@katthesecond Ocs Lore In A Nutshell But Outdated + Inaccurate (it's Me, What Do You Expect Lol)

@katthesecond ocs lore in a nutshell but outdated + inaccurate (it's me, what do you expect lol)

Part 1

Tw : very mild blood, human cake and swearing

(Also my unfunny humour)

Mama Siren <3.

Give her a medal indeed.

He turned out to be an amazing leader, so she did rain him in

Here i am with some sketches :D

The guy was caught stealing. What a fool.

I think captain was a difficult kid.

But don't worry, he grew up to be a-

well, he become a pirate buuuuut... He has principles now? idk

Give siren a gold medal for raising this asshole, that's what I'm getting at ahah

Shading

Stuff I made

I agree with everything, I only cared about about 1 zelink ship and it was skyward sword. Never cared about canon after that

So, because my actual zelda experience is Minish Cap, question.

I keep seeing that the fish man has been married and that somehow means Link cannot fuck him.

I'm pretty sure Link can fuck whoever wants to fuck him, so long as the writer doing the writing says so.

The question is "why have writers given up so easily".

To clarify I have no skin in this game, I'm just from the era of fanfic where if you wanted characters to fuck, you posted 2k words of grammatically dubious PWP and kept doing it until bored and damn what canon said. So it's like seeing the neighborhood kids stop playing baseball in the park to me.

You kids ok? You're not hating a female character for existing and letting her existence ruin your fun are you? Do you need some apple slices