NEVER Be Vulnerable. FLUSH Your Medication Down The Toilet. LIE When People Ask How Youre Doing. SUPPRESS

NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.

All three Deadpool movies had amazing soundtracks, but the song choice for the car fight scene was inspired. 😘🤌

i don’t give a shit that he’s 6’2 i want him MOANING and WHIMPERING

unconditional full support for every person on Earth and throughout history that saw a Christian missionary and immediately killed them

Assad is dictating the rpf while he’s afk so he can type it out once he’s back on his tablet lol

Assad's incredible little rpf tirade has this wonderful "i'm new to having insane people be obsessed with me online" hubris that can only come from either the naïveté of not having been in the fandom trenches ever OR genuinely being equally as unhinged as the people writing the freakiest shit that a single tweet can contain

Babe, you are supposed to demurely pretend that you are not perceiving the vulgar lengths individuals will go to to express their fantasies of seeing your co-star's prostate be pulverized!!! Etiquette !!! Have some couth!!! Are you not a lady??!!! I need to see into his brain