Victorian-wizard - There Is Something Very Wrong With Me

How is England real. I just drove through a town called Furness Vale, and someone vandalized the sign so it said Furless Male.

I saw a cottage there called Darkness Cottage. What a bunch of emo furries…

Welcome to The Victorian Wizard’s ::

Mini-Grimoire of Spells you (yes you) can do without an orb.

Spell No.1

Make subject depressed.

Pro:: Can make a subject unable to do anything they want. Loss of memory.

Con:: Only works on castor

Spell No.2

Make subject hungry

Pro:: Makes the subjects mind and body slower

Con:: (You guessed it) Only works on castor

Spell No.3

Make subject faint

Pro:: Can make subject faint upon standing

Con:: Only works on people with iron deficiency and/or PoTS

Spell No.4

Make everyone in a certain radius leave you alone

Pro:: This one works every time

Con:: To do it, stand on a table and scream/act crazy. No-one will ever forget this spell after it is cast.

Spell No.5

Find where any person has a pain/illness in their body.

Pro:: This one actually works (like actually)

Con:: You Must study reflexology first. And touch people’s feet.

Do you have any known queer relatives?

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From the personal asks about your blog::

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As always, no pressure :)

"i am the captain of my soul" is a line from a poem called "invictus" by william ernest henley that i read when i was in middle school and i liked it and i couldn't think of anything better tbh

6. my pfp is my cat! again, i couldn't really think of anything so i just put a silly picture of my cat that i took.