Random Thought:

Random Thought:

Regarding Genderbent Sanji, I refuse to believe that she wouldn't still flirt with all the women.

Aka, Genderbent Sanji is a Lesbian

Fav Story Ideas to read or wish I could read:

Sakura oneshots where she realizes that ’Team 7’ was not good for her, and moves on, whether before the time jump, or after Sai and Yamato join

Sakura as someone who’s mindset is changed after Wave mission, (no one has to realize it though) and works harder and surprises everyone in the Chuunin exams? Or, alternatively, is not a medic? Like: Genjutsu expert? Sensor? Senbon?

Midoriya oneshots where he is connecting with other traumatized children, and them finally going ‘oh, he gets me because he was me’ or he realizes that his and Bakugos relationship is not okay or healthy and his redemption should not be through silence. or Midoriya and teacher trauma.

Oc stories where the OC isn’t overpowered and the canon characters are realistically portrayed. Alternatively, OC characters in the canon universe with little to no interaction with canon characters

Vigilante Midoriya fics where he isn’t just snarky with coffee, sleep problems and trauma and in the 1A Hero Course. (Like yes, that is good, but what about other UA courses? normal schools, online schools? What about a Vigilante who can’t help fight fight, so he always makes sure to get the victim out, or waits until after the mugging (but only mugging specifically) and identitifies them and sends that to the police, but first makes sure the victims okay? What about having gone towards the Hero Course and been rejected by Toshinori, and that’s why he never believes Eraserhead? Or, you know, switching it up from Eraserhead to Midnight: undercover work? or Naomasa: texting/leaving paper nicely and without snarky comments -like Izuku literally doesn’t know what could be wrong about this? Or Present Mic: Present Mic sees Izuku in Vig. form taking care of a mugging victim/is the mugging victim and wants to know who he is because that is great hero work on the internship , but can’t find him, and so he gets really into it?

(In essence, I want soft not-‘illegal’ ’vigilante’ Midoriya who uses his First Aid Training/EMT training at night for the benefit of others, drinks tea (black, green, grey?) and is confused why people are trying to find his identity “Its not that important?”)

Sakura x anyone other than Naruto, Sasuke, Itachi (sometimes) and Ino (Ino is great but variety?)

Any plot based Zabuza fic? Ever? Sasuke Bashing, All Might Bashing, Canon Eraserhead bashing (but only canon, not fanon), Sir Nighteye Bashing, Nagisa’s mom bashing, Korosensei bashing (but only slightly because of God of Death’s backstory), Nedzu bashing (sometimes) Shinsou bashing (also only in address to his judgement of others based off their quirk: like literally thought his quirk would carry him through all matches and did nothing to prepare? Assumed that Midoriya’s life was perfect? And Todorokis? And doesn’t hate Bakugo? Or see any trauma signs/toxic relationships signs in Bakugo/Midoriya’s relationship at ALL?) MHA plot bashing, Naruto gov bashing, Kakashi bashing (but depends), Mineta bashing, Jiraiya bashing, Afo bashing -dumb plans and dumb manipulation potato man, and HPSC bashing, Mary Sue bashing,

Hagakure time! or Hatsume time!

Assasination Classroom shenanigans with Karasuma,

The Losers, but as a group and shenanigans happen. Consider the one with Mary Sue bashing.

Jensen getting mad and kicking butt because someone hurt his friends and thought he was the weak link

Sakura time travel fics (either wakes up in younger body, or wakes up as thrown back in time, still in her body) , Naruto time travel fics (thrown back in time, still adult body) Apocalypse Midoriya time travel fics (like Nomu apocalypse, usually w/o quirk)

Missing nin Sakura

Librarian Midoriya

Actually nice Bakugo and Midoriya background but Midoriya is still quirkless and Bakugo knows this

Villain Bakugo - from Midoriya perspective, but Class 1A and Izuku are still heroes

Bakugo with Ofa and Midoroya still quirkless and Midoriya knows that All Might had done this (he either guessed from Rooftop scene or he was forced to give it up) and he resents, but does nothing because what is he supposed to do?

Finally: Manga crossovers that make one person seem shady because of their skills, but its really just because they were involved with the other world

Okay I saw this on a fic where theres a group of Quirkless people but they banded together and they call themselves Baselines because Quirkless is a slur. Anyway, idk what the fic was called (it only had like two chapts) but it got me thinking

(And also the fic called Present Your Past, Heart White-Laced (Prove That You’re More Than A Sum Of Your Parts) by Otakku6337)

Anyway, so what if because Quirkless people do not have Quirks, they follow Lamark’s Evolution theory more (because people have a state where their body adjusts to their quirk and it’s affects/prepares for the quirk and its effects (like Ochako‘s fingerpads and her being better with nausea and force than most) which is why late quirks are more powerful (the body needed more time to prepare) (unless they just didnt have the right thing their quirk used (like if you eat pineapple to turn different colors, but having never eaten pineapple before) I’m getting off track.

Consider that if their body does not need to adjust to a quirk (which would also take up brain space because to the brain a quirk basically a giant new muscle) they would spend time adjusting to the environment. Their junk DNA (more than a normal person who has a quirk) and the adaptability part of the DNA which would be slowly replaced/awakened with/into functions and adaptations specific for a quirk would instead be used to create small mutations that help them survive their environment. Getting repeatedly burned? Skin adapts to become more flame resistant. Breaks bones repeatedly? Instead of just the break becoming more resistant, the entire skeletal structure starts becoming more force resistant. Gets bruises often? Blood vessels become stronger. Just like when you work out your muscles break down then are built up stronger but with more cells.

Raccoon Izuku AU

When you found a thing and it is cursed and terrifying, but your brain goes... What if.. and now it is a Thing.

Prompt comes from https://archiveofourown.org/works/25455724/chapters/61756255#workskin by Teobot, check it out please because credit.

Anyway, Raccoon Izuku

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Izuku is heading home after a long day, shoulders still smarting from school when he hears something in an alleyway. A clang and a couple loud voices. He knows he shouldn't look, or intervene at all, but Izuku has always been bad at listening to reason. He peeks into the alleyway, and then immediately hides behind the corner, chest heaving. Five guys, all surrounding someone on the ground. He's pretty sure he saw something metal flash, and oh my god they are going to kill someone. He chances another glance. He was right, the leader is holding a knife. He leans back trying to catch his breath. If he leaves, they are going to kill that person! But, if he stays, they might kill him! Or worse, recognize his uniform, trackhimdownfindouthe'squirklessandandattackhismomandthenshemightdieandtheyhewouldbetotallyaloneandohmygodhewasnotpreparedtodealwiththistoday.

Something catches his eye from the dumpster. A horridly bright neon pink stuffed raccoon head. Will it work as a distraction? The voices grow louder. He makes his choice and opens the dumpster to get it. And immediately regrets his decision because this isn't a stuffed animal head to throw, this is a fursuit. He almost laughs, because what is his life now. Then he slips the mangled but untorn suit on. It smells awful, but, if this works, the shock factor will be enough to scare them away. Or at least give him enough time to get the victim to run away. Hopefully. Maybe. He sends a brief thanks to his mom, just in case, and gets out of the dumpster. And almost immediately falls on his face. Then he is up and running but it's the wrong direction, it's towards the thugs not the victim and he's pretty sure he's some sort of noise but he's not sure what.

The first thug turns, sees him, drops the gun and bolts. The other four share confused looks before bolting too, directly into the wall, where they collapse, unconscious. Izuku stumbles to a shock, trips again and catches himself on his hands. He did not expect that to work at all. He's pretty sure his life passed before his eyes and Jesus he needs to spend less time watching All Might documentaries. There is a rustle on the right and a soft 'what the fuck?' and Izuku snaps his head over, neck cracking. The victim visibly bluescreens. Izuku makes direct eye contact, and then it hits him. He just saved someone. While dressed in a suit. A raccoon suit. What the heck. Relief and adrenaline bubble up in him, and Izuku's shoulders start shaking, trying to keep the laughter in. He fails. Out of the corner of his eye, he sees the person back out of the alley, but he is too busy trying to catch his breath. When he finally stops, he realizes that he can hear the distant sound of police sirens. And Izuku has another realization. He really doesn't want to explain this. Ever. To anyone. So he stands up, finds the right alleyway home and starts running.

Omake:

"Final question," Naomasa says, pad and paper in hand. "Who was it that caught you?"

The criminal changes from quiet to terrified and he abruptly starts blubbering. "I-I dont know man- it came from the dumpster and it was bright pink, oh God why was it pink and it was screeching and running at us and please please please can you put me in jail I don't ever want to see it again. It was big, why was it so big, I'm never going down an alley ever again just take me away please."

Naomasa writes the words down, then slowly blinks and looks back up. "What?"

The criminal leans forward, eyes flicking about nervously "Please get me out of here, I don't want it to come back, last month my brother lost his eye to a territorial raccoon over a piece of chicken and that one was normal sized. You gotta get me out of here before it comes back. I don't wanna be raccoon food man. Please."

Naomasa gestures for the policemen to take him away, bewildered because his quirk listed all of that as true. None of them had been lying. He had thought it a fluke, but no, even the victim had said something about a "deranged pink raccoon that stared into the soul and then started chittering/laughing." How is he going to explain any of this to the police chief? Or file paperwork? Does this count as an animal attack? He genuinely doesn't want to know.

Notes: In this story his laughter is now high pitched and quick, so yes, he did sound similar to a chittering raccoon. And yes, I can't spell Naomasa's last name for the life of me, so he stays Naomasa.

You know that one post about the girl (I think?) who sells her soul to Satan for a friend, and then Satan is attached? Consider I make it worse. What if Satan didn't put a time limit on that, simply because he(today Satan is a he) is patient. And he is attached, and doesn't really want her in Hell, but he can't cancel it, so he settles for letting her live a long life. However, what if the girl didn't tell him that she had a brain tumor/incurable disease and she wanted to get her bucket list done before she died with someone, but she didn't have any friends. And so Satan and her hang out every few days, but she hides her illness because she doesn't want her friend to worry. Then something happens, and Satan needs to go do something for a month or so, about four years after she sold her soul. And he comes back to find her in a coma. And he finds he can't do anything. But he doesn't know how long it will take before they decide to pull the plug. So he has to wait, and watch her slowly waste away. It takes sixth months, and by the end, she is as thin as a sheet of paper. When she pops into his throne room later in the day, the first thing he asks is "Why didn't you tell me?" And her response is "There was nothing that could be done, and I didn't want to worry you."

Imagine if Naruto, the anime/manga, actually wrote Sakura right

For those not in the know

Examples of her character not being given the chance to grow:

just becomes a medic after Naruto - no super strength she worked so hard for I guess

marries sasuke - apparently he and Naruto are just Really Good Friends, and she loves him despite all the things he did against her

after time skip, she gets stronger but literally nothing else changes

still has a crush on Sasuke after Konoha crush/actually wants to go with him? Dude he helped the guy who murdered hundreds? You think she likes him after that?

Consider that she wouldn’t be so forward with Sasuke if she had realized the first episode was Naruto flirting and not Sasuke?

Never touched on the genjutsu thing?

Tsunade is the only Sannin with real backlash to using her gift?

Sakura forgives him right away? Even though he tried to murder her? Literally on the sidelines for almost everything?