Wait Wait Hear Me Out Tavros Mullet With Shaved Sides... Sprite Edit

wait wait hear me out tavros mullet with shaved sides... sprite edit

Okay god

Aradia slides the sarcophagus lid open and gazes in wonder at John's ancient skeleton. She reaches in and picks up his skull, looking it over with an excited grin. She begins to gather his bones up and places them within an enormous pestle and mortar, and crushes them to powder. She then empties the resulting ashes into an hourglass.

I hate you guys

Okay hello! Im sorry if you requested anything but genuinely they’re boring. I dont feel inspiration to write because my asks are boring. I will have my asks open for two days. Request interesting things. We’ll see which ones i do (for the ones pending i will do them eventually) /nm

For a sprite edit, could I have yandere Aradia? With a crazed lovestruck look, maybe blushin?

Its really bad 😍😍😍

When the mutuals post homestuck 😍😍😍

seahorse :)

I know this was meant as a “you don’t know who this is” haha funny, but now it’s also a “hope you like homestuck headcanons in 2021” haha funny. I still don’t know who this is though :(( 

PAIRING(S): Cronus Ampora/Reader, Eridan Ampora/Reader, one (1) reference to Dualscar/Reader

WARNINGS: OOC Amporas (I haven’t read homestuck in almost six years), general yandere behavior, kidnapping, fighting, the slightest mention of physical abuse on bullet #3, Stockholm Syndrome (if you squint), homestuck

Be prepared to play auspistice for any and all reasons. Cronus was too rough with you during an outburst? Eridan made you cry? One has had more time with you than the other? It’s an all out brawl, and you’re caught refereeing.

They aren’t all bad, though. There’s enough brain cells between them to know how to spoil you. Havwe you evwer heard of the fivwe lovwe languages?

Cronus is all about physical shows of affection. You’re cold? Let him hold you! Missing your family? C’mere, he’ll remind you of all the reasons he loves you, of all the reasons they weren’t worthy of you. Don’t squirm too much now! You might just end up with another reminder of how grateful you should be to him for saving you.

Eridan, on the other hand, takes pride in showering you with gifts. Nothing could be too costly for his favorite human. You wish you could’ve delighted in the way he slid rings onto your fingers, kissing your knuckles with a grin. You would’ve if this relationship had been normal. But it wasn’t and you didn’t and after the second time leaving ring shaped bruises while fighting off Cronus, Eridan was forced to stop buying them for you at all. Wwhat a shame.

The two of them play this game so well, it’s not long before their flattery starts to get to you. It’s not your fault you’re here. You were just so nice, so pretty, so everything they wanted! They had to have you and, well, didn’t they go about it nicely? Really, you should be thanking them for all the things they didn’t do and there are a lot.

Bonus: You may not love their company now, but that’s okay! It takes time for humans to adjust to new settings and they’re nothing if not patient. Though, they do have ways of...hurrying the process. They know that once they let Dualscar get ahold of you, you’ll be begging for their attention.

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