Probably A Poorly Selected Query Plan For UPDATE Students SET Knowledge=... :/ Perhaps Your Prof Needs

Probably a poorly selected query plan for UPDATE Students SET knowledge=“...” :/ Perhaps your prof needs a lesson on query optimization...

just realized i have no idea what we're doing in databases despite attending every single class

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oh wait my prof doesnt take classes like a normal instructor oh no he takes 1 out of the 3 scheduled classes per week and then speeds through lectures at 5x speed man could give usain bolt a run for his money 🤦‍♀️

I want so badly for my voice to sound Good but in order to do this I have to risk sounding Bad for a while while I “work on it” and “practice”??? Very confused. I thought this was supposed to be a positive experience

Slinking into the kitchen just after sunrise, pouring myself a plateful of my flatmates cereal and then trotting back to my room with the plate between my teeth, knowing I’ve become the apex predator nature wanted me to be.

So I downloaded the tumblr app the other day and now it’s telling me I have crushes on people??? I am ACE thank you very much but also yes how did you know i didn’t think i was being so obvious :///

Tomorrow I am going to try out tide as a actix-web replacement and I will report back to you on how it goes. I’m worried because it seems a little disorganized/undirected but I think it’ll work out. I will need to pull in some new components to do connection pooling and the rest. Argh I really wish rocket had websocket support so I could use that :(

Me, ready to watch all of She Ra in one sitting, held back only by my friends who are tragically sane and correct and want to do it a few episodes at a time

first spop post in such such such a long time