That's Not Exactly True

that's not exactly true

Feminism doesn't want to erase the differences. It's just that most differences are solely physical. And we want the world - male, female, and everything in between - to realize that no gender is worth any less because of those differences.

And rather wanting to follow "traditional" gender roles is just as fine as turning them upside down; as long as one is happy with themselves.

Also, you can't win an argument with "not all men; I'm not like that". Maybe you aren't like that, but just standing at the sidelines saying that would change nothing about the fact that still too many men think excatly like that.

The fact that most men think feminism wants to switch things so that women oppress men is also one of the main reasons why they are so against it; what they fear most is that we’ll do to them what they have done to us for centuries. They know how badly they treat us, and fear having the same thing done to them.

I'm new to the whole tumblr thing, but I've heard a lot about it, so first things first: is the Hetalia fandom still alive or am I too late for that?

this happens when you get bored at school

no, it's okey, I didn't need my heart anyway

Fandom : Bungou Stray Dogs.

Rating : General Audiences.

Words : 1704.

Pairing : Dazai Osamu / Nakahara Chuuya.

Other tags : Fluff, Love, Romance, Dancing.

Summary : Soukoku Week Day -6- : “That time doesn’t exist” (ねぇよ、その時が)  

“Dazai and Chuuya think of ways to get along after Mori made them partners and for some reason, the only thing Dazai could think of was dancing …”

Special Note : This oneshot is the result of me watching my parents dance in the living room on the song ‘Can’t help falling in love with you’ by Elvis Presley while thinking of what to write for the Soukoku Week :“) (Yes, i know it’s a very old song rip but still-) Enjoy~

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After their multiple successful missions together, Mori decided to make Dazai and Chuuya partners which they couldn’t quit comprehend since they couldn’t see the chemistry between them for they literally bicker about everything and anything. As a result, Mori ordered them to stay together most of the time to get along.

They were against the idea obviously but here they were walking around Yokohama’s streets together for their patrol as they thought of ways to understand each other better but they just ended up getting in more arguments till Dazai thought of something as he noticed a guy with his guitare on the side of the road singing these lyrics.

‘Take my hand … Take my whole life too … For i can’t help .. Falling in love with you …’

“How about dancing ?”

“And how is that supposed to help us ?”

Chuuya was both irritated at their previous argument and confused at his suggestion but he still followed the brunet who headed to where the singer was sitting.

“Maybe if we dance together, we will complement and learn how to understand each other better .”

“No, that’s stupid ! Besides, there is no way i’m dancing with you in the middle of the street .”

“Eeh~ isn’t it just because chibi doesn’t know how to dance~”

Dazai teased then smirked at the other’s embarassed face knowing that his plan worked not waiting for Chuuya to pull him closer to the singer then hush.

“Show me how to fucking dance then !”

“Oh, so you are admitting it too~”

At the other’s irritated face, Dazai knew he should cut out the teasing if he didn’t want to be punched to the next street. He instead surprised the smaller one as he pulled his arms resting one around his own neck while he held the other as he rested his own other hand the ginger’s waist making him slightly blush.

“Just follow my moves …”

Chuuya focused on Dazai’s legs trying his best to follow his rhythm not minding all the crowd around them or Dazai’s whispers.

“Do you know this song ?”

“Nope .”

“It’s Elvis Presley’s ‘Can’t help falling in love with you’, a very old and popular love song .”

“Is that so ?”

Dazai was slightly annoyed at the other’s lack of reaction so he suddenly pulled him closer till their bodies touched.

“Hey !! What are you doing ?! I can’t see your legs anymore !”

“Pro dancing partners dance with their eyes closed, Chuuya, this is what we need to try if we want to understand each other .”

He smiled at his partner closing his eyes still trying to follow his slow moves then he turned the smile to the singer who was finally about to finish the song.

When he did, both teens stopped then bowed for the singer leaving some bills in the hat he left on the ground with Chuuya blushing again when the crowd cheered for them.

“Dancing isn’t that hard .”

“Well, obviously since i am your partner~”

“You mean because I am your partner !”

Chuuya didn’t even notice that they just went back to their usual bickering as they carried on with their patroling then he shivered at Dazai talking weirdly.

“It is because you are each other’s partner~”

At his frown, Dazai clarified.

“That was Mori-san talking .”

“Well that sounded creepy on you ..”

Dazai let out a chuckle then smiled at the ginger who never figured that what Dazai truly wanted was just to share a dance with him on that song.

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'Take my hand … Take my whole life too …’

At these lyrics, Chuuya instently turned his attention to where the sound was coming noticing a singer on the side of the street singing this song. He went closer listening to his singing while remembering how he used to dance on this song with his former partner.

When the song ended, he pulled some bills from his pocket putting them in a hat the singer left there then he was about to leave when he bumped into a taller person. He cursed under his breath everyone who was tall on this planet then looked up with a glare waiting for the other to apologize till blue eyes met those familiar hazel ones.

“Egh … what are you doing here ?”

“Walking around to skip work but if i knew i would meet hatrack, i would have definitely stayed in the Agency …”

“The feeling is reciprocated, waste of bandages !”

Chuuya used his hat to hide his face as he walked past him to leave but he instently stopped at the other’s words.

“It’s such a shame that no one is dancing on such a lovely song .”

Chuuya turned around and was about to say something if he wasn’t interrupted by he brunet who used his way too fake tone.

“But since there is no beauty around then i guess i have to make do with chibi …”

“Forget about it, even the song ended .”

“We can always ask him to sing it one more time~”

Chuuya was surprised and not ready for the other to instently head towards the singer asking him to sing the song again.

“You said you wanted to dance on it with your partner ?”

The singer glanced behind the brunet at the ginger who averted his gaze with a slight blush.

“Yes, we would love to .”

“Then i sure will sing it again for you and your shy partner~”

Dazai went back to the ginger who was looking away as the song started again.

“Take my hand, Chuuya .”

Chuuya glanced at the hand pushed towards him then at the singer and the crowd waiting for him to take it. He still hesitated for a second but ended up resting his hand on Dazai’s then letting him pull him to the middle of the crowd as they used the same postures as back then.

“We used to dance on this song a lot back then .”

“Don’t make me remember that time Elise forced me to wear a dress as we danced while she enjoyed the show with Anee-san …”

“Your face turned as red as the dress you wore that time .”

“Shut up ! You sure enjoyed ridiculing me !”

“I was also dancing with you, Chuuya … but, except our ages, i wonder what else changed from back then …”

'Everything ! Everything changed !! You left, you waste of bandages …’ Chuuya didn’t dare to say these words outloud, he opted for a simpler answer which wasn’t that simple for Dazai.

“I understand the lyrics now .”

“It took you seven years though .”

“No, it’s just four since i used to listen to it a lot when i was in France .”

“Oh, so you were also dancing on it ?”

'With someone else …’ Dazai thought but kept these words for himself not even knowing why he felt so releaved at the other saying.

“No, i used to listen to it while drinking by myself in the apartment i was staying in .”

It was a lie obviously since Dazai knew way too well why he felt relief at his words.

When the song ended, they thanked the singer then the crowd cheering for them before parting ways themselves at Chuuya using his work as an excuse to leave.

It wasn’t like anything would change between them because of this one dance after all.

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'Take my hand … Take my whole life too …’

Both Dazai and Chuuya headed to where the sound was coming as a smile found it’s way to their lips. They both stood in the crowd smiling at all the young couples dancing.

“Makes me remember our old days, i suddenly feel too old …”

“Stop sounding like an oldie, Chuuya, we’re just 57 .”

“Isn’t that old enough for you ?!”

Chuuya rested his head on Dazai’s shoulder letting his white locks that he dyed in orange again brush against Dazai’s cloth while Dazai himself didn’t really care about his brown locks that turned white or the wrinkles on their faces unlike the ginger.

“They are all so young …”

Chuuya muttered thinking of how much they grew till Dazai held his hand tighter and glanced down at him.

“When is the time for us to stop dancing on this song, Chuuya ?”

The ginger looked up at him before he grins not minding his few wrinkles showing up for once.

“That time doesn’t exist !”

They didn’t wait to join the other couples not minding the fact that everyone had their attention on them but this time, they changed postures as Dazai wrapped both his arms around Chuuya’s waist while Chuuya directed his arms around Dazai’s neck. 

They kept moving to the rhythm of the song while looking at each other with so much love and care making it seem like they were in their own little world to anyone watching them.

“Dazai ..”

Chuuya suddenly called the brunet who smiled at him letting him carry on.

“Last time we danced like this, you asked me what changed from the previous time we danced together on this song then i said that i understood the lyrics but do you know what changed this time ?”

“What changed ?”

Dazai asked still smiling then falling in love all over again for this small ginger who wore his most genuine smile and said.

“Now i don’t just understand the lyrics, i’m living them ." 

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'Take my hand … Take my whole life too …’

Chuuya smiled at the lyrics that didn’t come from a singer on the side of the street this time, they just came out from the small radio beside the ginger who wasn’t quit a ginger anymore since all his hair was white now.

"Didn’t we say that the time for us to stop dancing on this song doesn’t exist ?”

Chuuya brushed his fingers on the frame with a picture of his long lost partner with a soft smiling on his face before he puts it in it’s place then says.

“Guess we will have to dance on it again, even though we are already 72 .”

Chuuya backed slightly away then lifted one hand wrapping it around an imaginary neck as he held with his other hand an imaginary hand then looked up and smiled at an imaginary Dazai while singing.

'Take my hand … Let me follow you …  For i can’t help … Wanting to be with you …’

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