"guy Who's Scared Of Women But Is Worshipped As A Fertility God Due To A Clerical Error Implying He Has

"guy who's scared of women but is worshipped as a fertility god due to a clerical error implying he has a massive dick" is the funniest character idea ever, no one is doing it like mxtx

My friends and I came up with a joke (otherwise I wouldn’t have crawled out of the cave and wouldn’t have drawn for another month)

Fuck it, the Avisos boys as cucumbers

Beelzebub is a Marketmore 76, the quintessential cucumber. You acquire a whole bunch of them aaaaand they're gone (to mold).

Bael is a Boston pickling cucumber, very crisp, takes spices very well. Also has several flavors of psychological trauma.

Naberius is an Armenian yard-long cucumber. Knows the secrets of the universe, easily digestible (those two things are unrelated).

Stolas is a Richmond green apple cucumber. He's just a little guy. Just a little war criminal. Bit thin-skinned. Vibes of a Cancer (astrological).

And finally, Amon is a lemon cucumber. Kinda wanna throw him, kinda wanna shove him in my mouth whole. Would confuse the shit out of your grandmother. Probably tastes great if you can find one.

All of them when they see [you]

Gorgeous Misty Invasions Art from chimmyming on Twitter

https://x.com/chimmyming?s=21&t=E--mYAhoHyWN-Kup-yWiBA

Luo Binghe: Shang-Shishu?

Shang Qinghua, mumbling: Goddamn it, I only get called shishu when you want something.

Shang Qinghua, out loud: What is it Junshang?

Luo Binghe: Shizun keeps mentioning things about harems and I'm starting to worry that he wants one. I don't want anyone else to be around him, but I also want to make him happy

Shang Qinghua: So you're willing to let him marry other people?

Luo Binghe: Fuck no, though I am willing to share Shizun with myself. Do you know any way I can multiply myself?

Shang Qinghua: God this is going to destroy Cucumber-Bro's ass

Luo Binghe: So you're not going to help?

Shang Qinghua: No, I absolutely am. I know about some plants that could be of help...