Eden!

Eden!

Sam's New Year Sale (Kalim and Deuce) Day 4 Story 🎍🛍️

naps in ramshackle

The Auction of a Lifetime: Do We have a Deal?~🐚

Pt 1. of 2(reply and reblog for more!!!)

“GRIM, get back here you little gremlin!!!”

“Not a chance! Any henchmen of mine should do a better job of keeping up!”

Your feline friend's squeaky voice shouted out as he rounded the corner. Much to your dismay and brewing anger, he decided it’d be the idea of the century to snatch up a certain magical artifact from Crewel's classroom. You can’t remember what it did exactly, something about multiplying a user's possessions? All you knew for sure was that it was Grim’s one way ticket to tuna city and yours to Crowley’s office. AGAIN. So naturally here you are trying to prevent that future as you finally cornered the furball in the Mostro Lounge.

“Cmon Grim I’ll buy you all the tuna you want, just please give it back! If I have to explain ourselves to Crowley again I might as well lock myself in the nearest tall tower.”

“No way! You haven’t provided me with the goods I deserve in an entire three days! Consider this a win for both of us.”

While he went on you slowly crept towards him, and finally came close enough to take the leap in tackling the little thief.

“GOTCHA! Wai-UGH!”

As you got hold of him you unfortunately sent the two of you tumbling towards a beautifully decorated shelf of antiques and treasures. Luckily it was fortified enough to only jostle around a bit. Except for one cheeky vase that decided to make your life infinitely more difficult and come plummeting to the ground in an ear piercing crash.

“…wasn’t me.”

“Sweet seven! Nononono! I-It’s ok, it’s fine, everything’s fine! I’ll just take this back to Ramshackle and fix it before anyone knows what happened-”

“And what exactly has happened here prefect?”

You let a squeak slip out, stopping your frantic assembling of the broken pieces to turn and see a somewhat amused Azul looking down at you.

“Heyyyyy Azul..how’s life been?”

“Hello prefect, it’s been quite well. Although I can’t say so anymore seeing as how my priceless Caribbean pearl infused marble vase has been decimated.”

“Pr-priceless you say?”

“Very.”

“Azul I am so sorry! I was just trying to stop Grim from doing something stupid, but kinda ended slipping up myself hehe…”

You sprang up to your feet in an attempt to apologize and make light of the situation, only to be met with Azul’s deadpan face as he quirked an eyebrow.

“A-Anyway, I really am sorry. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?”

“Hmmm, well unfortunately that was an extremely expensive piece to retrieve and a beautiful part of my collection no less.”

You cringed at his explanation realizing that you might have fucked up more than you thought.

“However, now that I think about it the Lounge has been in desperate need of entertainment lately…”

“What kind of entertainment?”

Azul looked at you with that familiar mischievous glint in his eyes. Before you had the chance to blink he quickly conjured up a contract, primed and ready for the signing.

“I propose we throw a little event. An auction to win a day with NRC’s favorite prefect! I’ve been brewing up the idea for quite some time now, how kind of you to give me the perfect opportunity to put it into action.”

A win a date auction, like from all those cheesy romcoms? You were a bit-no scratch that EXTREMELY skeptical to say the least. With a perturbed look you grabbed and examined the contract front to back over and over again. Trying not to be caught up on a footnote about being handed over immediately to the headmaster's office if you failed to comply or opted out last minute. So either way you’d be screwed, huh? Don’t sign and pay out of pocket, or sign and face possible embarrassment but receive a get out of jail free card. Screw it. You grabbed the pen but right before it hit the parchment you have to ask.

“Are you sure about this? I really don’t see where you’re coming from thinking I’M the best candidate for something like this.”

“Oh prefect. You have no idea.~”

“Now. Do we have a deal?”

Take a breath and sign the scroll. What’s the worst that could happen?

The Duo of Idiots! I wanted to post these two together since I thought it appropriate 😂

Grim with the first years

I found this while scrolling so enjoy lol