Thinking About That One Blaziken On That Cooking Show Who Refused To Eat Food Shaped Like Torchic

Thinking about that one Blaziken on that cooking show who refused to eat food shaped like Torchic

Bagels for breakfast again. Here's Dad's:

I don't understand why some folks add more than butter or cream cheese to a bagel.

Just make a sandwich!

- Colanda Achroma

I'd vote for Kanto again if I could to prevent Sinnoh from being called the "worst" region.

Sinnoh ranks higher than my home region (Unova) for its climate and culture. I love reading about Saint Akari's adventures and her struggle to calm frenzied noble pokémon.

...the deity that brought me into this world originates from there

- Colanda Achroma

Why does everyone want to use frying pans for this:

When you could use them for V I O L E N C E ?

I suppose that's... True.

You can count on me not running around like a Torchic with its head cut off if an apocalypse ever happens- Because stuff like that is definitely not my fault.

- Colanda Achroma

Well, natural disasters aren't supposed to make you happy, which means that it won't happen now.

I'll take anything that'll eliminate my anxiety, okay?

- Colanda Achroma

[@seared-and-incinerated]

Question-

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Answer...?

- Colanda Achroma