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Eddie Throwing His Back Out Giving You Everything He Has And Ofc It Hurts Like A Bitch The Next Day And

eddie throwing his back out giving you everything he has and ofc it hurts like a bitch the next day and he wants you again and again and again

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ITS GIVING OLDER EDDIE HELLO

18+ — MINORS DNI

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the next morning eddie’s making breakfast and he dramatically groans whenever he reaches up to grab something from the cabinets until you finally crack and ask, “what’s wrong, baby?”

he just jokingly glares at you and goes, “you destroyed my back, that’s what’s wrong. the last time i had this much sex was in my twenties, i’m not equipped for this.” he grumbles, reaching back to rub at his lower back.

you roll your eyes, stepping forward to slink your hands around his waist, pressing your body up against his back and kissing the bare skin between his shoulders, “for what it’s worth, even though you’ve got a shitty back, your refractory period makes up for it,” you joke, patting his stomach and kissing his back once again, pressing a smile into his skin when he grunts in response.

“don’t have much of a choice, do i? i’ve got a succubus for a girlfriend.”

you hum, “that’s weird, last i remember it was you asking for one more round, wasn’t it?”

you stretch onto the tips of your toes to rest your chin against his shoulder to peer down at his skilled hands hard at work preparing your meal, and eddie doesn’t bother glancing at you as he responds, “not sure, things start to blur after the third big-O.”

you hum as a teasing smile spreads across his lips, “whatever you say, big guy.” you playfully nip at his shoulder and he hisses, batting you away as you giggle, turning to lean against the counter beside him so you’re facing him, “when you’re done with this, come and i’ll give you a massage for your achey old man back, hm?”

eddie glances away from his task to look at you, “that pretty little mouth of yours is gonna get you in trouble.”

you tilt your head with a sly grin, voice smooth and sultry as you speak, “is that a threat, musnon?”

eddie let’s out an exasperated noise and looks at you with narrowed eyes, “can a man cook in peace, please? or at least without you trying to get in my pants like i’m some harlot,”

you raise your eyebrows and motion down to his crotch, the unmistakable print of his hardening length pressing against the seam of his sweatpants, “seems like he enjoys it.”

eddie playfully shoves you away then, muttering for you to get out of the kitchen and you giggle, yelping when he swats at your behind, “ow! what was that for?” you whine, rubbing at your sore cheek. eddie grins, dicing a few onions and dropping them onto the stove, “for being such a goddamn minx. get out of here before i accidentally set this house on fire.”

and even though his back hurts like hell, he still ends up drilling your shit, but you have to take over midway because eddie’s poor back really might just croak on him and he swears if that happens, you’re paying for his medical bill <3

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user1: my fave part of the race week is y/n’s museum recommendations tbf

user2: i can vision charles being dragged around this place hating his life

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user2: oops

yourusername: i’ll leave you at the hotel next time

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yourusername: okay that’s better

danielricciardo: so my farm isn’t good enough for you

yourusername: noooooo danny i thought we were going after the race?

danielricciardo: oof my bad

user3: petition for there to be a teds notebook but it’s y/n giving us a historical guide to the city the race is in

f1: we’re listening @skysportsf1

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yourusername: i don’t mean to say i told you so but i did say our day trip would be the best part

user5: girl you’re gonna get banned from the ferrari garage

yourusername: they deserve far worse than what i’m saying let’s be real

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user6: i love how charles didn’t reply ferrari has his ass ON LOCK

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danielricciardo: we can all commiserate at my farm bro

charles_leclerc: your farm better be as good as you're saying now

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user7: i'm never gonna be able to afford to go to miami so why did i read this whole thing like i'll visit some day?

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user9: did charles enjoy this one more?

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p.s. no worries, it is not full time so race week explorations will continue.

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user13: so it was true :(((((( wait i just read the whole post my bad

user14: so i guess i now need to turn my Cs into As if i wanna attend a y/n lecture

charles_leclerc: unbelievably proud of you my love - don't miss me too much

yourusername: you sure i can't persuade you to move to england with me :(

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yourusername: always

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user20: i don't wanna jinx it but like the season is going well

user21: too well....

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hear me out.

reader is a university student. she’s struggling to find a job that can work with her classes so a friend suggests she can become a sugar baby. at first she’s like, “what the fuck? no, I don’t need creepy old men wanting stuff from me”

but then a friend is like, “oh no, there’s a website for really rich men to find sugar babies. they do background checks and these men are the real deal, not some pervs” so reader kinda gives in when her friend suggests to recommend her to the company so she can make an account

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next thing you know, your profiles match and you decide to meet up, and you’re convinced you’re gonna get catfished because the guy in the photo is way too hot and way too young to be a sugar daddy. but you show up and it’s actually charles and you’re gobsmacked by how pretty he is.

cue a deal being made between the two of you: he gets to take you on his arm for events and use you as a picture perfect girlfriend that would clean up his image in the media, and you get paid more money than you even know what to do with. it seems like a simple deal with no strings attached.

but then he’s taking you out on dates to make your relationship look real. and he’s flying you out across the world and taking you on these romantic excursions and everything feels so real, but it’s not, right? it’s all just for show?

meanwhile, charles is doing everything he can to make the pretty girl who’s his fake girlfriend actually fall in love with him because he’s been obsessed since the first date and he can’t help himself. he wants to spoil you, he wants to give you the world. he wants you to actually be his, not because of some contract or deal. but you’d never feel the same, right?

i’m not spiralling what do you mean—

2 years ago

Hi I saw that you didn’t have anything written for Danny ric yet so can I request can I get something smutty along the lines of body worship with a plus size reader

-let me worship you-

summary : daniels words are not enough to convince you that you look beautiful, so he worships you for you to understand how gorgeous you look..

PAIRING : daniel ricciardo x fem!plus size!reader

WARNINGS : SMUT, Mentions of insecurity, praise, p in v, oral sex (female receiving), unprotected sex (be safe!) .

note : this is the longest fic i have every written, so i hope you like it, love!

Hi I Saw That You Didnt Have Anything Written For Danny Ric Yet So Can I Request Can I Get Something

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“My gorgeous girl,” Daniel cooed against your plump lips, his hands ran their way under and over the pajamas you had draped over yourself to cover your stomach. 

“Everything about you is so mesmerizing, every little inch.” His hands, which travelled more up your torso the further your pajama top went with them, which started to stir up the insecurity that had been eating at you.

 You lightly held his hands in place, not wanting to become more exposed than, as you already were. Daniel firstly looked at your hands and then up at your face and gave you a sad pout.

“Princess, please, let me worship you, all of you.” you couldn’t help but sigh loudly, seeing the pleading look in his eyes as you let go of his hands reluctantly. 

Daniel gave you a small proud smile as a thank you, his eyes glistened and proceeded to lift the pajama top over your head to completely expose your torso to him. 

You knew you shouldn’t feel embarrassed by it, it was nothing he hadn’t seen before, but with the insecurities eating away at you, you couldn't help but feel like a potato laying under him.

The warmth in his eyes helped the embarrassment to ease off, but not completely. 

“Why are you hiding from me, baby?” He asked softly, watching the way your face held slight discomfort to it. 

“I feel like a potato, nothing sits right on me, that cute top you like, I hate it now it makes me look…”

“Gorgeous.” Daniel cut you off, you couldn’t help but giggle lightly at his attempts to make you feel better. 

“That’s what you are baby, you’re gorgeous no matter what you wear, every curve, every scar, every blemish, everything about you is perfect.” 

He punctuated his sentence with a small kiss, moved his way from your lips to your neck all the way down to your stomach where he started peppering kisses all over, not leaving an inch untouched.

“You shouldn’t talk down to yourself, baby. You're my baby, do not talk down on her.” Daniel whispered, looking up at you between kisses, maintaining sincere loving eye contact. 

You wanted to defend your point and why you felt the way you did, but you knew it was no use, you knew he wouldn’t listen, and it was not that he was being mean or rude.

 It was purely because he didn’t believe a single word of it, every flaw you pointed out, everything you said you hated about yourself he couldn’t see and would never understand why you felt so bad about yourself. 

“I wish you could see yourself the way I see you.” 

Your heart grew three sizes larger at his words, you’d never heard him be so serious. As he continued to trail kisses down your stomach, his hands kept themselves busy. 

Squeezing your waist, hips, ass, and thighs the further he went down, smiling with each squeeze, he loved the way your plush, warm skin felt in his hands, so soft he never wanted to take his hands off you. 

Stopping at the waist band of your pajama bottoms, Daniel looked up at you once again with pleading, hopeful and loving eyes. The love he had was clearer as clear.

“Can I princess? Will you let me make you feel good?” 

A light shiver ran down your spine when your eyes met his, you could see the love for you spilling from them and the desperation he held to do all he could to make you feel even a tiny bit better. 

You nodded your head at him, watched a small but grateful smile appear on his face.

“Thank you.” His movements were slow as he removed your pajama bottoms, he wanted to take it slow just in case you changed your mind, you were already a little fragile, so the last thing he wanted to do was push you. 

Your bottoms carefully discarded onto the floor, he took a moment to admire you, laying in front of him in just your underwear. The sight wasn’t new to him, but every time it happened he couldn’t help but admire just how mesmerizing you looked, he could see all of you, cherish all of you, worship all of you. 

“So, so gorgeous, my beautiful girl.” He whispered against your skin, kissed up your legs and along your inner thigh. The closer he got to your core, the heavier your breathing became. 

His kisses stopped at your clothed core, lips ghosted over the thin fabric as his gaze met yours again, asking for permission, which you granted without hesitation. 

Daniel placed a light kiss to your core, almost like a promise he would be back, before he slowly removed your underwear. He wasted no time, diving straight in to your pussy to give you the pleasure you deserved. 

Kissing along your slit until he reached your clit, peppered small kisses before giving it long licks. Your hips had a mind of their own, lightly rocking into him, chasing the friction you craved, needing him to apply more pressure.

Your small whines encouraged him, the louder your sounds got the more pressure he applied, the faster his tongue moved. 

“Daniel.” You cried out, bliss washed over you with every stroke of his tongue. 

“My perfect girl, so beautiful, so perfect for me, perfect in every small way.” The compliments went straight to your pussy and right now, as much as you loved the compliments, the absence of his mouth on your pussy made you whine even more. 

With a small smirk on his face, he didn’t keep you waiting for long, licking a long stripe all along your slit, lapping up your arousal before he wrapped his lips around your clit, sucking as your whines turned to pornographic moans. 

Your hands found their way to his hair, you wrapped strands of his hair around your fingers as they buried themselves deeper into his hair only to grip it from the scalp.

 Your moans were music to his ears and in a way filled him with joy, he knew how bad your insecurities could get and knowing you trusted him enough to do this made his heart swell.

Daniel needed you to feel better, but no words in any language would ever be enough to describe his love for you, but then again, he always thought actions spoke louder than words.

You lightly tugged at his curls in a weak attempt to pull him closer to you. The faint pain from your pull made him groan against you, sending vibrations through your pussy, heightening your pleasure even more. 

Your high started to build from the way he switched between sucks to your clit to licks and back again, circling your clit with his tongue from time to time just to spice it up, keeping you on your toes. 

The way your hips were unconsciously moving against his mouth and how his name fell from your lips in quiet gasps that got interrupted by moans, he could tell you were getting close. 

Daniel increased the intensity of his actions, kneading the skin of your plushy thighs as he tried to keep you in place enough for him to continue. Any other day, he’d hold your hips down with his hands, pushing as firmly as he needed to in order to keep you from moving.

But today he let you move as much as you wanted, knowing the more you couldn’t keep still, the better he was doing his job, the more pleasure you were feeling. 

Small moans left you as you weakly rutted against his mouth, your high teetering on the edge, ready to hit you any second, you just needed that extra push. 

“Dani…please” You cried out to him. With a final suck at your clit, a lot harsher than what he had been doing before, your orgasm washed over you, as intense as never before. 

You couldn’t even let out a whimper, your mouth hung agape in a silent moan as he helped you ride out your high, lapping up your juices, making sure not to waste a single drop. 

When your legs started to tremble, he pulled away, not wanting to overstimulate you. He took a moment to look at you, a thin layer of sweat coating your forehead and stomach.

Your chest rose and fell heavily as you tried to catch your breath, the sight alone took his own breath away, he would never grow tired of seeing you like this. Only for him.

Before you could relax and come down, Daniel looked at you and then thrusted his cock into your core. It was a blissful moment for the both of you. You finally felt full. 

He thrusted harder into your tight hole, as he heard your pornographic moan. He couldn't believe that you were his girlfriend. The most gorgeous girl on this entire earth.

He needed to groan as he felt your tight walls enveloping his cock. It was the best feeling. Daniel thrusted in and out of you until he felt that you came close to your orgasm. He knew your body better than he knew every grid.

Daniel saw your face, and then you came with a loud pornographic moan. Seconds after, he came deep inside you, filling you deep with his sticky load-cum.

As you came back down from your high, Daniel flopped himself down next to you and pulled you in close to his chest.