I Might Be Obsessed W Mf's That Do A Goofy Ahh Jump When They're Posing

I might be obsessed w mf's that do a goofy ahh jump when they're posing 😭

I've also realised i may be addicted to saying goofy ahh Only 6 months late to the treng this time

y’all won’t be satisfied until you run every black writer off this app and I’m so serious. Yes, I’m being rude to anybody that takes time out of their day to post some dumb ass remarks (a recycled one at that) and uses it to disrespect black writers of any capacity. Sitting up screaming about wanting more representation and the black reader fics being nonexistent but y’all get mad about everything. Yes, I’m cussing y’all out everytime I see it and I’m blocking idc. Free, FREE content that people took time to create, y’all are being nasty about it. We don’t owe y’all grace or kindness. Especially when we can see the hypocrisy. Go to hell with gas undies on and leave us alone. And please write whatever y’all want and fuck these people. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

Connie doesn’t know how to be a proper gentlemen with his girlfriend but at times he tries. As he walked with his girlfriend and saw a giant puddle just waiting for her shoe to step into it he decided to do the right thing, in his silly brain. He hurriedly took his sweatshirt off and placed it on the puddle. He saw her stop with a startled reaction, that made a proud smile get on his face.”can’t let my lady just step in a muddy puddle right?” It made her chuckle when her eyes looked at the right side to the puddle, a empty non-puddle walk way.

Usually she would be a smart ass to her boyfriend and deliberately walk the other way but she liked the happy smile that got on his face when he got his way. She stepped onto the now wet sweatshirt on the pavement and chuckled seeing him close his eyes smiling, a mental “yes!” Echoing inside his nogin probably. a giddy smile was still on his face as he locked his arm with hers

all the people who write connie x readers have my heart.

i love me some armin bitch 🧍‍♀️.

WOWZA WE NEED PT 2!

synopsis: eren gets his bimbo gfs a new toy

paring: eren x bimbo!reader x bimbo!mikasa

a/n: this is so nasty y’all

“so how do we use it?” you and mikasa sit on your bed, staring down at the thick and long pink dildo that had two sides to it. “why does it have two tips?” your poor empty heads couldn’t fathom how you were supposed to use this thing. your pussies were growing wet and hungry though, this ache was irritating you. you had to figure this out somehow.

“i-im gonna try first.” mika stood up and slipped off her tight skirt while you gawked at her powder soft ass. her panties were next, pink fabric moving down her thighs and being kicked off somewhere. you watched as she took the lead, her lips forming a larger O every time the tip of the pink dildo stretched her pretty cunt more. she didn’t think she could fit anymore of the length into her pussy, the big thing having no room to maneuver inside. mika sat there looking like the dumb little bitch she was, all fucked out with nothing being done to her.

“that’s all that goes in?” you asked. your lips poked out and frowned. “that can’t be. your pussy was so hungry mika.” call it selfish, but you just wanted to see your girlfriend stuffed with more than that. when it occurred to you that the way to get pleasure was to have someone on the other end, you ran the tip down your gooey folds, instead of stuffing it inside, you lowered your hole down onto it, walls sucking on the thick girth and pushing it farther into mikasa. “ah! that’s how it works mika look!” you said, grinding yourself on the double sided dildo and fucking it into the pretty girl sat across from you. you could see her slick trickling down the fat of her ass, pussy being drowned with all of her wetness. the sounds she made, coming from both her mouth and cunt sounded like what you’d hear while entering through the gates of heaven. mikasa went absolutely dumb and you had no clue why.

“y/n nnngh, m-my pussy, ‘s full so full!” she cried out, drool spilling from the corners of her mouth. you wanted to be closer, wanted to grab on those pretty plump titties while fucking the dildo into her. you were in luck because mika wanted to do the same to you, watching your hard, pierced nipples bounce on your brown mounds made her needy, so needy that the girl was accidentally pushing the dildo deeper into your hole, fucking the shit out of you while trying to scoot closer. “yesss! yes yes yes shiiiit~” her head fell back, short black tresses tickling her neck.

“ahh mika, nnngh fuck stop that! you so deep in me!” you moaned, getting used to the nice painful stretch after a while and going completely brain dead. “wanna suck your titties y/n, wanna~ awwwhh!” she finally scooted close enough to where not only your nasty, wet clits were touching, but the dildo had reached full capacity inside of you both. you both inched closer until the thing disappeared. both of you now needy and grabbing at each others titties as those puffy wet clits were grinding on each other, creating a cute little vanilla and chocolate swirl. you fucked like rabbits, wanting to get closer and closer when there was no where to go.

“mika wanna cum on your pussy fffuck i’m gonna~” your stupid little minds were worried about nothing but bringing each other to a climax. “hahhh c-cum cum cum! fuckkk y/n cum on my pussy pleasee!” disgusting high pitched moans filled the room, sticky and creamy cunnies bouncing off each other, and hands gripping and prodding at one another until your chests heaved and orgasms overtook your cute fucked out bodies. those holes were so sore and full, but you always had room for one more.

eren’s keys jingled in the door, finally getting the thing unlocked and coming home to a beautiful sight. he watched his babies satisfy themselves with the new toy he left for them. he knew you couldn’t wait for him to arrive home anymore, so he decided to get you a little play thing. he was afraid you two weren’t going to understand how to use it, just how you didn’t understand anything without him dumbing it down for you two. but when you were horny? you’d always figure it out. “oh my girls liked daddy’s present? mhm stuffed the whole thing inside, daddy can’t even see it.” eren had two hands for many reasons, rubbing at both of your clits was one of them.

“daddy, missed you, you took too long.” you whined. you and mikasa were now hungry for his thick digits, bucking your hips up which you didn’t know would cause the dildo to reach deeper, kissing your sensitive cervix.

“nah daddy got here just in time, warmed those cunts up for me right?” he smirked, dick growing rock solid at the way your sticky skin smacked together, chasing another high. “that’s all my bitches know how to do, look pretty and make sure those pussies keep cummin, daddy’s dumb little girls right? can’t think for yourselves but can definitely fuck for yourselves hm?”

“n-not true daddy, we can do things ourselves, look!” mikasa’s head jerked and referred down to the way you two learned how to fuck on the toy.

“just like i said, only learn when it comes to those pussies, since you think you know everything how bout you fill that other hole with my dick?” eren was quick to push those boxers down and force himself inside mikasa’s snappy little mouth. to think you were the one who was usually giving the back talk. you must have been rubbing off on mikasa lately. “cmere y/n, you taught her that? all that talking back shit? suck on these balls then, think you got enough brains to be teaching shit, let’s see em then.”

this was exactly how eren loved unwinding after a day of work, his two pretty bitches swallowing his cock, with their pussies swallowing a nice thick toy. his babies, he looked at the two of you with so much love, hands caressing both your cheeks that were so full of his dick and balls. so did you and mika, not only looking at eren with the uttermost love and desire, but looking at one another as well.

“we love you daddy.” you and your girlfriend came up off his dick to say in unison. your cheeks pressed together with goofy smiles plastered on your gorgeous faces, looking like something right out of a porno.

“daddy loves you more.” eren cooed, bringing you both to his lips for the most disgusting yet passionate kiss ever, your three tongues dancing across each other, wanting this, each other, forever and ever and ever.

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