Why Doesnt The Company Move Out Of LA? Why Dont They Downsize Production Costs And Stop Making Ridiculously

Why doesn’t the company move out of LA? Why don’t they downsize production costs and stop making ridiculously expensive shows? Why doesn’t Steven Lim buy a car that isn’t a Tesla? Why don’t Shane and Ryan stop dropping so much money on new ghost-finding gadgets and doodads, and instead use what they’ve already bought to investigate cheaper locations? Why didn’t Watcher do a modicum of research on their market before making a sudden (and idiotic) decision to move themselves behind a paywall? More on this at 3

could i request “such a strange girl” with vampire eddie? maybe eddie’s teasing her on how silly she is just she’s just like no ur strange >:)

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tysm for ur req!!! vampire!eddie x ditzy!fem!reader (love bites universe)

You're sitting in bed, Eddie's face plastered against one thigh and a sketchbook over the other. It's difficult to focus on sketching with a hand buried in his hair, raking through dark curls with a light enough touch to send shivers down his back.

He's half asleep. Your loving touches rouse him, and he blinks up from between your legs in question. "What?" he asks.

"What?" you ask in return. "I didn't say nothing."

"Your heart went funny."

You know it's because you were looking at him. He's maddeningly pretty no matter how deathly pale he becomes. This far into the month he's more hungry (or rather, thirsty) than not, and any human characteristics have settled. You haven't seem him blush in days, and he's an icebox. It's why you've pulled a blanket over him while he dozes.

You don't want to admit it had been from looking at him, so you defer to your sketchbook behind his head. "Got the heebies."

Eddie kisses your thigh under his mouth quickly and then turns in your lap, pushing up on his elbow to see what you've been sketching. "Yeah, I can see why that would make your heart skip. It's really good, baby. Super realistic."

You revel in his praise.

Eddie looks up at you abruptly. You blink at him.

"Why'd do you draw spiders if they give you the creeps?"

"They're cool."

"They make your skin crawl," he argues, his face close enough to see the individual colours of his irises. Like honey shot through by sunlight, a melty brown that practically oozes.

Your breath hitches. He flares his eyes at you.

"See! You only have to think about them and your heart does this little bumping thing like you missed the last step," he says, both enamoured and bemused.

"They're scary but they're pretty, too," you argue. "Like you."

He pretends to glare at you. "You're so weird."

"Says you, Vlad."

His glare turns authentic. "You know how I feel about Dracula."

“well, maybe shane was outvoted” “this is steven’s fault” “i think ryan-” these are all grown men with dick and balls

Not to talk about the watcher thing again as I’ve already kind of said my piece, but one of the most batshit insane parts of this whole unbelievable situation is that for some reason they decided that for some fucking reason the BEST time to announce this highly controversial decision was literally DAYS before they would be going on an international tour and having to face irate fans IN PERSON. Guys. What the hell. At least have the sensibility to announce a move that you HAD to have known would make people upset AFTER one of the few times you actually interact in person with your fanbase.

I hope you’re ready to investigate the Tower of London for ghosts, because I have a feeling the Londoners will be more than happy to acquaint you with the building later this week.

Insane move after insane move. Truly.

the idea of putting too many spirits behind a paywall is actually so funny to me

like no I don't think I will pay $60 to watch two grown men in their 30s sit around drinking while reading tumblr ghost stories