*goes Into Crack Theory About Moxie Having Secret Meetings With Ellington Behind Lemonys Back*

*goes into crack theory about Moxie having secret meetings with Ellington behind Lemony’s back*

i was too busy noticing lemony getting his hair cut that i didn’t realize moxie had a black cat coffee box in her kitchen 👀👀👀👀👀

Heterodox drcjs.ohh

Me:

@worldheritagepostorganization

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

I once had a dream in which a poster for the ATWQ Netflix series was released, and it was terrible.

And when I say terrible, I mean it was a set-in-present-day-America, typical-teen-drama, riverdale-ised mess. Oh, and the casting, costume design, hair and makeup were ghastly: Lemony looked like any random annoying boy you’d see in the school playground, (and they got rid of his hat!) Moxie was Black and Ornette wasn’t, Moxie was also dressed super informal and girly, and Ellington’s hair was red and Theodora’s was short and neat.

Suffice it to say that I am praying that isn’t how it actually turns out.

Consider: disheveled and slightly bloody, but with someone else’s blood not her own, green eyes glinting dangerously as she allows herself to smile, satisfied with a job well done.

is there any hotter look than disheveled and slightly bloody

This is Violet Baudelaire.