Wisteria Hysteria In Long Sutton In Somerset ~ Acreswildgardendesign

Wisteria Hysteria 🌿🤍🌿🤍🌿 in Long Sutton in Somerset ~ acreswildgardendesign

5 things your character can't do while speaking

Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about what choking is and imagine speaking while it’s happening. That would fuckin’ hurt, man.

Hiss. Look, it’s just not possible, okay? No matter how “evil” you want your character to seem.

Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesn’t snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE SPEAKING.

Shriek. Come on, 99% of the time, “shriek” is not the word you want.Let’s face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Don’t bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.

Sneer. I’m not even going to bother explaining this one. “SNEER” ISN’T EVEN A SOUND.

i do not care if i reblog something ive reblogged before my memory is weaker than the lead in a mechanical pencil

Nothing chaps my ass any more than customers being rude to retail workers and servers.

Like it’s the cashier’s fault that all the “Insert Latest Toy Fad Here” sold out before you could get one because, you know, that cashier is also in charge of inventory.

These folks are out there just trying to make a buck just like the rest of us, and they don’t deserve hate for things that are out of their control.

I feel like this is the plot of the first john wick movie

You are a demon who ran away from hell and decided to live in the human realm in disguise all was going well until a someone breaks into your house kills your dog and steals your car. Without knowing what you are.

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