First The Pirate Poll Drama And Now The Stucky Fans Are Frothing At The Mouth Lmao. Literally I Think

first the pirate poll drama and now the stucky fans are frothing at the mouth lmao. literally i think everyone just hates the ofmd fandom bc they want what we have (queer queer romance written by a diverse writers room that actually cares about the characters and the story they're telling)

Stede's Slutty Stiddy Shirt™ for @gentlebeard

I'll never leave you. I'll never leave again.

no like shut up over this part shut up shut up shut up

babygirl is yearning so so hard

babygirl wants to get married so so bad

Guess I’ll just rewatch the last episode an embarrassing amount of times until next Thursday them

Just bros being dudes

Just bros being dudes:

In book twenty four Achilles “longs for his manhood” and by that point he has brises back. platonic yeahhhhh sureeee.

“Now you lie here slaughtered, and my heart has no want of food or drink i only want of you” yeah, straight

Have his ashes mixed with his boyfri- I mean best friends ashes. Yep, just besties

Calling his “bestie” his most beloved on several occasions. Mhm, totally not gay

Literally going insane after pats death. Yuppers, no homo there

Crying so loud the gods at the bottom of the goddamn ocean can hear you. Totally hetero

“Why TRUE HEART do you come hither to lay these charges upon me. I will of my own self do what you have bidden me.” Yes yes, only the straightest of friends call each other true heart

"Draw closer to me, let us once more throw our arms around one another and find comfort in the sharing of our sorrows."

YEAH SO VERY HETEROSEXUAL NO HOMO HERE JUST CLOSE FRIENDS COULDN’T GET ANY LESS GAY HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM