Klance /voltron Saying Quotes From My Everyday Life (most Are Dnd Related :3):

Klance /voltron saying quotes from my everyday life (most are dnd related :3):

Pidge: "I need proper motivation to beat up a child"

Lance: "She didn't execute him?"

Lance: "Can I seduce the mayor?" *does this anyways*

Pidge: "Smoke Greg"

Lance & Hunk: "#Blindgreg"

Hunk: "I just wanna cast spells n stuff"

Shiro: "The ONE TIME I wish I had Philip 😔"

Keith: "who the hell is Philip"

Coran: *Haves them try a drink*

Keith: "...It taste like you're making out with Cthulu"

Lance: "how do- nevermind."

Shiro: "You've successfully tied him up."

Shiro: "Lance, Pidge, Stop giggling about that."

Hunk: "IM NOT YUMMY I PROMISE 😭"

Allura: "Goodbye sluts :("

Shiro: "You can't say-"

Lance: "Slay, Buh-bye queen"

do you like men

man is a hopeless creature. i don't like much of anyone

There is something so hilarious about Morgana telling Arthur: "You're not like Merlin. He's a lover."

And Arthur looking at her like: "okay, first of all, I know that. Second of all, how do YOU know that?"

BBC Merlin - 9-1-1 crossover fic

Merlin is a 9-1-1 dispatcher. He kind of invented the whole thing when he heard of telephones and then kept at it. He figured that when Albion's need was greatest, quite a lot of people would give 9-1-1 a call and therefore bring him closer to his missing King. (Or perhaps when someone found a guy walking out of a lake or smth, Merlin would know where to find him. Needless to say, Merlin had a lot of false calls.)

One day, as Merlin is on a call with a child who's cat is stuck in a tree, a fire suddenly breaks out and a firefighter captain takes over the phone: This is firefighter Pendragon. We have a fire at xxx-xxx, I repeat, we have a fire at xxx-xxx, require additional paramedic units etc. Etc.

For the first time in Merlin's entire career, Merlin is too stunned to react. He quickly catches himself though. "I'm sorry, could you repeat your name, please?"

"This is firefighter Arthur Pendragon, from station 204."

"You mean Arthur Pendragon as in-'

*Long sigh* "yes, as in the famous lawyer Pendragon. Uther Pendragon's son."

Merlin: I meant as in the legendary King Arthur. From medieval history?

Arthur: oh? *Sounding a little less annoyed* maybe? I didn't know he had a last name. I've only seen the Disney movie

Merlin: haha alright. Dispatch x-amount of paramedics now.

Arthur: Don't you want me to ask why I'm not a lawyer? Everyone usually asks me that.

Merlin: No, if you are who I think you are, then this makes much more sense than law school.

Arthur: who do you think I- oh crap, I gotta go. Thanks-

Merlin: Merlin

Arthur: *grins* like the wizard?

Merlin: with the hat and everything.

(originally, I wanted Merlin to then go to the 204 and apply to be their paramedic but this makes a ton of sense to me too.)

Klance; Lance trying to hint hes likes keith (early seasons prob)

Lance: Hey Mullet, You smell like trash, can-

Keith: Excuse you?? For your information, its the stupid altean shampoo and stuff that, oh yeah, you use too!!

Lance: wha- nono Keith I-

Keith: *already walked away*

Hunk: Dude, you genuinely can do better than that.

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Keith: *Training probably idk*

Lance: Hey mullet!! Is your dad a boxer?

Keith: ...no he's dead?

Lance: oh..shit....I'm really sorry man

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Lance: NO, CAUSE SERIOUSLY, WHY CAN'T I JUST LIKE, FLIRT WITH HIM LIKE I DO WITH EVERYONE ELSE? WHATS WRONG WITH ME SHIRO?

Shiro: Nothing’s wrong with you, it's probably only because you like him so much?

Lance: Maybe? Ugh, this is so stupid. Maybe I should just be straightforward.

Pidge: *appears from nowhere* Ask him out in spanish, he knows it.

Lance: Bet, thanks. *Leaves to find keith*

Shiro: What? Keith doesn't know Spanish?

Pidge: I know.

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Lance: Keith..?

Keith: hm?

Lance: *Smiles softly* Te amo...

Keith: did...you just call me an emo tea, in spanish???

Silly goofy voltron emojis for you

I didnt want to call keith emo (even tho he is) so i just called him pretty, cause its true