine I had sticking around in my drafts for a while now, and I'm happy I finally got to finish it ✨. Well until next time my Little Tainted Angels, see you soon ~ 💜❤💜

Angel AU: Bitch Darlingsona

Sfw:

🔗 You're either a human, Demon, Fae, or Angel in this AU in general.

😈 But for the sake of these headcanons, you'll be a human.

😈 And you are not a good human...... At all.

😈 you're a bad one. Little to no redeeming qualities what's so ever.

😈 You're slick as you are sneaky, and quite the little manipulator. Plus you're very selfish.

🔗 A few examples to show how evil you can be.

🔗 1; You're next-door neighbors with a sweet college student. He has a pet bird who is his emotional support animal, like many other pets out there. The bird is rather sweet and is loyal to its owner, so he's free from his cage most of the time. The problem for you is that it's quite noisy and you never liked birds. So one day you had enough of it and looerd the bird into yours. You fed the bird homemade bird food.......... with rat poison mixed in with it. You didn't get caught when you're distressed neighbor found his sweet birdy lying there incredibly sick and weak.

🔗 2; you sprayed weed killer on your elderly neighbor's prized garden after her husband broke his promise twice for not mowing your lawn for you. Now the thing about this elderly couple is that they don't have a lot of money. So the elderly woman has heart disease, and that requires her to eat healthy foods to help combat it. So to save money and as a nice little hobby, she started a little garden. With years of care, patience, and love the garden become one of her most prized possessions. Her husband on the other hand is a kind patient man that suffers from dementia because of his age. You paid the old man to mow your lawn for you while you're out of town for 2 weeks, you were going on vacation. When you get back, your lawn wasn't mowed and it grew 3 inches. You asked the old man why he didn't do what he paid you for. He told you he must have forgotten and apologized for it. You decided that you'd be a bit lenient with him and tell him to do your lawn for you when you do on your next trip with your team. The trip was coming up in about 3 weeks. So you gave him plenty of reminders of what he needs to do within said 3 weeks. The day came for your trip and you reminded the old man one last time to make sure he mowed your lawn while you were gone. It didn't happen because when you got back, your lawn wasn't mowed and it grew 4 1/2 inches. Now fed up and money wasted, you paid someone else to do it while you were scheming. You decided that you were going to make their pockets hurt and cause a few tears to fall. Their 3rd honeymoon was coming up in 4 weeks. They saved up money for a whole month to hire a good housesitter. When the day came and they left before the housesitter came your sprayed a shit ton of weed killer on the elderly woman's garden. Because of their lack of money to get security cameras and no witnesses around to catch you in the act, you didn't get caught.

🔗 3; You put gorilla glue in your old college friend's shampoo. Your old friend used to be just like you, an evil bitch. She slept with you at the time boyfriend, and even still after all these years, you didn't get over it. Now your engaged old friend invited you out to eat to catch up with her. You accepted her invitation and had a plan in mind. You got to say, she did a complete 360° over the years. But that still didn't spare her for what you had planned. You acted like you drastically changed over the years too to fool her and make yourself the least likely culprit. So when you went to her house, you told her that your have to go to the bathroom/ you were on your time of the month, so you needed to attend to that business. You snake your large tub of gorilla glue into the bathroom with you and started searching for her shampoo. When you found it, you poured out more than half the bottle and started squeezing the glue into the shampoo bottle. When finished, you stayed a little longer to catch up. Then you left to go home. About 2 weeks have passed and you got curious as to what could your old friend be doing. So you stalked her on Twitter and found a post saying that she and her fiance will be postponing the webbing. Gee, you wondered why ~

🔗 4; One of your co-workers stood you up, you gave them gonorrhea. One of your co-workers has been flirting with you for a little while. They have a bit of a reputation for being a fuckperson, but you didn't care. Wanting to go out to a nice place and get dicked down afterward was your plan with them, and the both of you have been low-key planning it for a month. So when the time came; you were already at the restaurant all dolled/ dressed up, sipping on some champagne. You were just waiting for them now. They stood you up in favor of another person. You being a person not liking their time and money being wasted, wanted revenge. So you were messing around with another person that's a doctor, and you got the bright idea to see what you could find to get back at them. After spending some time together and sleeping over. When they left the house to go to work, you snuck into their office and started snooping into their patient's files. Until you found this one girl. She was pretty and looked a little older than you, but you found something very interesting in her files. She has gonorrhea. Bingo. So you wrote down her number on your little notepad and decided to proceed with your little scheme when you got back home. When you got home, you quickly went to one of your burner phones to begin texting her. Over the weeks of none stop texting, you eventually gained her trust. And with that trust, you suggested her a nice date. She accepted and you gave her your co-worker's social media information. Over the next few weeks, you'd overhear bits and pieces of your co-worker's conversations. What you could piece together is that they've found someone new and they can't wait to take them out on a date. That must be her. You asked her how her date here and there, you know to get updates for your plan. She said it was going well. Until one day at work, your co-worker was unusually quiet. You asked them what was wrong and they mumbled quietly that they didn't want to talk about it. You knew why they didn't want to talk about it.....

🔗 And that's only to name a few of the things you've done.

👼 Which is unfortunate for your supposed guardian Angel.

👼 To put it simply, they're not happy with your behavior. They're very disappointed in you!

👼 You were never like this when you were younger. Sure; A bit problematic, but never think bad.

👼 At this point you're destined for a one-way ticket to hell at this rate!!!

😈 And to be honest, you didn't truly care. You've kind of embraced the fact that you'll be going to hell one day. And find it rather laughable and amusing.

👼 Not on their watch.........

👼 One day; after walking out of your boss's office, A person walked up to you asking for assistance. You grudgingly helped them after seeing if someone else can help them.

👼 But you couldn't shake the feeling that there was something strange about them.

👼 Later in the week, you found out the same person you helped was a newbie/ A new Intern. And you were tasked with helping them get settled in.

👼 You gave them a quick rundown on the rules and regulations and told them if they need anything ask ( co-worker name ).

👼 But even then you couldn't shake off that something was unnatural about them.

👼 So you just ignored them for the most part and avoided them. Thinking that the feeling you have for them will eventually go away.

👼 Boy were you wrong...

👼 You'd find white feathers appearing in your office randomly.

👼 You'd see numbers like 111 appear on your clock, despite it not happening to everyone else's clocks.

👼 Whenever the new worker/ intern will walk past you; A gentle breeze of air will hit you when the AC isn't on.

👼 Clouds will appear over your workplace, despite the weather station saying they'll be no clouds that day.

👼 You would find coins in the oddest places.

👼 And the feeling about your new co-worker/ intern has worsened.

😈 Eventually though, you had enough and decided to investigate them. Since it seems there is more than meets the eye about them.

😈 Now you wouldn't go full stalker mode on the new co-worker/ intern. Because 1; That's creepy even for you, and 2; you don't have the time. But you will ask for their social media information and stalk them on there.

😈 Over the following weeks you still suffered the strange instances, but still found nothing on the new co-worker/ intern or anything out of the ordinary. You did however find a strange symbol.

😈 Maybe they're pagan and practice witchcraft?

😈 Maybe. It was your only lead on them, so only one way to find out.

😈 After work you went to a psychic shop that was owned by 2 witches. You gave them a zoomed-in photo of the symbol you spotted in your new co-worker's/ Intern's picture.

😈 They told you that Angels or people working with angels uses those type of symbols.

😈 So you were right, they do witchcraft.

😈 Satisfied with this, you thanked them and went home. You decided to drop it.

😈 It's over right? wrong again.

😈 One day while going through your boss's security cameras. You spotted something that made you flabbergasted.

😈 The co-worker you recently investigated vanished from the CCT footage, only leaving a single feather behind.

😈 You kept rewinding it to see if you can find a logical explanation. But everything was perfectly fine. No glitch, no bug whatsoever in the system.

😈 Until the CCT began to flicker and shut off. You tried to turn it back on but it didn't work.

😈 You felt a warm touch ghost around your shoulder.

😈 Everything was completely radio silent.........

😈 You felt another touch ghost it's way on your thigh. You looked down and saw white feathers.

😈 Then you heard it.......

👼 " Do not be afraid......... "

Extra: A bit about you 💅

💅 You love material things. It just brings you great satisfaction.

💅 Another thing that brings you joy is money and sex.

💅 Speaking of money and sex, you have 4 sugar parents. One of them is your boss.

💅 You certainly have a burn book 😈

💅You have a Great Dane named Lucifer and a Cat named Beelza. So you have both fat cat and scary dog privileges.

💅 You're a bit of a crybaby when it comes down to certain topics and things.

💅 You get childish at times.

💅 You're a foodie.

💅 You're really good at cooking both Italian and Indian dishes.

😈 You're very much an opportunist and are not afraid to backstab and drag others down. This kind of stems from the fact you're selfish.

😈 Remember when those examples I gave earlier. Yeah, it's to show if anyone were to mess with your time AND money or just anything that is deemed yours, they'll find themselves in a situation they'll regret...

Hello Angels 😊. This is my newest AU. And I'm surprisingly proud of this one, and it was short to do. Now if any of you would like me to do another darlingsona for this AU, please let me know. If feel like it'll get interesting. Well until next time my little tainted Angels, see you soon 💜❤💜~

P.S. It is perfectly fine if you'd like to use my AU, just don't forget to credit please.

You gotta catch them all 🖤🌙🖤

I saw an ask on another hetalia blog that mentioned collecting x reader writers like Pokémon or something, and it made me really curious! What would your team look like if your favorite writers were Pokémon?

Oooooh another fun question.

@thebirdybrigade -Starly

@my2phetaliaheadcanons Xerneas

@kitaychan Mega Lopunny

@yandere-dark-cupid Umbreon

@yanxidarlings Gardevoir

All of which are cute Pokémon because honestly that’s the type of trainer I’d be is one that does concentrate on Aesthetics⭐️

Hello by chance are you able to do some pletonic yandere stuff??

I do 😊

Counting Sheep 🐑

Platonic Leona x Sheep beastmen GN reader 🐑😴🐑: Scenario

You were walking towards the greenhouse to get some veggies for a cooking project you're doing. Your cooking partner ditched you just to hang out with his friends. But that's okay because you'll be leaving the other half of the work for him for when he comes back.

When you got there, you made quick work to get what you need. Quickly plucking your ingredients and plopping them in the basket you had on you.

But then you heard it. Snoring. Leona's snoring. It wouldn't take a rocket scientist to find out it was him. Since Leone is known for napping in bizarre places.

Now you usually wouldn't have a problem with it, if he wasn't sleeping right by your last ingredient. You didn't want to disturb his rest because you know how annoyed and kind of bitter he'll be.

So you snuck around him, crouched down, and began picking your last vegetable.

You were about to be finished when you felt Leone begin to stir in his sleep. " * yawn*, You could have just waited to get that when I wasn't napping [ Name ]. " Leone said, now awoke.

Your tail flicked side to side and you scratched behind your fluffy ear, " Sorry. " you said with a sheepish ( no pun intended ) grin.

Leone rolled his eyes. " Since you're responsible for waking me up," Leone said while he wrapped his arm around your shoulder, " -- You're going to be just as responsible for getting me back to sleep. "

You squirmed and protested. You wanted to finish your half of the project early! " Oh, quiet lamb chop, It won't even take long for me to go back to sleep. " Leone said.

You rolled your eyes at the nickname and sighed. There was no escaping this. As Leone began to close his eyes, you got settled in your spot.

It took a little while, but Leone soon began to doze off. Soon you began to hear his snores once more but at that point, you began to doze off as well. Your ear flicked and your eyes began to get heavy. Soon you too fell asleep, leaving your now discarded vegetables beside you.

Maybe the Project can wait.........

Bonus 🐑😴🐑:

Just outside the greenhouse were 2 savanaclaw students. A mischievous hyena and a serious wolf beastmen. Ruggie was silently chuckling at the scene that laid before them and Jack was standing there secretly amused.

They were going to get Leona, but they found him with you.

The lazy Lion was practically cuddling you, even if he won't admit it.

After getting a good laugh in and watching the scene for a few more minutes, Jack and Ruggie left.

They'll just come to get Leona later then...

Hello Angel, back with another piece of writing. But this time with Leona, one of my favorites 😊. I wonder if you were to scratch his ears, would he purr like a cat 🤔? Aaanyways, I hope you all enjoyed this. Until next time my little tainted Angels, see you soon 💜❤💜 ~