HEY I'm Not At Fault Here! I Was Just Putting The Subtext Of What Gregora Said Into Words!!! I Wasn't

HEY I'm not at fault here! I was just putting the subtext of what Gregora said into words!!! I wasn't the one who came up with the concept!

CONTEXT?! PLEASE??? SEPHS W H A T?!

Go bother @wolf-pearl, this is her fault.

??????? How did this even happen???

Tublr gods please let me reply to things. I like talking. Please don't torment me like this.

It is almost 2 am, meaning it is the hour that my brain demands tributes of fluff. And so I present to you Real Extra Fluffy Hours. This time dinosaur edition.

Now I don't know if we actually think it was likely that velociraptors were pack hunters, but for the sake of this fluffy thought let's assume yes.

And as we know birds are the descendants of dinosaurs.

And baby birds imprint.

Im just saying. Imprinting + pack behavior = very loyal velociraptor pets.

Im talking about pet velociraptors that both get super excited when you come home like a dog and follow you around like little ducklings as hatchlings.

Velociraptor that both knows how to roll over and shake and does adorable birb dances.

Velociraptor that demands to be included in every hug because thats pack bonding happening right there, they need to know they are a valued member of the pack. And then the raptor sings when it gets included in the hug.

Just. Doggo birbs.

Too Bad.

For it already has been summoned.

Guys I'm having a crisis my brain suddenly threw "what if the poipole line is connected to eternatus" at me

Him

If you know, you know. If you don't, he's a feral baby eldrich cat god who is currently running the life of one very tired teen.

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