Real Observations Since I Started Wearing A Wizard Hat Daily:

Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

WATCH OUT WORLD I GOT A KEYBOARD FOR MY TABLET NOW

Influx of bad takes incoming

I’ve been with my wife long enough now that the only references I have for dating are old Spider-Man comics from the 1950s

This makes it difficult to talk to my friends about their love life. They don’t seem to appreciate my suggestions to bring their dates to college science fairs or shake bars

I spent enough time on here I forgot transphobia exists whoops😬

Made the mistake of reading the comments on a YouTube video made for the general public ahahaha

I for one thought the trans woman was a badass and serving hot dishes of slap downs. Comments didn’t agree 😬😬😬

Trans girls are like shiny pokemon, lemme explain.

>pretty rare

>sometimes look a bit different, but sometimes very subtly

>exactly the same as cis women stat-wise

>some people hunt them for strange reasons

>increased chance of encounter if u have the right pin

>sparkling

>balls